155: Chapter 155 Talented Little Nose Guy! Everyone Must Be Certified!

"Young Master Chen, then in the report, I should write..."

"Just write that except for the Rat Clan, all the other Alien Races encountered a boss and were completely slaughtered. Chen Lin of the Great Xia was deeply heartbroken, avenged the Alien Races, and killed the boss!"

"During this time, he was covered in blood. Some classmates saw him and thought Chen Lin was slaughtering the Alien Races, but in reality, it was the boss that killed them!"

"The classmates all misunderstood," Chen Lin said calmly.

Hearing this explanation, Huzi's face darkened: "Is that really okay?"

"For the sake of harmony, they should just take the out when it's offered."

"If I've already given them an out and these Alien Races still aren't satisfied, then I can only go back and tell Teacher Luo. By then, the entire Lixian Academy might be very unhappy."

"Brother Huzi, you wouldn't want..."

"Cough, cough, of course I don't!"

"Damned boss. Fortunately, Young Master Chen, you avenged these twenty-odd Alien Race members. They can rest in peace now."

Huzi's stance was firm. Then, he turned his head: "Then these five from the Rat Clan..."

"Oh. Them."

"They sent an assassin to kill me. There's nothing wrong with me killing them. Just write it exactly as it happened."

Saying this, Chen Lin pointed to the yellow Little Booger who was restrained in the distance.

"An assassin? Then Young Master Chen acted in self-defense."

Huzi breathed a sigh of relief. This reason was perfectly fine: "By the way, what level is the assassin?"

"Condensing Nucleus Tier 3."

"Conden..."

"How much?!"

"Condensing Nucleus Tier 3?" Brother Huzi cried out, completely dumbfounded.

He turned around to look at the yellow Little Booger, who wasn't even as tall as a standing Golden Retriever, his face filled with confusion.

"You're at Condensing Nucleus Tier 3 and you came to assassinate Young Master Chen?"

"What's your name?"

"Universe Super Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior..."

"I'm fucking asking for your real name, not your online handle!"

"Xiao Bei," the Little Booger smiled sheepishly.

"Occupation." Brother Huzi pulled out his notebook and began recording.

Xiao Bei hesitated for a moment before continuing, "Assassin!"

"Then why are you wearing a little yellow uniform?"

"Just delivering a couple of orders on my way." Xiao Bei was a man of few words, only answering what was asked.

Brother Huzi was speechless: "How old are you? How many people have you killed as an assassin?"

"Twenty-one years old. I've killed a total of zero."

At this point, Xiao Bei continued to explain, "I've had a physical condition since I was a kid, so I can't grow taller."

"As for assassinations, I've taken five jobs in total."

"All of them failed."

"Other assassins die the moment they fail, but I failed all five jobs and am still alive."

"Because they all treated me like a joke and let me go."

At this point, Xiao Bei covered his head: "Sigh, what a failure."

"So after that, I just started delivering a couple of orders on my way."

Huzi: ...

"Young Master Chen, this guy..."

Chen Lin walked forward and looked at Xiao Bei.

And Xiao Bei still maintained his quiet and calm demeanor.

He just stood there without saying much.

Chen Lin narrowed his eyes slightly, but the other party still stood there.

Chen Lin raised his hand, but the other party still stood there.

His eyes were calm, not feeling the pressure at all.

"No, buddy, what made you think of becoming an assassin?"

"A beggar once gave me an assassin's manual."

"It looked pretty cool, so I wanted to become one." Xiao Bei only answered because he was asked.

Chen Lin frowned.

Just then, Xiao Bei suddenly leaped up and did a backflip on the spot.

This startled Chen Lin, making him wonder what was going on.

???

"What are you doing?"

Xiao Bei smiled sheepishly and said, "That was just our Ninja Assassin idle animation."

Chen Lin: ...

Wang Gu: ...

Huzi: ...

What a genius.

Pfft! At this moment, Gong Ling finally couldn't hold it in anymore, clutching his stomach as he burst out laughing.

"Idle."

"Haha, Brother Lin, the Little Booger has an idle animation!"

[Ding! Detected teammate Gong Ling is happy. Continuously producing emotion points...]

[Current total emotion points: 150,000 (doubled by Heart of Justice)]

Awesome.

Looking at Xiao Bei in front of him, Chen Lin's killing intent gradually subsided.

"You said you've taken five jobs. After failing the assassinations, how did you treat those targets?"

"Uh... actually, they were pretty nice to me. Not only did they let me go, but they also gave me cultivation resources."

"Right now, I have no place to live, so I'm still staying at the house of one of my former targets."

"His family runs a martial arts hall. He even teaches me how to do backflips when he's free. It's actually quite embarrassing to talk about."

Xiao Bei scratched his head, feeling a bit regretful about trying to assassinate him in the first place.

"Runs a martial arts hall?" Hearing this, Chen Lin was stunned: "What martial arts hall?"

"Just around Wu City, it's called the Qingyun Martial Arts Hall. The hall master is called Zhou Tieshan."

"Holy crap, Brother Lin, did he end up at your place?" Wang Gu's face was filled with astonishment.

Chen Lin's face darkened. This guy is fucking Uncle Zhou's person?

On the other side, Xiao Bei was taken aback: "You know Zhou Tieshan?"

"He's my fucking Uncle Zhou."

"You're quite something, Little Booger. Setting aside the fact that you tried to assassinate me, you even tried to assassinate my Uncle Zhou?"

"Uh... sorry about that." Xiao Bei stood awkwardly on the spot, smiling helplessly.

At this moment, he became even more introverted.

"Forget it, wait a moment, I'll ask Uncle Zhou."

Chen Lin walked to the side and pulled out his phone.

...

Three minutes later, Chen Lin returned.

"You really are from Uncle Zhou's martial arts hall. I heard Uncle Zhou even wanted to adopt you recently."

"Yeah, Uncle Zhou has never had children. It's actually quite embarrassing to talk about."

"Uncle Zhou treats me so well, yet I still came to assassinate you..."

Xiao Bei felt even more deeply ashamed.

He was telling the truth. Failing an assassination was embarrassing enough.

To think he had come to assassinate one of his own people.

Sigh...

"I'm really sorry, Brother Lin."

"If you want to get rid of anyone in the future, just let me know. I'll kill them for you for free," Xiao Bei said with a sheepish grin.

"Sure, sure, we'll talk once you break through the Condensed Core realm."

Chen Lin waved his hand, then turned around and said to everyone, "Let's go."

"Let's go out and claim our permanent law enforcement qualifications first."

As soon as he said this, Wang Gu, who was standing nearby, was dumbfounded.

"No, Brother Lin, what about this Little Booger?"

Old Fei quickly stepped forward and covered his mouth.

Having lived a long life, he could see things clearly: "Stop calling him Little Booger."

"From now on, he's Xiao Bei."

"Since Brother Lin didn't kill him, he must be part of our gang now."

"Why? He's clearly only at the Condensed Core realm..." Wang Gu was surprised.

"His realm doesn't matter. What matters is that he's a genius."

Wang Gu's brain lagged for a moment: Holy crap, that's right!

How many people could be talking normally on the spot, then suddenly do a backflip out of nowhere and claim it's their idle animation?

If that's not a genius, what is?

...

Meanwhile, outside the secret realm.

After hearing that the second stage had ended,

Representative Luo Hong and the other leading teachers all rushed over to pick up their students.

No one dared to act cocky anymore. The five members of Chen Lin's group, including Old Fei, smoothly obtained their permanent law enforcement qualifications.

Along the way, all the staff members were extremely polite.

The official presenting the awards was a woman from the Patrol Bureau.

She personally handed Chen Lin the pistol representing law enforcement and his credentials.

In a high-martial world, pistols were already pretty useless.

But it was a spiritual symbol for all Law Enforcers.

Starting today, it meant Chen Lin and the others could handle cases at any time, and directly investigate suspects upon encountering them!

"Chen Lin, today is your first day obtaining law enforcement authority. What is the thing you want to do most right now?"

At this moment, the female official interviewed him with a microphone.

"The thing I want to do most... punish evil and promote good."

"Fei Ming, what about you?"

"Uphold justice."

"Wang Gu, what about you?"

"Force decent girls into prostitution, and eradicate T0."

The female official slapped her forehead: "You really dare to say anything."

"Ye Huang, what about you?"

"Follow Brother Lin."

"Gong Ling, what about you?"

"Marry..."