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59: Chapter 59: Finding supplements for the stunning head housekeeper to help her increase her bust size!
The golden wanbao treasure ship remained steadily suspended in the sky.
The rich Spiritual Qi almost turned into a white mist, blowing against their faces.
A few minutes ago!
“Ya-hello! Goodbye, Revered Master!”
Yun Qianyue cheered, her nine fox tails leaving a pink afterimage behind her as she charged directly toward the Spiritual Qi-rich mountain range to the east, regardless of direction.
“Little Aunt Second Senior Sister, wait for me! We want to go with you! It's safer that way!”
Su Qiyue followed closely behind, dragging a helpless Su Xuner with her.
Even the usually steady Leng Qingqiu only hurriedly gave a salute to Lu Chen before turning into a streak of sword light and disappearing.
She wanted to temper herself; in this life, she didn't want to walk her past path, she didn't want to leave her Revered Master, and she didn't want her Revered Master to die for her!
Lin Bufan and Shen Mengyao glanced at each other, not daring to delay either, each choosing a direction to search for an Opportunity.
In the blink of an eye, the massive deck became empty.
This bunch of heartless kids, they sure run fast.
Lu Chen stretched, having no intention of searching for treasure at all.
Lu Chen leaned to the side and lay down.
Yan Lingji, who had been waiting on the side, sat down with great discernment, adjusting her posture so that her long legs could perfectly catch Lu Chen's head.
Lu Chen rubbed against her comfortably, a faint fragrance lingering at the tip of his nose.
Yan Lingji reached out, massaging Lu Chen's temples with moderate pressure, her soft and seductive voice sounding in his ear.
“Master, is the pressure alright?”
“Mhm, a bit heavier on the left.”
Lu Chen closed his eyes, letting out a satisfied hum.
Wei Hongyu, watching from the side, felt the veins on her forehead throb.
Wei Hongyu gripped her golden abacus, wishing she could smash it directly into Lu Chen's face.
“Lu Chen! This is the Azure Emperors Secret Realm! There are treasures everywhere!”
Wei Hongyu walked over to the lounge chair with gritted teeth, blocking the sunlight and staring down at Lu Chen from above.
“People outside are fighting for a spot, yet here you are, coming in just to sleep? Even your disciples know to go grab Opportunities, but you, the Master, are just here waiting to die?”
Lu Chen didn't even lift his eyelids, lazily waving his hand.
“Don't block my sun.”
“Besides, I am a Great Emperor. If I were to go out and grab things, it would be called bullying. It wouldn't be interesting at all, how dull.”
Wei Hongyu's chest heaved as she tightened her grip on the abacus.
Just as Wei Hongyu was about to scold him some more, she saw Yan Lingji look up, her crimson eyes sweeping coldly over Wei Hongyu.
“Chief Wei, Revered Master is tired and needs rest. Please do not make such a loud noise.”
Wei Hongyu: “...”
Who exactly is the creditor here?
Just as Lu Chen was preparing to have a beautiful sleep and slack through this Secret Realm journey...
That damned synthesized electronic voice exploded in Lu Chen's mind without warning.
[Ding! Detected that the host is slacking off. Fortunately, you have a caring housekeeper!]
[Emergency Mission Issued: The Caring Housekeeper's Essential Needs!]
[Mission Description: As a qualified Revered Master and owner, how can you only care about your own enjoyment?]
Your stunning housekeeper Yan Lingji's Soul was damaged during her time as a Soul body. She urgently needs a fire-type supreme treasure to reshape her Soul Origin!]
By expanding the width of her Soul Sea, she can feel at ease; by broadening her horizons—and her chest—every move she makes will be a Saint's lethal chest weapon!]
[Mission Objective: Find and obtain high-grade fire-type Soul medicine within the Azure Emperors Secret Realm.]
[Mission Reward: Yan Lingji's favorability will hit the roof, and she will personally offer a bottle of her 'ten-thousand-year holy milk spirit-replenishing pill'.]
[Failure Penalty: A certain indescribable part of the host will shorten by 15 centimeters.]
Holy shit?!
Lu Chen snapped his eyes open, his entire body launching upward from Yan Lingji's lap like a spring.
15 centimeters?
Is this System insane?
This is asking for his life!
This isn't just a physical disability; it's the bottom line of a man's dignity!
“Revered Master?”
Yan Lingji was startled, her hands suspended in mid-air as she looked at Lu Chen, who had suddenly come back to life, with a bewildered expression.
“What's wrong? Did I hurt you?”
Lu Chen's face was ashen; he had no time to explain.
This concerned the happiness of the rest of his life; there could be no mistakes!
Although he had played enough and enjoyed enough in the past and no longer had the heart for it, he wasn't someone who pursued the Heartless Dao!
A vast and boundless Great Emperor Divine Sense instantly centered on Lu Chen, spreading outward frantically in a fan shape.
The Divine Sense swept across mountains and rivers, penetrating rock layers and abysses.
Everywhere it passed, countless Yao Beasts trembled in fear, crouching on the ground and not daring to move.
Found it!
Lu Chen's eyes narrowed slightly as his gaze locked onto a dormant volcano in the southwest direction of the Secret Realm.
Inside the volcano's crater, magma churned, and a lotus flower, entirely crystal red and emitting terrifying heat waves, was quietly blooming.
The top-grade Earth Core Fire Lotus Essence—this matched his objective!
Only...
Lu Chen frowned.
Near that crater, there were already three auras fighting a guardian Yao Beast.
Moreover, those three auras were quite familiar to him.
It was that 'Central Plains Three Swordsmen' or whatever.
“I've found something good. I'm going ahead, you guys catch up!”
Lu Chen's figure flickered and vanished from the deck into thin air.
Leaving only Wei Hongyu and Yan Lingji staring at each other in surprise.
...
Southwest of the Secret Realm, Red Flame Mountain.
Billowing thick smoke obscured the sky.
Roar—!
A crimson giant beast, as large as a small mountain, was roaring in anger.
This giant beast was covered in thick scales flowing with magma, with a single horn on its head and four hooves treading on fire.
It was none other than a Heavenly Melting Beast at the Xiantai Realm Great Perfection!
Opposite it, two women with graceful figures were struggling desperately to withstand its attacks.
“Jiang Yifei! Are you ready yet?!”
Nangong Ziyi gave a sharp cry, two strings on the ancient guqin in her hands already snapped.
Her fingers were dripping with blood, her face as pale as paper, and the spiritual energy shield in front of her was teetering under the Heavenly Melting Beast's impact.
On the other side, Ji Linger's situation wasn't much better.
The little girl's originally cute twin tails were singed, and the defensive Magic Treasure on her body had long since dimmed.
She used Void Realm techniques to barely dodge the magma fire pillars spat out by the Heavenly Melting Beast, shouting with a sob in her voice.
“Cousin! I can't hold on anymore! This big guy is too tough!”
On a giant rock a hundred feet behind them.
Jiang Yifei was striking a very flashy pose; the wounds on his body and the blood at the corner of his mouth proved that he was also at his limit!
Then Jiang Yifei held one hand toward the sky, a purple ball of light condensing in his palm as violent thunder power jumped wildly around him.
His hair flew in the wind, his expression solemn, and his eyes revealed a determination to sacrifice himself for the greater good.
“Linger! Ziyi! Just hold on a little longer!”
“This move of mine, the Purple Extreme Heavenly Thunder Break, is a Jiang Family forbidden technique. The longer it charges, the greater its power!”
“I've even used my Essence Blood. Just give me ten more breaths, and I will definitely land a killing blow, blasting this beast into dust!”
“Roar!”
The Heavenly Melting Beast was completely enraged by the two people in front of it.
It stopped spitting magma and instead kicked the ground hard with its hind legs, its massive body leaping high into the air.
A shadow instantly enveloped Nangong Ziyi and Ji Linger below.
That bloody maw filled with fangs opened wide, biting down fiercely with a foul wind and high heat!
It's over!
A sense of dread flashed through Nangong Ziyi's eyes.
At this moment, the spiritual energy in Nangong Ziyi's body was exhausted, and she was powerless to dodge; she was prepared to use her life-saving trump card!
Now is the time!
If I strike at this very moment and block this hit, it will be perfect!
“Vile beast! Do not harm my fiancée!”
Jiang Yifei roared, preparing to throw the thunderous light he had been charging for so long.
Just then.
Rip—
The void above the Heavenly Melting Beast's head was suddenly torn open by someone.
A figure wearing a black robe stepped out from within.
“So noisy.”
Lu Chen didn't even look at the thrilling scene below; it was only because this monster was blocking the path to picking the Earth Core Fire Lotus Essence.
Lu Chen didn't even use spiritual energy; he just casually raised his right hand and gave a light slap downward toward that massive monster head.
Smack, a soft sound.
That Heavenly Melting Beast, whose thick skin and flesh were enough to withstand a blow from a Saint...
Didn't even have time to let out a scream.
Its massive body instantly disintegrated in mid-air.
Below, Nangong Ziyi and Ji Linger...
The two of them looked up in a daze at the man in black floating in the sky.
Lu Chen was expressionless, using spiritual energy to pick that Earth Core Fire Lotus Essence.
In the distance.
Jiang Yifei maintained his throwing posture, his entire body frozen in place.
The Purple Extreme Heavenly Thunder Break in his hand, which contained all his essence and spirit, now lost its target, and coupled with his own shock...
The violent energy inside the thunder ball instantly lost control.
Sizzle sizzle—
The terrifying thunder power exploded directly in Jiang Yifei's palm.
“Ugh!”
Jiang Yifei's eyes bulged, his chest heaving violently.
That mouthful of blood stuck in his throat could no longer be suppressed.
“Puff—!”
Seeing this, Lu Chen couldn't help but sigh: “When young, one doesn't know the value of their essence; when old, one can only weep... at the void!”