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Chapter 1
- 1: The FG300: The Dream Begins
Chapter 2
- 2: What? You mean wealth and prosperity have arrived?
Chapter 3
- 3: Wait a minute? What are you apologizing for?
Chapter 4
- 4: Why don't you come with me?
Chapter 5
- 5: Dude, you're not going to betray us, are you?
Chapter 6
- 6: Don't let me see you take another step forward!
Chapter 7
- 7: A new life is here, and I'm ready to go!
Chapter 8
- 8: Head to the construction base
Chapter 9
- 9: "Our engineering vessel has been destroyed."
Chapter 10
- 10: Thanks to the Weiyang Covenant for sponsoring the archive collection
Chapter 11
- 11: We are all living life to the fullest.
Chapter 12
- 12: This seems a bit like I'm responsible for putting in the effort, and you're responsible for just staying alive?
Chapter 13
- 13: It's a nesting doll! We're saved!
Chapter 14
- 14: Not a person of today?
Chapter 15
- 15: No? What is this?
Chapter 16
- 16: Your nightlight is strengthening the optical computer.
Chapter 17
- 17: History major, join the team!
Chapter 18
- 18: Unidentified fleet that appeared suddenly
Chapter 19
- 19: Does this make sense?
Chapter 20
- 20: The universe is always churning out some strange and wonderful things.
Chapter 21
- 21: People always tend to have wild, random thoughts when they're full.
Chapter 22
- 22: Welcome to Order of the Seats V01.01
Chapter 23
- 23: Register identity
Chapter 24
- 24: I'm determined to make sure you never return (just kidding).
Chapter 25
- 25: They're coming in...
Chapter 26
- 26: Let the storm rage on!
Chapter 27
- 27: Wait, they even sent this thing?
Chapter 28
- 28: Holy Stars Group
Chapter 29
- 29: Then let me ask you, what does it mean to have thousands of troops avoid a white-robed figure?
Chapter 30
- 30: Reopening Day Celebration (Part 1)
Chapter 31
- 31: Reopening Day Celebration (Part 2)
Chapter 32
- 32: The purifying flames
Chapter 33
- 33: You mean, we cracked the void?
Chapter 34
- 34: "Turbulent waves surged into the sky"
Chapter 35
- 35: Do you know what a legendary tanky champion is?
Chapter 36
- 36: The swarm of insects is attacking!
Chapter 37
- 37: Nightlight: Haha! I finally got it dressed!
Chapter 38
- 38: Buhou! My engineering vessel!
Chapter 39
- 39: A diplomatic meeting? No, no, it's a free-fighting tournament!
Chapter 40
- 40: There are no friends at the negotiating table
Chapter 41
- 41: What? Who's leaking information?
Chapter 42
- 42: It's not that I don't want to go, but...
Chapter 43
- 43: The giant beasts on the battlefield
Chapter 44
- 44: The mess left behind
Chapter 45
- 45: Grand Ceremony
Chapter 46
- 46: "If you hear the Way in the morning, then what happened next?"
Chapter 47
- 47: Who is calling for the fleet?
Chapter 48
- 48: Insect swarm?
Chapter 49
- 49: Insect Swarm (Part Two)
Chapter 50
- 50: On the shuttle
Chapter 51
- 51: Who hit me?
Chapter 52
- 52: The old empire's methods for treating deficiency
Chapter 53
- 53: The calm before the storm
Chapter 54
- 54: Hachiman, so you're really that awesome?
Chapter 55
- 55: Report from the Second Age
Chapter 56
- 56: Research Station Log
Chapter 57
- 57: One white and one black
Chapter 58
- 58: How did you end up growing on my mine?
Chapter 59
- 59: Holy crap! What a rip-off!
Chapter 60
- 60: Less? 39 cubic meters?
Chapter 61
- 61: It seems he's a charlatan even worse than a fellow villager.
Chapter 62
- 62: Emergency Universal Nanomechanics
Chapter 63
- 63: Space Force reconnaissance fleet
Chapter 64
- 64: First contact
Chapter 65
- 65: It's like walking on thin ice, my friend.
Chapter 66
- 66: So, the principle of pacifying the internal situation before resisting external aggression is correct?
Chapter 67
- 67: Nightlight: I'd like to see which guy dares to play CNC in front of me.
Chapter 68
- 68: Interlude: About the ships currently appearing
Chapter 69
- 69: Luring the enemy deep into the territory
Chapter 70
- 70: Chapter 69 9527
Chapter 71
- 71: He didn't understand.
Chapter 72
- 72: Then let's take them down.
Chapter 73
- 73: father!
Chapter 74
- 74: Sociology +1
Chapter 75
- 75: I think this starry sky shouldn't be like this.
Chapter 76
- 76: Beyond Ursa Major
Chapter 77
- 77: This class is going to be tough to manage!
Chapter 78
- 78: The two sides are on the verge of conflict, yet both are helpless (not really).
Chapter 79
- 79: Eternal Storm's first ship launched
Chapter 80
- 80: Let's call her "Storm".
Chapter 81
- 81: The Smurfs' Temptation
Chapter 82
- 82: Entering enemy-occupied territory
Chapter 83
- 83: The fear of being sniped by an old lady
Chapter 84
- 84: The warships are gone? No problem, we can still fight!
Chapter 85
- 85: A very nice void creature, making my chainsaw sword spin wildly.
Chapter 86
- 86: I'm thinking of giving your appearance a super WAAAAAGH makeover!
Chapter 87
- 87: Buhao! The weasel is here looking for a scapegoat!
Chapter 88
- 88: Which mink hat taught you to apply it like this?
Chapter 89
- 89: Nightlight: So you finally remembered to pull me out?
Chapter 90
- 90: After the collapse of the empire—
Chapter 91
- 91: Let us shout in unison—
Chapter 92
- 92: Two sterilized princes
Chapter 93
- 93: What? The quantum computer got messed up?
Chapter 94
- 94: Nightlight: Little computer, you—are just a loli.
Chapter 95
- 95: Your fleet is currently engaged in battle.
Chapter 96
- 96: We're safe—bullshit!
Chapter 97
- 97: I recommend Dass directly.
Chapter 98
- 98: Fighting! So exhilarating!
Chapter 99
- 99: The guild leader charged in for a one-on-one fight!!!
Chapter 100
- 100: The commander has fallen to the ground!!
Chapter 101
- 101: The defending forces failed to break out.
Chapter 102
- 102: The person who came up with this kind of mecha, no amount of money will help them.
Chapter 103
- 103: Then let's fight!
Chapter 104
- 104: Pre-war preparations
Chapter 105
- 105: reconnaissance
Chapter 106
- 106: As you know, we have always stood firmly on the side of humanity and order.
Chapter 107
- 107: Crab meat? Captains, it's not time to take off yet.
Chapter 108
- 108: Take off! Captains! Fire away!
Chapter 109
- 109: Bombing: Er woman
Chapter 110
- 110: Here comes the little flying stick!
Chapter 111
- 111: First of all, you can't walk anymore (physics).
Chapter 112
- 112: Buhou, it's an ambush!
Chapter 113
- 113: Hello, this side faces the enemy.
Chapter 114
- 114: You go and jump over to the other side.
Chapter 115
- 115: What does it mean when a canned food jumps over?
Chapter 116
- 116: Contact with the Empire
Chapter 117
- 117: Warhammer Jokes
Chapter 118
- 118: I believe the empire needs highly skilled individuals like you.
Chapter 119
- 119: Everyone plays like this, right? I'll join in!
Chapter 120
- 120: Tianjinzuo? That sounds familiar...
Chapter 121
- 121: Yes, his name is Chu Xiluo.
Chapter 122
- 122: Everyone, stand to one side, because I jumped to the very center.
Chapter 123
- 123: You mean, we not only have reinforcements, but also superiors?
Chapter 124
- 124: Even as time washes away the spirit, its protection will never crumble.
Chapter 125
- 125: I picked this up (it's real).
Chapter 126
- 126: It's time to set off!
Chapter 127
- 127: How did the alien get into the void?
Chapter 128
- 128: List them all on the stock market!
Chapter 129
- 129: The surgery was a success, you are now—
Chapter 130
- 130: Damn traitors! They're the real thieves!
Chapter 131
- 131: Are they fighting out of hatred, or for honor?
Chapter 132
- 132: That was the Third Era
Chapter 133
- 133: Coexistence of deformities
Chapter 134
- 134: Norma: I understand! I understand everything!
Chapter 135
- 135: Take me to the meeting room.
Chapter 136
- 136: The Legion has no secrets!
Chapter 137
- 137: Planning for the future
Chapter 138
- 138: What is this? The Empire's aircraft carrier?
Chapter 139
- 139: I never imagined that Gou Shi's plane would be enough for you.
Chapter 140
- 140: For a moment, it was unclear who had lost out.
Chapter 141
- 141: He is God, and we are merely His angels.
Chapter 142
- 142: The young soldiers were eager to make a name for themselves.
Chapter 143
- 143: We really want to kill some aliens in the name of humanity... or something.
Chapter 144
- 144: Stand still, good boy!
Chapter 145
- 145: Infiltration successful
Chapter 146
- 146: The plan is to turn Star Harbor into a cream puff.
Chapter 147
- 147: Adrenaline: Go ahead and initiate the raid, I'll take care of the buffs and stuff.
Chapter 148
- 148: No? Star Harbor broke itself apart?
Chapter 149
- 149: The fish took the bait
Chapter 150
- 150: Who's the kind soul who'd install the bow gun on an aircraft carrier?!
Chapter 151
- 151: Landing on Planet Two
Chapter 152
- 152: There was no betrayal small enough to be tolerated.
Chapter 153
- 153: Going deep alone
Chapter 154
- 154: Are you originalists?
Chapter 155
- 155: Isn't this the leader of the saints?
Chapter 156
- 156: You know, this is beyond my ability to handle.
Chapter 157
- 157: No one is allowed to let the ball drop.
Chapter 158
- 158: Buhau! Missiles coming!
Chapter 159
- 159: Can he jump over and slap me again?
Chapter 160
- 160: Investigation begins!
Chapter 161
- 161: If you don't give it to us, we can take it ourselves.
Chapter 162
- 162: Yes, I've finally arrived.
Chapter 163
- 163: Oh, I thought it was a speed bump.
Chapter 164
- 164: What? This is the main force?
Chapter 165
- 165: Searching for the "Constitution of the Human Federation"
Chapter 166
- 166: You are safe.
Chapter 167
- 167: I am not a god, thank you.
Chapter 168
- 168: What? The People's Federation is really gone?
Chapter 169
- 169: Project Firefly (1)
Chapter 170
- 170: Project Firefly (2)
Chapter 171
- 171: This thing is still chasing me!
Chapter 172
- 172: This is a real windfall!
Chapter 173
- 173: Make it into soap!
Chapter 174
- 174: So-called people favored by the gods
Chapter 175
- 175: Wanli Jinsha (1)
Chapter 176
- 176: Wanli Jinsha (2)
Chapter 177
- 177: Wanli Jinsha (3)
Chapter 178
- 178: Wanli Jinsha (4)
Chapter 179
- 179: When nobility falls under the devil's temptation.
Chapter 180
- 180: Sorry, we are traitors.
Chapter 181
- 181: Buhou! My old popsicle!
Chapter 182
- 182: There is still hope
Chapter 183
- 183: "Burning Heaven Divine Weapon II" Class Experimental Mobile Fortress
Chapter 184
- 184: Why would I avoid a drop rate that's so low?
Chapter 185
- 185: Try to shape this universe into the way you want it to be.
Chapter 186
- 186: Madmen who believe in "destruction"
Chapter 187
- 187: Whose subordinate is this?
Chapter 188
- 188: His darling! He's got his eye on me?
Chapter 189
- 189: What? The bugs are out again?
Chapter 190
- 190: A fleet must have warships!
Chapter 191
- 191: If I say it's you, then it's not you, but it is you.
Chapter 192
- 192: We decided to give them a good beating.
Chapter 193
- 193: Since you're here, you're not leaving.
Chapter 194
- 194: Falling victim to a pig butchering scam, unable to resist despite all efforts.
Chapter 195
- 195: Dare to run and you'll fly!
Chapter 196
- 196: Should I avoid his sharp edge?
Chapter 197
- 197: That was a real elbow to my brother.
Chapter 198
- 198: They've really become beasts of burden (sad).
Chapter 199
- 199: You dare hit me... no, you really dare to hit me?
Chapter 200
- 200: Damn it! My faculty and staff!
Chapter 201
- 201: Let them fly!
Chapter 202
- 202: Hurry up! Hurry up even more!
Chapter 203
- 203: neck ring
Chapter 204
- 204: Damn! I almost missed it!
Chapter 205
- 205: Everyone! Charge!
Chapter 206
- 206: Damn it! Attack!
Chapter 207
- 207: The author is already a corpse.
Chapter 208
- 208: I'm determined to make the consortium take off!
Chapter 209
- 209: Good heavens, it's a living fossil!
Chapter 210
- 210: This sounds so familiar...
Chapter 211
- 211: This time it's a real infiltration.
Chapter 212
- 212: Those scumbags who are getting in our way!
Chapter 213
- 213: I'll make you fly when I host a banquet.
Chapter 214
- 214: Are you really eating people?
Chapter 215
- 215: An angel descends upon you
Chapter 216
- 216: Quack, so they're planning a rebellion!
Chapter 217
- 217: That vibrant vitality was like a race against time.
Chapter 218
- 218: "All-human battle royale tournament Season 7 warm-up"
Chapter 219
- 219: Yes, I think it's time for us to make our move.
Chapter 220
- 220: For a future that does not exist
Chapter 221
- 221: They betrayed us!
Chapter 222
- 222: Anger! It has consumed us!
Chapter 223
- 223: Let it burn!
Chapter 224
- 224: Charge! Sprint! Sprint!
Chapter 225
- 225: Why are mourners weeping?
Chapter 226
- 226: I will save it from your failure.
Chapter 227
- 227: Side Story: A Certain Planner's Interdimensional Journey
Chapter 228
- 228: Bonus Chapter: I said, "I'm talking about a strengthened Sand Dragon, you're Erdoron!"
Chapter 229
- 229: Buhou! We're about to take off!
Chapter 230
- 230: Until the building collapsed
Chapter 231
- 231: "Humans living in harmony"
Chapter 232
- 232: "Weiyang"
Chapter 233
- 233: College
Chapter 234
- 234: You are the future
Chapter 235
- 235: The People's Federation is a veteran organization; we should learn from it.
Chapter 236
- 236: I'm going to be busy again...
Chapter 237
- 237: Do you dare to oppose him?
Chapter 238
- 238: They're from the same place, how come there's such a big difference?
Chapter 239
- 239: What does "empire" mean?
Chapter 240
- 240: You really don't care?!
Chapter 241
- 241: What is our mission?
Chapter 242
- 242: The workers went on strike, and thus became men.
Chapter 243
- 243: There's been a riot in the city!
Chapter 244
- 244: Quick! Send a boat to pick them up!
Chapter 245
- 245: Salvation? Only those who save themselves deserve to be saved.
Chapter 246
- 246: Orbital strike in place
Chapter 247
- 247: King descended from the sky
Chapter 248
- 248: How did they arrive so quickly?
Chapter 249
- 249: "My driftwood is gone."
Chapter 250
- 250: You want to enslave me? You'll pay the price!
Chapter 251
- 251: I will become a hero—even if only for a moment.
Chapter 252
- 252: The final madness
Chapter 253
- 253: Have we fallen into a trap?!
Chapter 254
- 254: I will return like lightning.
Chapter 255
- 255: Heretic! Your end is near!
Chapter 256
- 256: Past, present, and future
Chapter 257
- 257: Chance!
Chapter 258
- 258: For example, the stars will eventually return to their normal course.
Chapter 259
- 259: Light it!
Chapter 260
- 260: Lagrange Gate
Chapter 261
- 261: Chapter 259 The Empire's Legacy
Chapter 262
- 262: Chapter 260 Code Name: Awakening of Insects
Chapter 263
- 263: Chapter 261 Come on, let's get down to business.
Chapter 264
- 264: The 2i) Empire did it!
Chapter 265
- 265: Chapter 263 Did you deafen yourselves?
Chapter 266
- 266: Chapter 264 Sir, they've entered ____! —Go, devise a plan.
Chapter 267
- 267: Chapter 265 "Come Here" (Shield Tunneling's Superb Bubble Sound)
Chapter 268
- 268: Chapter 266 No, I can't laugh yet.
Chapter 269
- 269: Chapter 267 Take another look at what's behind you.
Chapter 270
- 270: Chapter 268 As long as the attack is launched...
Chapter 271
- 271: Chapter 269 Great Victory! (A cry from a Celestial Ship user)
Chapter 272
- 272: Chapter 270 The Insect: Watch Me Play Sweet and Sneak At Him
Chapter 273
- 273: Chapter 271 Why do we keep getting bombed?
Chapter 274
- 274: Chapter 272 If you run, you eat one; if you don't run, you eat one; if you hide, you eat one; if you don't hide, you also...
Chapter 275
- 275: Chapter 273 The Sound of Man
Chapter 276
- 276: Chapter 274 Children, I think I'm not dead.