166: Chapter 166 Dead Painter, What Are You Muttering About?
[Mad Sword Immortal] skewered the rabbit meat by the fire and began to scratch his whole body. Before long, bloody marks appeared all over him.
"[Ghost Doctor Daoist], did you poison me?"
"Ooh! Old Madman, you actually noticed!"
"I only used a little bit of poison; it's no big deal."
"Just spend the time of an incense stick using your Spiritual Qi to force the poison out!"
"It's best not to exceed the time of an incense stick."
"Ah... it's itching me to death..."
"What happens if I exceed it?"
"Nothing much, really. Just full-body herpes,"
"and then you'll rot to death. Aside from being a bit disgusting, everything else is fine."
"You... you're shameless!"
[Mad Sword Immortal] hurriedly circulated the Spiritual Qi in his body,
and began to force out the poison to heal himself.
[Ghost Doctor Daoist] picked up the rabbit meat skewered by the fire,
tore off a golden-brown roasted rabbit leg,
and began to chew with a look of enjoyment.
"Fragrant! Truly fragrant! Old Madman, you're truly a Revered Master at roasting rabbit."
[Ghost Doctor Daoist] flushed red, and with a mix of pulling and kicking, he finally managed to snatch the wine flask from the madman's waist.
He tilted his head back and gulped down half the flask in one breath.
"Mmm... ah... good wine!"
"Old Madman, is this the Imperial Wine you stole?"
"It's damn delicious!"
[Mad Sword Immortal]'s mouth twitched violently, and his teeth ground together with a grinding sound,
but in the end, he could only focus on circulating his Spiritual Qi to force the yellow poisonous juice out of his body bit by bit.
At the edge of the cliff on the summit of [South Mountain],
a young man dressed as a scholar was holding a Sacred Brush,
and on the white drawing paper, his wrist moved with the grace of a swimming dragon,
painting a lifelike Black Flood Dragon!
This young man dressed as a scholar was none other than [Ancestor Dan Yunzi of the Danqing Sect].
[Ancestor Dan Yunzi of the Danqing Sect] furrowed his brows into the shape of the character ' river', propped up his chin, and stared at the Black Flood Dragon on the painting,
"Hiss~ This flood dragon seems to be missing something!"
[Ghost Doctor Daoist] gnawed the last bone clean and threw it into the fire.
[Ghost Doctor Daoist] let out a loud burp, turned around, and took his grease-covered hands,
and wiped them back and forth on [Mad Sword Immortal]'s clothes.
[Mad Sword Immortal]'s mouth twitched violently, his teeth ground together,
his body trembled slightly, and his face turned the color of pig liver!
"Don't move, Old Madman, you must not move recklessly."
"The poison I gave you is [Swift-Walking Powder],"
"if you dare to move even once, you'll die instantly from the poison,"
"it's a very quick death!"
[Ghost Doctor Daoist] said as he gave [Mad Sword Immortal]'s body another hard wipe.
"Alright, wiped clean. Thanks!"
[Ghost Doctor Daoist] turned his head toward the cliff's edge, where [Ancestor Dan Yunzi of the Danqing Sect] was constantly muttering to himself in front of a painting.
A hint of curiosity flashed in [Ghost Doctor Daoist]'s eyes, and he staggered over.
"Dead painter, what are you muttering about?"
"I've finished painting a Black Flood Dragon,"
"but I always feel like something is missing,"
"I've thought about it over and over but can't figure it out,"
"help me take a look!"
"Isn't it just missing eyes?"
"You're really stupid enough not to see that?"
As he spoke, [Ghost Doctor Daoist] dipped his index finger into the inkstone, took a drop of black ink, and dotted it on!
A faint, imperceptible smirk of a successful conspiracy curled on [Ancestor Dan Yunzi of the Danqing Sect]'s lips.
Suddenly!
The Black Flood Dragon on the white paper actually turned into a living creature!
A hundred-zhang Black Flood Dragon soared into the sky,
and the pressure of the [Peak Great Perfection of the Spirit Transformation Realm] instantly exploded from the Black Flood Dragon's body!
The hundred-zhang Black Flood Dragon roared toward the sky,
sinuous as a snake, it struck out with sharp claws dozens of zhang long,
viciously lunging toward [Ghost Doctor Daoist]!
[Ghost Doctor Daoist]'s face changed drastically,
and he hurriedly flicked a Dark Brown Venomous Scorpion from his sleeve.
The Dark Brown Venomous Scorpion instantly grew to a hundred zhang,
its tail swirled in the air several times,
and with a burst of power from its rear, it thrust upward violently. After leaving several afterimages in the air, its poisonous tail
pierced straight through the hundred-zhang dragon's snout and into its skull.
The hundred-zhang dragon's face contorted as it let out an unwilling roar toward the sky,
then it turned into a large mass of ink and, carried by its momentum, slammed directly onto [Ghost Doctor Daoist].
[Ghost Doctor Daoist] was instantly turned into a blob of black ink, with only his two eyes showing white,
how did he look like a human anymore?
"Hehehe..."
"This is too much fun!"
"Old Ghost Daoist, you look too hilarious,"
"hehehe..."
"You're looking for death!"
"Refinement, mind your refinement."
"I'll refine your mother's *!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Intense fighting sounds immediately rang out from the summit of South Mountain,
and the impact of the fight formed circles of white airwaves, swirling with dust and rippling out from the summit of South Mountain.
In the main hall of [Sage Peak] on the [Mount Shu Main Peak],
lay a person and a snake,
both the person and the snake had black and blue faces, swollen to a frightening degree,
"Still not getting up?"
"What? You, [Ancestor Wanshou], wouldn't be trying to extort me, would you?"
"You, [Ancestor Wanshou], wouldn't be a sore loser, would you?"
[Luo Xingfeng] circled the person and the snake,
"Revered Master, it seems this person and snake are truly dead,"
"I'll just dig out the gallbladder of this [Heaven Swallowing Giant Python] for you to soak in wine and drink!"
[Yu Hengzi] glanced at the [Heaven Swallowing Giant Python] with a look of regret,
"Hmm~ It seems that's all we can do,"
"I've heard that snake gall wine is very beneficial for Cultivators. Once it's ready, I'll send a jar to each of the Old Ancestors present."
The hundred-zhang [Heaven Swallowing Giant Python] sprang up from the ground like a reanimated corpse,
and with an expression as if it had seen a ghost, it fled toward the outside of the hall.
"You beast, they were tricking you,"
"you f*cking ran just like that,"
"wasn't our beating for nothing then?"
[Myriad South Mountain], the Old Ancestor of the [Myriad Beast Sect], in a bizarre posture,
sprang up directly, his leg muscles tensing,
his feet scraped against the ground with a fine sound, and his body turned into an afterimage,
with a "whoosh," he chased after the [Heaven Swallowing Giant Python]!
"Immediately summon all the [Cultivators] of the [Myriad Beast Sect] and head to the Southern Border!"
[Yu Hengzi]'s voice transmission reached his ears, and [Myriad South Mountain] was slightly startled,
then continued chasing the [Heaven Swallowing Giant Python]!
"The [Cultivators] of the Nine Great Sects have already assembled at South Mountain,"
"in half the time of an incense stick, they will launch an attack on our [Taixu Realm]!"
"Our time is running out!"
"Everyone, see if there are any other conditions you want to raise; bring them all up together."
A playboy looking about twenty years old vigorously squeezed the buttocks of the [Young Maiden] beside him,
and with a lewd smile and wanting more, he stood up and cupped his hands,
"Uncle Yu Heng, my [Luoxia Sect] will follow your lead!"
"However, Uncle, regarding these Female War Prisoners, could you..."
[Ancestor of Falling Sunset Sect] wore a look that said 'you understand', raising his eyebrows as he looked at [Yu Hengzi].
"Fine, you can take all the good-looking Female War Prisoners."
"Thanks, Uncle! Xiaochen will return to the [Luoxia Sect] now and lead all 8,000 plus [Cultivators] to the Southern Border."
[Ancestor of Falling Sunset Sect] was overjoyed and vanished in a flash without a trace.
[Immortal Master Xuanqing], the Old Ancestor of the [Chaotian Sect], hesitated again and again,
finally stood up and cupped his hands.
"Alliance Leader, my Chaotian Sect is currently in a very difficult economic situation,"
"you see..."
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