72: Chapter 72 Dimensional Reduction Attack? No, this is my father's one-sided slaughter of you!
Five hundred meters ahead, over a dozen Abyss Lords with trillions of HP were instantly blown into dust, not even leaving bone fragments behind!
"Holy crap, Uncle! This damage is too fierce! It's insanely awesome!"
Li Hu, who was following behind picking up gold coins, was so excited his voice cracked, showering them with frantic flattery.
Liu Cuilan gripped her wooden staff, boredly casting Heal on herself: "Old man, slow down! You've cleared all the monsters, I have nowhere to use my skills!"
Li Hu chuckled and hurriedly explained: "Auntie, with this chaos black gold gear you and Uncle are wearing, your four dimensions are all in the trillion-level! Never mind level 1200, you could walk sideways through a thousand-level extreme map! Coming here today is purely a warm-up!"
Liu Cuilan beamed, her face glowing with delight, and turned to look at Li Hu.
"Huzi, these monsters give tons of EXP. I see you leveling up so fast, why not call your parents over to train? Jiang Feng definitely has extra equipment."
As soon as she said this, Li Hu was instantly startled, waving his hands like a rattle drum: "Auntie, stop, stop! Absolutely not!"
His expression turned serious immediately: "Jiang Feng has been nothing but great to me; he even helped me collect a full set of Chaos Supreme Treasure. I'm just riding his coattails; I know exactly how much I'm worth!"
He paused, speaking with unusual clarity: "If I pushed my luck and dragged all my relatives here to fleece him, that would be completely ungrateful! I know Jiang Feng's temper; if something happens, he won't coddle me. I have the life I have now because I know my place, and I absolutely cannot cause trouble for Jiang Feng!"
Liu Cuilan nodded repeatedly, her face full of admiration: "Huzi, you're so sensible! Jiang Feng didn't waste his time making you his brother!"
As the three of them were chatting away, the sky above suddenly shattered like a mirror with a deafening boom!
A suffocating high-dimensional pressure surged like a tsunami, and the rolling magma in the Fallen Earth Abyss instantly froze into ice blocks!
"Jiang Feng's parents? Die!"
A shrill, venomous roar shook the heavens and earth. A grey shadow crashed down like a meteorite. Zelug's withered claws tore through the void, carrying ten thousand years of destruction laws, and viciously struck at Jiang Jianguo's heart from behind!
This strike would have instantly killed even a level 5000 god-tier boss!
Li Hu's face changed drastically; he couldn't react in time!
Jiang Jianguo was still turning his head to talk to Liu Cuilan, completely unprepared!
Bang!
A dull thud shook the earth. Zelug's sharp claws were firmly embedded in Jiang Jianguo's back!
Then—a bright red number slowly drifted up from above Jiang Jianguo's head: -3600
The air instantly went dead silent!
Li Hu's mouth fell open, his eyes nearly popping out of his sockets.
Liu Cuilan froze in place, forgetting even to lift her hand.
Jiang Jianguo turned around, looking completely bewildered.
Even the imposing Zelug froze completely in mid-air, his dark blue pupils nearly bursting from their sockets!
He stared at his claws, then looked sharply at Jiang Jianguo's health bar—out of 460 trillion total HP, only 3600 points had been lost!
Forget breaking his defense, he hadn't even harmed a single hair on his body!
Even more absurdly, the health regeneration speed was heaven-defying; the moment those 3600 points of health were lost, they were instantly restored the next second, and the health bar didn't even flicker!
"Wha... what the hell is this?!"
Zelug's worldview completely shattered, his voice trembling.
His high-dimensional destruction strike, refined over ten thousand years, hit an old man from Blue Star and it was like scratching an itch?!
What kind of anti-human, absurd stats are these?!
Jiang Jianguo reached back to touch his back, frowning as he looked up and down at the thin, withered old man in front of him, covered in strange rock-like scales.
"Huzi, why are there monkeys spawning in this level 1200 map? This old monkey has quite a temper, daring to scratch people!" Jiang Jianguo complained irritably.
"Uncle... this doesn't seem like a wild monster. It looks like a tough boss with a plot trigger!" Li Hu swallowed hard, his heart still pounding.
Liu Cuilan hurried over, grabbing Jiang Jianguo's arm: "Old man, are you okay? Does it hurt?"
"Hurts my ass, it's like a mosquito bite!"
Jiang Jianguo shook off her hand and glared at Zelug, his anger rising: "You old thing, you dare disturb my spring outing? Are you tired of living?"
As he spoke, he casually grabbed the item that looked like a novice wooden bow but was actually a Chaos Supreme Treasure. Without even drawing the bow or using a skill, he swung it like a club straight at Zelug's forehead!
Zelug realized something was wrong and wanted to retreat, but found the void around him completely locked down!
An irresistible supreme law crashed down—it was [Causality Shock Kill] from the Chaos Supreme Treasure set, along with absolute power that crushed everything!
"No! Wait! I am—"
Bang!
Before he could finish, the back of the bow slammed solidly into Zelug's forehead!
A blinding crimson number instantly exploded, nearly shattering the entire field of view: -326 trillion! (Absolute True Critical Hit)
This terrifying number was so large it nearly broke the system interface, the crimson light effects dazzling to the eyes!
Zelug didn't even have time to let out a half-scream before his star-remnant body, accumulated over twelve thousand years, exploded into nothingness like a watermelon crushed by a hydraulic press!
Before dying, his eye sockets split open; he died with deep resentment—even until the end, he couldn't understand: it was one thing for Jiang Feng to be a freak, but why was his dad also unreasonably absurd!
The dust was blown away by the wind in the blink of an eye.
"That's it?"
Jiang Jianguo curled his lip and casually put the bow away, looking disdainful: "The health bar wasn't even as thick as that red rock pig from earlier. Just a pure glass-cannon monkey."
Just as he finished speaking, the void beside them suddenly twisted and surged like ripples in water, and Jiang Feng stepped out, treading on the black gold formation patterns of the [Great Thousand Shuttle].
He had just detected the fluctuations of the old monster tearing through space and had immediately locked onto his parents' coordinates to rush over.
As soon as Jiang Jianguo saw his son, he immediately straightened his face and began to complain: "Jiang Feng! What kind of messy enemies have you provoked? You've even learned to call your parents for help in a fight, right?"
He pointed at the pile of dust on the ground, deliberately keeping a straight face as he retorted: "What if this old monkey had actually scratched your old dad to death? Wouldn't you, brat, be an orphan? It's lucky your dad has a sturdy constitution; anyone else would have been done for!"
Seeing his dad still had the mind to joke, Jiang Feng's mouth curled up, and he walked forward with a relaxed expression.
The reason he didn't stop Zelug immediately was because he knew all too well how heaven-defying that set of "chaos black gold gear" was.
"Dad, don't act like you're suffering when you've clearly benefited."
Jiang Feng retorted with a smile: "With the gear you're wearing, your defense is over a hundred trillion, plus you have causality-based damage reflection. Forget one old remnant, even if Blue Star exploded right now, not a single hair on your head would be out of place."
"I just wanted to use his hand to let you two loosen up your muscles. This is called family harmony, helping each other out."
"You brat, you're getting more glib!" Liu Cuilan scolded with a laugh, slapping Jiang Feng on the back.
Beside them, Li Hu, having watched the entire process, had already completely knelt.
With a "thud," Li Hu dropped directly to his knees, so excited that tears were nearly streaming out.
"My Lord! Godfather!" Li Hu looked up at Jiang Feng, his eyes filled with fanaticism: "Jiang Feng! This gear is too awesome! A ten-thousand-year-old monster's dimensional strike, and it didn't even knock off a single hair of Uncle!"
"From today on, I, Li Hu, am yours in life and yours in death! I'll strike wherever you point, with no questions asked!"
Jiang Feng got goosebumps hearing this and walked over to kick Li Hu without ceremony.
"Get lost! Get up immediately." Jiang Feng rolled his eyes: "Stop acting here. 'My Lord,' 'Godfather'—I don't want to be Dong Zhuo, only to get stabbed in the back by you one day."
"That won't happen! I'm a loyal dog! I'll never stab you in the back!" Li Hu rubbed his butt as he scrambled up, chuckling foolishly.
Jiang Jianguo and Liu Cuilan looked at these two clowns and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
In the vast and deep Fallen Earth Abyss, the crisis that had been tense to the extreme was turned into a relaxed and pleasant family comedy by these four people.