88: I have never seen such a deafening fart!
“Old Master Luo was faking it, right?”
“How could the effect be that fast?”
“It was just a first-grade spiritual fruit, wasn’t it?”
Everyone present was shocked, and the three from the Zhao family were even more incredulous.
This exceeded their imagination!
Before their voices had even faded, Old Master Luo suddenly frowned, as if in pain.
Then, beads of sweat the size of beans broke out.
“Old Master Luo, what’s wrong?”
“Is this spiritual fruit poisonous?”
“Grandpa?!”
“Guo Feng, so you came to kill Old Master Luo!”
Everyone was startled, and Zhao Liang even jumped out to accuse Guo Feng.
“This...?”
Guo Feng was also dumbfounded.
They had eaten this spiritual fruit, and there hadn't been much of an issue!
Roger’s gaze was already somewhat sharp!
But—
Just then!
Old Master Luo let out a long roar: “I’m sorry, how rude of me, I really couldn’t hold it in!”
Boom—
A deafening f-t, shook the entire room, making it rattle!
“Ah!”
Luo Hong, a level 34 Deputy Minister of the Ministry of Education and spokesperson for the Ministry of Education, was blown more than ten meters away by the f-t, which was visible to the naked eye.
He crashed through the wall behind him.
He flew out.
But the most tragic was the wheelchair beneath Old Master Luo’s behind!
It was directly blasted into pieces, a truly horrible sight.
A stench, like rotten meat that had been decaying for an untold number of years, instantly permeated the entire room.
Old Master Luo’s old face flushed red, and he quickly said, “Roger, quickly take our distinguished guests to the next room to wait for me, I’m going to change my clothes!”
Swish—
He suddenly turned around and fled the scene at the fastest speed.
But, Guo Feng still clearly saw Old Master Luo’s bare bottom!
Yes!
That f-t had ripped his pants!
“Oh my god, let’s go!”
Guo Feng, who had reacted, quickly pulled Luo Juan, who was still in shock, and turned to run out.
The second to react was Qing Rou.
She also pulled Guo Xiaoqing and ran out.
Only then did the others, who had recovered from their shock, follow!
A moment later.
Guo Feng and the crew, led by Roger, arrived in the adjacent room.
Everyone was silent for a long time.
Especially the three from the Zhao family, who didn't know whether to laugh or be angry!
Until Guo Feng said, “I have never heard such a deafening mighty f-t!”
Then, everyone completely lost their composure and stifled their laughter.
About twenty minutes later.
Old Master Luo and Luo Hong walked in.
Old Master Luo’s first words were: “Everyone, rest assured, we’ve all showered, sorry to have made you laugh!”
Pfft—
Guo Xiaoqing laughed again.
But realizing something was wrong, she quickly covered her mouth tightly.
Old Master Luo was quite helpless. After Guo Xiaoqing finished laughing, he looked at Guo Feng and said, “Little Guo, your spiritual fruit is too effective, I’ve already fully recovered!”
“Then congratulations, Old Master Luo!”
Guo Feng also breathed a sigh of relief.
Spending 720,000 to restore Old Master Luo to his original state was indeed worth it.
But if it really were a hundred spiritual fruits, according to the system’s price increase logic, how much would he have to spend?
However, he also indirectly confirmed a conjecture from this incident.
The spiritual fruits in his shop were different from those outside.
They couldn't be judged by grade alone!
“Grandpa, that’s great, you’re finally well!”
Luo Juan looked excited and threw herself over, tears streaming down her face.
After a while.
Old Master Luo said, “Roger, since I’ve already recovered, there’s no need to discuss today, right? Everyone go down and complete Xiao Juan’s coming-of-age ceremony!”
“That’s true.”
Roger smiled, then looked at Zhao Wenyuan and the other person, “Brother Zhao, you see…”
Zhao Wenyuan said with a stern face, “First, congratulations to Old Master Luo, our Huaguo has gained another fierce general!”
“Secondly!”
He looked at Luo Juan, “Miss Luo, I hope you give yourself another option.”
“My son, Zhao Liang, has the potential of a Great Emperor!”
“To be honest, his talent is not as simple as D-rank!”
“He has a growth-type talent; in just one month, he has already risen from D-rank to C-rank!”
He said proudly, “I have already applied to the higher-ups for a spot in the second Genius Class Program for him!”
Zhao Liang also nodded quickly: “Guo Feng, you didn’t expect this, did you? I am a one-in-a-billion growth-type talent! Future SSS talent is even possible!”
“Growth-type talent?”
Roger raised an eyebrow, “A spot in the second Genius Class Program?”
He was shocked in his heart!
Because the Genius Class Program was actually selecting the future leaders of various departments.
It was the cradle of future bigwigs!
And at this moment, Zhao Liang said even more proudly, “Uncle Luo, not only that, my brother has already been selected as a member of the first Genius Class Program. My family’s future will be even stronger than it is now!”
“What?!”
Roger was once again stunned.
The Zhao family was too strong.
Seeing this, Zhao Liang became even more smug, smiling as he looked at Luo Juan: “So, Xiao Juan, choosing me is the right choice, what does Guo Feng have to compare with me?”
“Oh?!”
Guo Feng couldn’t help but walk out with a smile, looking at Zhao Liang: “What a coincidence, Zhao Liang!”
“I’m also a growth-type talent!”
“Before I knew it, my talent grew to SS+!”
“Also, is the Genius Class Program that amazing? I seem to have been invited too, and you’re only in the second batch?”
He shook his head, “Zhao Liang, what makes you think such a small matter is worth showing off? Look at how excellent I am, have I shown off?”
“What?!”
Zhao Liang heard this, his face full of shock, then he gritted his teeth, “Impossible! You’re bragging!”
“Yeah, can just anyone get into the Genius Class Program?”
“SS talent, there aren’t many in the whole country, are there? Nonsense!”
Zhao Wenyuan and his wife didn’t believe it at all.
“Cough cough…”
Luo Hong, who had been silent, cleared his throat and smiled, “I can prove that Guo Feng is telling the truth.”
He paused, “His recommender for the Genius Class Program is me. His talent’s second test was in the Lingneng Army, and the data has already been uploaded to the Ministry of Education.”
“This…”
Upon hearing this, Zhao Liang’s face turned beet red, and he clenched his fists, as if he might faint at any moment.
“Brother, why can someone with C-rank talent be so arrogant?”
At this moment, Guo Xiaoqing spoke, “I thought everyone was like us, all SS talent!”
“What?!”
“Another SS talent?!”
Everyone looked at Guo Xiaoqing, and the faces of the three from the Zhao family turned red with anger.
Qing Rou nodded: “This is my disciple, an SS-rank psychic. Is there a problem?”
“Holy crap!”
Pfft—
Zhao Liang’s composure completely broke.
He spat out a mouthful of blood.
He fell directly to the ground, unconscious!
“Son!”
Zhao Wenyuan looked anxious, quickly picked up Zhao Liang, and said to Old Master Luo, “Old Master Luo, I apologize, my son’s old injury has not healed, so I must excuse myself, farewell!”
“Farewell!”
Wu Zimeng also quickly stood up.
Then, Zhao Wenyuan, carrying Zhao Liang, and Wu Zimeng jumped out of the window.
A few flashes.
Soon, they were out of the Luo family estate and arrived at a nearby wetland park.
Thud!
He threw Zhao Liang to the ground: “Stop pretending, get up!”
“Oh, yes…”
Zhao Liang quickly climbed up from the ground.
He had indeed spat blood just now, but feeling too embarrassed, he simply pretended to faint.
He looked annoyed, staring at Zhao Wenyuan, “Dad, this Guo Feng is too hateful, are we just going to let it go?”
Wu Zimeng sighed: “What can we do? Didn’t you hear that woman Qing Rou say? Guo Feng is Sima Hui’s illegitimate son!”
She sighed again, “Moreover, he has now saved Old Master Luo, gaining another backer. You, ah, don’t provoke him anymore!”
“This…” Zhao Liang was very unwilling.
Zhao Wenyuan sneered: “A genius, if he doesn’t grow up, he’s nothing once he’s dead.”
“Husband, don’t be impulsive! If you dare to lay a hand on him, it would be strange if Sima Hui and his wife didn’t kill our entire family!”
Wu Zimeng looked anxious.
Zhao Wenyuan chuckled: “Who said we have to kill him ourselves? Isn’t that idiot Colonel being hunted by the Lingneng Army Special Forces, hiding everywhere?”
He smiled, “Let him go kill Guo Feng!”
As he spoke, he pulled out his phone and muttered to himself, “It takes a thousand days to train an army, but only an hour to use it. He should do something for me!”
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