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1: Chapter 1 Xiang Tian and his sister-in-law
"Xiang Tian, I've finally found you!"
A female voice filled with anger suddenly shattered the silence of the forest, startling several colorful spirit birds from the branches.
Xiang Tian abruptly looked up and saw a bright royal blue figure walking quickly from the end of the forest path — it was Xiahou Yu.
Her face was currently covered in frost, her willow-leaf eyebrows were knitted together, her almond eyes were wide open, and even the tips of her ears were flushed a faint red.
"How rude, I am your brother-in-law." Xiang Tian rubbed his aching shoulder and rolled his eyes.
"You still remember I'm your sister-in-law!" Xiahou Yu rushed in front of him in a few steps. "What did you do at the entrance of the Secret Realm? Do you dare say you don't remember?"
Xiang Tian frowned, his mind quickly recalling the situation that day: at the entrance of the Secret Realm, he did indeed seem to be following behind Xiahou Yu...
"Sorry, I don't remember anything."
"You don't remember anything?" Xiahou Yu's cheeks instantly turned bright red, even her neck flushed crimson, but her voice became increasingly sharp. "You were behind me then; it wasn't enough that you touched my butt, you actually dared to pinch it!"
As she spoke, she clenched her fists and rushed toward Xiang Tian.
"Holy crap, don't use those globes to hurt me!" Xiang Tian was so startled that he quickly stood up to dodge.
He secretly cried out in alarm — Xiahou Yu looked delicate and willful, but she was actually already at the seventh level of the Qi Condensation Realm, while he had only just achieved a Breakthrough to the first level of the Qi Condensation Realm. If they really went head-to-head, he probably wouldn't even be able to take one hit.
"How hateful! If I catch you, I'll definitely skin you alive!" Xiahou Yu's fist grazed Xiang Tian's shoulder as it flew past.
"Don't be disrespectful to your brother-in-law." Xiang Tian tried to defend himself while dodging, but his gaze inadvertently swept across her chest, which was rising and falling slightly due to anger.
"Hmph! You haven't even married my sister yet, so what kind of brother-in-law are you?" Xiahou Yu pressed closer step by step, her eyes full of disdain. "My sister values your childhood friendship and doesn't want to fall out with you, but you're so tactless! Do you really think that based on the friendship between the Xiang Family and the Xiahou Family, you can cling to our Xiahou Family?"
Xiang Tian took a deep breath and looked up at the interlacing branches above his head.
In his previous life, he had accidentally drowned while fishing on Blue Star, and when he opened his eyes again, he was Rebirth in the Xiang Family of Tuyu Town near the Haotian Sect.
Although the Xiang Family was a small Cultivate Family, they were on good terms with the Xiahou Family, and he had been betrothed to Xiahou Yun since childhood.
If it weren't for the fact that Xiahou Yun was now a popular and outstanding figure in the Inner Sect, with his natural Mixed Spiritual Root, he wouldn't even be qualified to step into the Outer Sect of the Haotian Sect.
Every time he thought of Xiahou Yun, Xiang Tian felt a mix of emotions — guilt, gratitude, and a hint of a heartbeat that he didn't even dare to examine closely.
He shook his head to dispel the distracting thoughts and met Xiahou Yu's gaze: "Regardless, I am still your future brother-in-law."
"Who wants a lecherous brother-in-law like you!" Xiahou Yu shouted angrily and slammed a palm hard onto Xiang Tian's chest.
"Hiss! That hurts!" Xiang Tian felt a sudden sharp pain in his chest, and his whole body fell backward like a kite with a broken string.
A crisp 'crack' suddenly came from the ground behind him, followed by a loud 'boom' — the ground actually collapsed, soil flew everywhere, roots were exposed, and a bottomless pit suddenly appeared.
Xiang Tian's feet slipped, and his body fell uncontrollably toward the deep pit. The wind whistled in his ears, and dark green vines hanging from the pit walls grazed his arm, leaving a few shallow scratches.
"Lecherous brother-in-law, hold on tight!"
At the critical moment, a warm hand suddenly grabbed his wrist.
Xiang Tian looked up and saw Xiahou Yu leaning halfway over the edge of the pit, her face full of anxiety. Her originally angry almond eyes were now filled with worry, and her fingertips had turned white from the effort.
"Don't let go!" Xiang Tian was terrified, his Soul Flying Away and Spirit Scattering; the pit was at least several hundred meters deep, and if he fell, he would surely be smashed to pieces!
"I won't let go." Xiahou Yu snorted coldly, but she secretly added strength to her hand, trying to pull him up.
But just as she had pulled Xiang Tian halfway up, a more violent tremor suddenly came from the bottom of the pit — "Boom!"
There was another collapse, and large chunks of soil fell from the edge of the pit. Xiahou Yu's feet slipped, and she fell into the deep pit along with Xiang Tian.
"Ah!" Xiang Tian cried out, the fear of weightlessness making his heart pound wildly.
"What are you screaming for?" Xiahou Yu rolled her eyes but subconsciously held him in her arms, cushioning his fall as they both plunged into the darkness.
During the fall, Xiang Tian could clearly smell her body fragrance, feel the softness of her body, and sense her fingertips trembling slightly due to tension.
After an unknown amount of time, with a dull 'thud', the two of them fell heavily onto the soft soil at the bottom of the pit.
Xiahou Yu groaned, and a mouthful of fresh blood overflowed from the corner of her mouth, staining the sect uniform on her chest red.
"Xiao Yu... how are you?" Xiang Tian quickly helped her up and, by the faint light at the bottom of the pit, carefully checked her injuries.
He saw that her face was as pale as paper, her originally rosy lips were now completely bloodless, her hair was messily stuck to her temples with tiny blood beads, and her breath had become weak.
Xiang Tian looked around and found that patches of Spirit Medicine were actually growing at the bottom of this deep pit. The air was filled with a thick medicinal fragrance that was refreshing to the mind.
Looking at the unconscious Xiahou Yu in his arms, Xiang Tian gritted his teeth and made a decision: if he just waited, her injuries would worsen and she would surely die.
He carefully placed Xiahou Yu on a pile of soft Spiritual Plant and reached out to pick a few mature Spirit Medicine.
He placed the Spirit Medicine in his palm and crushed them with force.
"Open your mouth, you'll be fine after eating this." Xiang Tian said softly, handing the crushed Jade Marrow Ganoderma to Xiahou Yu's lips, but her teeth were tightly clenched, and she couldn't swallow it at all.
"Can't swallow?" Xiang Tian hardened his heart, lowered his head to cover her lips, and tried to blow the medicinal powder in.
The moment their lips touched, a soft and warm sensation came over him. Xiang Tian's heart skipped a beat — after all, through two lifetimes, this was his first kiss.
He could even sense the faint smell of blood on Xiahou Yu's lips.
"Cough, cough!" Xiahou Yu suddenly began to cough, the medicinal powder getting stuck in her throat.
Xiang Tian quickly increased his effort, blowing air into her mouth, and the medicinal powder slowly entered her throat along with the breath.
After being busy for a long while, he finally managed to get all the medicinal powder into her mouth.
"Her breathing has stabilized; it's working." Xiang Tian breathed a sigh of relief and reached out to check her pulse, finding that the beat was stronger than before.
He was just about to go pick a few more Spirit Medicine when he heard Xiahou Yu murmur: "So hot..."
Xiang Tian turned his head and saw Xiahou Yu's eyebrows slightly furrowed, her cheeks flushed with an abnormal crimson, her eyes blurred, and her hands unconsciously tearing at her own clothes — her collar was pulled open, revealing a small patch of fair skin.
"What's going on?" Xiang Tian was confused. He just wanted to reach out to feel her forehead, but his wrist was suddenly grabbed by her and pressed against her chest.
Xiahou Yu's eyes were still closed, and her voice carried a hint of husky charm: "I want..."
There was a 'buzz' in Xiang Tian's head as a terrible thought flashed by — an aphrodisiac?
He looked at Xiahou Yu's current appearance; her clothes were mostly scattered, revealing her smooth shoulders and exquisite collarbones, with layers of crimson flushing over her fair skin.
"Brother-in-law... give it to me..." Xiahou Yu's cultivation far surpassed Xiang Tian's, and now, driven by the medicinal properties, her strength was even more astonishing. With a few moves, she tore Xiang Tian's outer garment to shreds.
She herself also shed her own...
Xiang Tian's Adam's apple rolled violently. As his gaze fell upon her, he only felt a surge of heat rising from the bottom of his heart, and he could no longer hold back.
But before he could act, he was already pushed down onto the pile of Spiritual Plant by Xiahou Yu.
At this moment, her eyes were slightly open, charming as silk, her long eyelashes trembling gently, and her voice was so soft it could drip water: "Brother-in-law..."
"I will." Xiang Tian felt guilty, but given the current situation, he could no longer back down.
The pile of Spiritual Plant was as soft as a blanket. The moment their skin touched, a crisp System notification sound suddenly rang in Xiang Tian's mind:
[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully losing your virginity, activating the System.]
"System?" Xiang Tian was stunned and couldn't help but pause.
[Indeed, haven't you been looking forward to my appearance for a long time?]
A slightly teasing female voice rang out, and immediately after, a semi-transparent phantom of a young girl appeared nearby — she was dressed in a pink gauze dress, surrounded by a faint flowing light, with a slender figure and an exquisite face.
"This way of activation, are you trying to kill me?" Xiang Tian gritted his teeth. He was a waste with a Mixed Spiritual Root; if it weren't for today's accident, how could a heaven-blessed girl like Xiahou Yun have such a deep interaction with him, let alone Xiahou Yu.
[Does the host wish to bind with this System?]
The young girl's phantom floated in mid-air, her tone carrying a bit of impatience.
"Wait, most Systems are traps, which kind are you?" Xiang Tian looked warily at the phantom, but his gaze involuntarily swept across the flushed cheeks of Xiahou Yu in his arms — she was discontentedly rubbing against his chest, making small whimpering sounds.
[You have no choice. With your garbage Spiritual Root, only this System would be interested in you.]
The System phantom stood with hands on hips, her tone carrying a bit of arrogance.
"Can't you see we're busy? Is it polite to suddenly appear?" The veins on Xiang Tian's forehead throbbed.
[Only you can see me.] The System phantom swayed her body, her pink gauze dress fluttering along with it. [According to calculations, the host is about to finish; the remaining time is less than fifteen minutes.]
"..."
The veins on Xiang Tian's forehead throbbed even harder. This System was too much of a dog!
[If you want to stay by Xiahou Yu's side forever, if you want to get rid of the name of a waste, if you want Xiahou Yun to look at you with new eyes, then bind.]
The System phantom's voice suddenly became seductive. [Otherwise, with your current strength, once Xiahou Yu wakes up and clears her head, the first thing she'll do is kill you.]
Xiang Tian might have been able to refuse other temptations, but the word "forever" accurately hit his weak spot.
He looked at Xiahou Yu in his arms and finally gritted his teeth: "Bind!"
[Congratulations to the host for binding the Face-Slapping System.]
[First-time binding rewards: 100 face-slapping points, one Opening Orifice Grade qingling sword, System space opened, and one lottery chance.]
"A lottery?" Xiang Tian's eyes instantly lit up, and even the pile of Spiritual Plant beneath him seemed to become softer.
[You can randomly obtain treasures, Cultivation Technique, skills, cultivation, Medicinal Pill, Spiritual Plant, pets, etc.] The System phantom explained. [But the host should finish your business first! Look, Xiahou Yu is about to wake up.]
Xiang Tian looked down and saw Xiahou Yu's eyelashes move; she was clearly about to wake up.
However, in his heart, he was already secretly calculating about the lottery — this was his first step toward getting rid of the name of a waste!