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8: Black Emperor VS Ye Fan of Earth!

The Black Emperor cleared his throat and, in an extremely arrogant tone, @ the newcomer in the group.

[Black Emperor]: "@striving urban youth, and here I was wondering who it was. So it's the bastard who will rob my God Source, bury me with stones, and even dare to make this Emperor his mount in the future!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the group fell into a dead silence.

On Earth, Ye Fan, who was just about to try to Cultivate according to the "Dao Sutra", was completely stunned when he saw this message.

Robbing God Source? Burying you with stones? Making you a mount? What is all this? Do I even know you?

[striving urban youth]: "This... Dog Senior, have you perhaps mistaken me for someone else?"

[Black Emperor]: "Mistaken you? Humph! This Emperor's nose is more accurate than a Saint's Heavenly Divination! Even if you turned to ash, this Emperor would still recognize you!"

The Black Emperor was ecstatic at "finally being able to take revenge in advance," and immediately began his performance.

[Black Emperor]: "A heaven-sent opportunity! Today, this Emperor will settle part of the debt for how you bullied me in Beidou back then! Considering you're still just a Mortal who hasn't stepped onto the immortal path, this Emperor is merciful and won't lower himself to your level—but you must give this Emperor three kowtows and call me 'Lord Emperor' three times!"

Ye Fan's brow furrowed. This dog... why is he like a local hooligan?

He glanced at his own nickname. To show his sincerity, he had just changed it to "Ye Fan".

The Black Emperor obviously noticed it too.

[Black Emperor]: "Oh, still a benz commuter? Does a piece of Mortal iron even deserve to be called transportation? When this Emperor fought across the ages with my Great Emperor (@Group Master Wushi Great Emperor), our carriage was the Golden Divine Boat, built of Dragon Bone and paved with Divine Gold. It could traverse the boundless starry sky in a single breath. Your broken car isn't even fit to carry the Divine Boat's shoes!"

[Black Emperor]: "When my Great Emperor attained the Dao, his Imperial Might crushed the eternal river of stars. Your broken car would have been vibrated into a pile of iron scraps by the stray Imperial Patterns long ago!"

While boasting, the Black Emperor didn't forget to pull in Fang Fan, the Group Master, to back him up.

Ye Fan was choked up by these words, but thinking of the Group Master's power to shatter stars with a flick of a finger, he didn't dare to argue and could only endure in silence.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the Black Emperor became even more smug and started digging up old scores frantically.

[Black Emperor]: "Ye Black! You better remember this: it's one thing that you'll dare to snatch this Emperor's Five-Colored Jade Boat in the future, but you'll even dare to bury me with tens of thousands of catties of Trash Source Stones? And dare to monopolize all the treasures in the Secret Realm that this Emperor worked so hard to find? Today, this Emperor will first record ten blood debts against you in my little notebook!"

[Black Emperor]: "And that Ancient Desolate Sacred Body of yours is just Trash in this current era! If it weren't for this Emperor later showing mercy and guiding you to find the Empress Scripture, you would have been caught by those Holy Lands and great families to be refined into a Great Medicine long ago! Why aren't you hurrying up and thanking this Emperor for saving your life in the future?"

Ye Fan was completely confused, but he vaguely caught some key information.

Beidou... Ancient Desolate Sacred Body... Empress Scripture... Could it be that he would go to a place called Beidou in the future? And what exactly was an Ancient Desolate Sacred Body?

His heart was full of questions, but this dog's mouth was truly too foul.

[Black Emperor]: "If you know what's good for you, hurry up and send this Emperor a red envelope with ten thousand catties of Source as compensation for future infringements! Otherwise, this Emperor will remotely set up an 'All-Things-Go-Wrong Bad Luck Formation' for your broken benz right now, making you have a blowout as soon as you leave tomorrow, the gas price will immediately tenfold, there'll be a traffic jam every three steps, a red light every ten steps, and you'll always be stuck at the last second!"

[Black Emperor]: "If you still don't behave, this Emperor will use Dao Patterns to tamper with your Mortal world's navigation, making you think you're going to Mount Tai, only to end up running eight hundred laps around the Earth and finally driving headfirst into a stinking ditch!"

Ye Fan's eye corner twitched. This dog... not only was he foul-mouthed, he was also a rogue!

[Black Emperor]: "And! Back then you refused to recognize this Emperor as your master and even dared to ride this Emperor in reverse? Today is the perfect time to make up for that contract!"

Quick, send your current location. I'll have my Great Emperor (@Group Master Wushi Great Emperor) throw a teleportation Formation Plate to snatch you from that Mortal planet and send you straight to Beidou to be this Emperor's Human Pet!

Every day you'll shovel poop and feed me God Source to properly atone for your future heinous crimes!"

[Black Emperor]: "Want to learn immortal arts? Want a red envelope? Sure! First, perform a dog jumping through a fire hoop for this Emperor. If this Emperor is happy, I'll consider giving you a few pointers!"

Enough is enough!

Ye Fan's temper also flared up.

[Ye Fan]: "You dead dog, are you finished? I don't know you at all! If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I'll report you for fraud and have the Group Master kick you out!"

[Ye Fan]: "Also, my benz can take pretty girls for a drive, can your broken boat? Keep blabbering and watch out, I might just crawl through the internet cable and stew you!"

Seeing Ye Fan's counterattack, the Black Emperor wasn't angry but instead rolled on the ground with joy.

Yes! This was the flavor! This was the Ye Black who fought wits and courage with him!

[Black Emperor]: "Haha! A mortal seed is just a mortal seed, ignorant and fearless! This Emperor is a Divine Beast, how could I jump through a Mortal fire hoop?"

But my Great Emperor's (@Group Master Wushi Great Emperor) wushi bell can shatter the sun, moon, and stars with a single chime. Forget about picking up girls; even the fairies above the Nine Heavens would cry and scream to approach him voluntarily!"

[Black Emperor]: "You dare to report me? What a joke! My Great Emperor is the Group Master of this group! Do you think he'll help a mortal seed like you who hasn't even stepped onto the path of Cultivation, or will he help this Emperor who has fought across the ages with him and is loyal to the core? Be sensible and apologize quickly, or your end will be miserable!"

Just as the man and the dog were arguing incessantly, the Group Master, who had been lurking, finally surfaced.

[Group Master Wushi Great Emperor]: "@Black Emperor, that's enough, stop scaring the newcomer."

[Group Master Wushi Great Emperor]: "@Ye Fan, don't lower yourself to its level either, that's just its personality."

Fang Fan looked at the chaotic scene in the group and found it somewhat amusing.

[Group Master Wushi Great Emperor]: "You guys chat, I'm going to consolidate my cultivation now."

After saying that, Fang Fan's avatar went dark.

Seeing that the Great Emperor had spoken, the Black Emperor didn't want to make things too difficult for Ye Fan anymore, but he still wouldn't let it go verbally.

[Black Emperor]: "Humph! Consider yourself lucky, kid, that the Great Emperor pleaded for you! I'll let you off this time! Remember, the debt you owe this Emperor will have to be repaid sooner or later!"

Ye Fan breathed a sigh of relief and didn't bother to argue with the mad dog anymore.

The urgent priority was to Cultivate! To become stronger!

He would personally uncover the mystery of all this!

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