60: Chapter 60 Niu Dachun's Spring
The freshman exchange day was, to put it simply, just a chance for the various teams to get to know each other and go up to the arena for a match if they felt like it.
At the same time, the leading teachers would also discuss teaching methods together.
Lin Mo had very little interest in this.
He could only lie on his side on the grass, watching the pretty girls.
"Da Chun, look at that one. What do you think? If you marry her, your kids definitely won't go hungry."
"And that one, she looks like she's built to bear sons!"
Lin Mo's gaze kept drifting across the female students.
"Yeah, yeah, Brother Mo, that one's good. My mom said that when looking for a girlfriend, you have to find one with a big butt."
Niu Dachun nodded repeatedly.
He just liked them big.
"Alright, her then. Her skin is a bit dark, but she looks healthy. Bearing eight or ten kids definitely won't be a problem."
Lin Mo patted Lu Mengmeng, who was boredly chewing on a blade of grass nearby.
"Mengmeng, go get 'em, for Da Chun's happiness!"
"Mm-hmm, I'm on it!"
Lu Mengmeng had a great sense of duty as a wingman. She immediately scrambled to her feet and trotted over to a very heroic-looking girl with a high ponytail and wheat-colored skin not far away.
A moment later.
Lu Mengmeng trotted back again.
Behind her followed five pretty but very healthy-looking, muscular girls.
"Sister Kai Li, is he Niu Dachun?" Lu Mengmeng pointed at Niu Dachun with an innocent, adorable look.
Seeing the five girls, Niu Dachun immediately became bashful.
He was feeling shy.
Lin Mo felt that apart from having a bit more muscle, these girls had very good looks and figures.
They should all have Power Attack-type Martial Souls.
Just as he was about to stand up and say some good words for Da Chun.
Even if Da Chun could hook up with just one, it would be a stroke of luck.
But then...
"I heard from Sister Mengmeng that you want to have a match with my five sisters?"
A question mark popped up over Lin Mo's head.
Wait, what on earth did Lu Mengmeng tell them?
Da Chun was equally dumbfounded.
A match?
What the heck is this? I just want to find a girlfriend!
"That's right, Sister Kai Li! Niu Dachun likes the five of you and says he wants to beat you all down and take you as his wives!"
"Hiss..."
Hearing Lu Mengmeng still fanning the flames, Lin Mo couldn't help but gasp.
Good lord, all five?
Just one would be more than enough for Da Chun to handle.
Lu Mengmeng, just how much of a grudge do you hold against Da Chun?
"Heh, very well. Kid, you've got guts..."
The muscular girl named Kai Li sneered.
"No, I don't! Don't talk nonsense..."
Da Chun was also startled.
Although he was 1.8 meters tall, he really couldn't handle five tough-looking, muscular girls.
"Da Chun, don't be shy. Sister Kai Li has already agreed. As long as you can beat one of them, Sister Kai Li and the others will date you."
Lu Mengmeng foolishly continued to fan the flames.
Da Chun's face immediately flushed red with anxiety.
Lin Mo thought: Holy cow, Lu Mengmeng, did Da Chun dig up your ancestors' graves or something?
"Cut the crap, let's go!"
Kai Li didn't give Niu Dachun a chance to argue.
She grabbed him directly and dragged him toward the combat arena.
"No! Brother Mo, save me! I'm still just a 1.8-meter-tall kid!"
Lin Mo looked at the dragged-away Niu Dachun, then at the grinning Lu Mengmeng.
He wanted nothing more than to unscrew this little girl's head and kick it like a ball.
"What did you tell them?" Lin Mo asked through gritted teeth.
Lu Mengmeng blinked her big eyes. "I just said Da Chun could fight five of them at once, and that he wanted to find a wife who can fight..."
"And then?"
"Then Sister Kai Li said that if Brother Da Chun could beat her, she would be his girlfriend. And if he could beat all five of their team, they would all..."
Lin Mo facepalmed.
This wasn't matchmaking; this was clearly pushing Da Chun into a fiery pit!
That five-girl team, averaging 1.7 meters tall and showing off muscle definition in their combat suits...
Even if they were considered beauties, just one would be a handful for Da Chun. But five?
Was she afraid Da Chun wouldn't die fast enough?
On the combat arena, Kai Li had already assumed her stance, the muscle lines on her wheat-colored arms clearly defined.
Although she wasn't quite a muscle Barbie.
She was actually quite good-looking, and her massive assets were dizzyingly bouncy.
But the sense of power she exuded was intimidating to behold.
Her Soul Power fluctuations also carried a fierce, powerful aura.
"Kid, don't say I'm bullying you. I'll give you a three-move head start. As long as you knock me down, I'll let you hit a home run tonight!"
Niu Dachun was on the verge of tears, clutching his Gilded Frying Pan. "I don't wanna fight... I just like you and wanted to get to know you..."
Kai Li raised an eyebrow. Honestly, she actually quite liked Niu Dachun's type.
Her main goal was to have a romance filled with violence in this academy where there was plenty of meat but few wolves.
"Don't dawdle. Beat me, and I'll be your girlfriend. From then on, whatever position you want to try, I'll go along with it!"
"But if you wimp out, you'll be the kept man for us five sisters..."
A burst of laughter erupted below the stage, and the other four girls were laughing so hard they doubled over.
They looked at Da Chun as if looking at a little lamb that had delivered itself to their mouths.
The spectating students also whistled, enjoying the amusement.
Holy crap, do they really think my brother is Hello Kitty?
Lin Mo suddenly shouted toward the stage, "Da Chun! Show some manly spirit! Don't forget what your mother said—you have to find a wife who can fight! This is your chance! Beat her, and make her bear you ten sons in the future!"
Niu Dachun froze, then suddenly looked up.
That's right! Mom said that a wife who can fight can do chores, bear sons, and protect the household!
His fighting spirit instantly surged. He straightened up abruptly and raised his Gilded Frying Pan. "I... I'll fight!"
"That's more like it!" Kai Li's eyes lit up, and she suddenly released her Martial Soul.
The phantom of a giant bull covered in rock armor manifested over her body.
"Yao Kaili, A-rank Beast Martial Soul 'Rock Armor Bull', Level 15 Power Attack System. Take this!"
With a stomp of her foot, cracks spread across the arena's stone slabs. She charged at Niu Dachun like a cannonball, her fist hurtling forward with a gust of wind.
"Ha! Great Sumeru Pot!" Niu Dachun roared, swinging his pan.
A massive phantom of energy slammed down toward Kai Li.
Kai Li's expression turned serious.
Her Martial Soul possessed her instantly.
Her Martial Soul specialized in high defense and great strength.
She swiftly threw a punch at the massive energy phantom.
"Clang!"
A deafening sound rang out, and both Niu Dachun and Kai Li were forced back repeatedly by the shockwave.
"Interesting!"
Kai Li smiled. Such a tough guy made her even more excited.
Her attacks grew increasingly fierce, her fists raining down on Niu Dachun like a torrential downpour.
Every strike made the arena tremble.
Although Niu Dachun was only Level 16, he wielded his Gilded Frying Pan with great proficiency.
Relying solely on the Frying Pan's defensive power and strength, he neutralized Kai Li's attacks time and again.
The crowd below gradually quieted down; no one had expected this simple-minded big guy to be so resilient.
"Rock Armor Charge!"
Kai Li leaped up suddenly, her entire body covered in rock armor as she charged at Niu Dachun like a mini-tank.
"Phantom Pan Dance!"
Instead of retreating, Niu Dachun used a Soul Skill to meet the attack head-on.
The Gilded Frying Pan in Niu Dachun's hand instantly turned into afterimages.
Instantly weaving an airtight defensive net.
This was one of the two Soul Skills he had awakened after reaching Level 10.