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173: Even a god couldn't withstand it!

"Old Pig, what's up with this kid? Why is he so foolishly walking out when he sees us?"

The monkey-faced masked man held his gun and asked in a low, puzzled voice.

The pig-headed masked man was also a bit bewildered.

Having taken out four people in one go, he hadn't quite recovered yet. They had done many robberies, but this was the first time they started with a 2-0 KD ratio.

"I don't know either. This kid seems to be the guy who was standing at the door earlier."

"Could it be that he has a problem with his brain?"

The pig-headed masked man pointed to his head, guessing.

"Stop the nonsense. As long as he doesn't affect our plan, just ignore him. If he's not afraid of death, hmph, then just blow him away with a shot! Hurry, find the bank manager first to get the vault keys."

"It will take at least thirteen minutes for the police to receive the message and arrive. We only have a maximum of eleven minutes for our operation!"

The horse-faced mask's low command reached their ears.

"Understood, Brother Ma!"

"Let's get to work!"

The other two received the order and agreed in unison, completely ignoring Su Yu, who was standing alone in the center of the bank, and prepared to rush towards the counter.

Their main goal today was to get money, not to kill people.

Just as everyone was about to split up and act.

In the bank lobby, Su Yu did something that took everyone by surprise!

He suddenly seemed to go crazy, roaring out.

"Hey, wait!"

"Don't move, all of you!"

!!!

This shout was full of vigor and momentum, like a rainbow. Not to mention the guilty robbers, even the others who were hiding from the criminals were startled.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to die?!"

The pig-faced masked man was so scared that his fat body trembled, and his hand shook, almost firing at Su Yu.

If Brother Ma hadn't instructed them in the car beforehand to avoid firing indiscriminately as much as possible once inside the bank, given the limited space of the bank, such close range could easily injure their own people.

The pig-faced masked man almost couldn't hold it together.

The monkey-faced and horse-faced men were also startled, sharply turning around, their eyes glaring fiercely at this young man who didn't know his place.

"If you say one more word, do you believe I'll shoot you dead?!"

The monkey-faced masked man aimed his dark gun barrel at Su Yu in the center of the area.

If this guy didn't know better, he wouldn't mind putting two big holes in his head with an earth fire gun.

It could also serve as a warning to others.

Seeing the other party raise his gun, it was impossible for Su Yu not to be nervous.

This was also his first time doing something like this. After all, what good person would deliberately provoke armed robbers for no reason?

This was no longer a question of being afraid of death; this was simply a fancy way to court death!

If it weren't for the two air umbrellas he held in each hand at this moment, even if Su Yu had ten thousand more guts, he wouldn't dare to step forward.

He raised both hands high, a somewhat reserved expression on his face.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, that, big brothers!"

"Don't shoot, don't shoot! I'm just a small-time umbrella seller."

"I just saw you big brothers rushing in from outside in the heavy rain, completely soaked. I wanted to ask if you needed an umbrella?"

...Silence...Silence was the Cambridge of this evening.

"Pfft—"

At the Chongqing Police Department's front-line command center.

The Police Captain, who was about to drink water, almost spat it out when he saw this scene.

???

"No, what exactly is this kid doing?!"

"We told him to stall for time, protect himself, and secretly record the movements of the criminals, and he jumps out to ask the criminals if they need an umbrella?!"

"Huh? Can any of you tell me what he's doing?!"

To the side.

The Police Officer, who was diligently typing on the keyboard, twitched his eyelids, but at this moment could only brace himself and speak softly.

"Captain, this kid's live stream today seems to be about selling his multi-functional air umbrella..."

Police Captain: #¥%*@#

...Live stream room.

Five million online viewers were also stunned.

"No way, the Streamer is too bold! Facing the criminals head-on and still keeping a steady hand and calm heart?"

"Damn, this move by the Streamer made me literally pee myself. Learn! Learn from his professionalism! Even in deep crisis, he doesn't forget to promote his umbrella! If my two unfilial sons had this spirit for school, I'd wake up laughing in my dreams."

"To be fair, if the Streamer can walk out of this bank alive today and stall until the police arrive, I'll go bankrupt and give the Streamer a carnival!"

"Brother Su is truly our new generation of positive energy Streamer. Let those flashy hussies on the platform see, this is what a true Streamer is!"

...Xiaomi new product launch backstage.

The official launch time had arrived, but Lei Jun and the other staff had completely forgotten that today was the day of their new product launch.

Everyone on site had their attention focused on that small screen...in the bank.

Everyone's eyes were wide, staring in disbelief at this young man who didn't know his place.

And the three masked men with guns were also stunned for a moment, only reacting after exchanging glances.

Damn it, were they being played?

This guy asked them if they needed an umbrella?!

You ask me if I need an umbrella?!!

Do you even have an umbrella? Then you ask!

If you want to stall for time, you can't just blurt out lies like that! Do you really think they're simple-minded, muscle-bound idiots?

"Damn it, Brother Ma, I can't take it anymore!"

"This guy keeps babbling, asking endless useless questions. I really want to shove the gun barrel into his mouth!"

The short-tempered pig-headed masked man said in a muffled voice.

Clearly, his anger had gradually burned away his reason.

"Don't! Brother Pig! Don't be angry, just listen to me first!"

"These two little gadgets are worth 1999 each. They are the multi-functional air umbrellas I recently developed!"

"Don't let the fact that you can't see or touch them fool you; they have many functions, over a dozen of them!"

"Like UV protection, mosquito repellent, solar charging, bulletproof..."

"Damn! Bulletproof! Bulletproof! Bulletproof my grandma's ass! Are you playing us for fools?!"

"Since you say it's bulletproof, then I'll give you a chance to be bulletproof!"

Bang bang bang—

Three loud bangs suddenly echoed in the bank.

The sound was even more deafening than when outdoors.

In the bank, women's screams and cries immediately followed the gunshots.

Three consecutive shots without hesitation! The pig-headed masked man was clearly enraged.

As the smoke and dust cleared.

The timid had already covered their eyes, not daring to look at the close-range tragedy.

Hit three times by an earth fire gun at such close range, even an immortal would be down!

Police Department Command Center.

The Police Captain couldn't help but close his eyes.

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