Outrageous father and brother, Lin Chen and Lin Feng
“Heh, three gray Fates. If they were on an ordinary person, they would probably have died young.”
“I should still thank the Maiden's Bane Physique. Although it’s useless for Cultivation, it’s at least a golden Fate, which helped me offset some of the bad luck, preventing me from dying young.”
“But the Maiden's Bane Physique is so useless for Cultivation, yet it’s still a golden Fate…”
“Could this Physique have other wonderful uses?”
“Is it something I haven’t fully developed yet?”
Lin Xingyun often wondered about this after he got the System.
However, when he saw the Fates of [Father Dies, Son Laughs] and [Brother Dies, Brother Prosperous].
He couldn't help but sneer, thinking of his outrageous father and brother.
His father, Lin Chen, was the Family Head of the Lin Family in this generation.
Not only was his cultivation powerful, but his authority was also immense, capable of deciding the fate of billions of lives in Lin Province with a single word!
His Elder brother, Lin Feng, was even more extraordinarily talented, the youngest Saint Realm expert in the Immortal Domain, the undisputed leader of the Lin Family's new generation, and the future Family Head of the Lin Family!
Both of them inherited the supreme Physique brought by the Lin Family's Bloodline—the Primordial Saint Body!
This was one of the top ten most powerful Physiques in the Immortal Domain.
Not only did it make Cultivation and Realm Breakthrough as easy as drinking water, but its combat power also far surpassed that of its peers.
After Cultivating to Major Achievement, its combat power could even contend with a Great Emperor!
And his father, Lin Chen, was already at the Quasi-Emperor Eighth Heaven Realm, just one level away from Major Achievement.
He was one of the top experts of his time.
In the eyes of outsiders, with such a father and brother as backing.
Lin Xingyun could already run rampant throughout the world, acting as he pleased.
Even if he wantonly seduced other people's wives and daughters, the other party would have to respectfully praise him for a job well done!
However, in reality…
Lin Xingyun's father, Lin Chen, as the Family Head, was an extremely strict and rigid person.
And he valued the Family's reputation the most.
Upon learning of Lin Xingyun's Body of female disaster characteristic, he immediately wanted to cripple him!
He even wanted to directly kill him to avoid disgracing the Family's reputation.
His usual demeanor was basically like this.
…
When Lin Xingyun was eating, if Lin Chen passed by and saw him, he would sternly rebuke him.
“Bastard! What are you eating?!”
“Still in the Qi Blood Realm after so many years, it's simply a waste of food!”
“Besides, a full stomach breeds lust. I'll punish you by forbidding you to eat for a hundred days!”
When Lin Xingyun was strolling in the mansion and Lin Chen passed by and saw him.
“Bastard! What are you wandering for?!”
“Are you itching for a beating again? Trying to seduce the wives and daughters of the clansmen, aren't you? Get back and stay put, or I'll break your legs right now!”
And when Lin Xingyun was resting in his own bedchamber, Lin Chen would also get angry, kick open the door, and furiously scold him.
“Bastard! What are you sleeping for?!”
“All day long, besides eating, drinking, and sleeping, you're learning those unorthodox things like cooking, flower arranging, and jade carving!”
“You're simply a useless fop! Worse than a waste!”
“Get out and gain some experience. You don't need to come back for five hundred years, save me the sight of you!”
And when Shadow Clear brought Lin Xingyun back after a long trip to other Dao Provinces.
He was again caught by Lin Chen, and once again, he was met with a furious rebuke.
“Bastard! How many women did you provoke this time? Do you know that their husbands and Sect Elders have all come to my Lin Family's mountain gate to cry and complain?!”
“Now everyone in the Immortal Domain knows that my Lin Family has produced such a freak like you!”
“You have disgraced the reputation of my Lin Family's eighteen generations of ancestors!”
“I will imprison you right now, so let's see how you can still go around attracting women!”
Later, it was only after Shadow Clear managed to stall until Liu Fengyi arrived that Lin Xingyun was finally protected and allowed to leave.
And when Lin Xingyun was once again embraced by a female Family member and discovered by Lin Chen.
“Oh, you bastard! That's your third aunt's son-in-law's nephew's wife!”
“In broad daylight, you're actually hugging her? Do you have any morality or shame left?!”
“What? Another coincidence? Another Physique characteristic? She herself fell into your arms?”
“Nonsense! It takes two to tango! Even if she's 99% responsible, don't you have even a tiny bit of responsibility?!”
“If you didn't approach or provoke her, how would she happen to fall into your arms? It's clearly an excuse!”
“Bastard! It seems I can't do without crippling you! Lust leads to disaster, cut it off for eternal peace!”
“Bastard! What are you sitting there for? Is this your place to sit?”
“Bastard! What are you standing there for? Aren't you embarrassed enough?”
“Bastard! Why are you still breathing?”
“Bastard! You—”
…
Lin Xingyun recalled for a moment.
Then he shook his head, no longer thinking about those unpleasant things.
If it weren't for Liu Fengyi's full protection, he would probably have reincarnated smoothly by now and would already be playing with soy sauce!
And his Elder brother, Lin Feng, was also extremely outrageous!
Although Lin Feng's Cultivation Aptitude was unparalleled, and he was a top Prodigy rarely seen in the Family for ten thousand years.
But he was inherently extremely arrogant, and he had been established as the Lin Family's sole Divine Son early on, with a transcendent status.
Naturally, he looked down on Lin Xingyun, his younger brother who was a Cultivation waste.
There was no fraternal affection between them, which was fine.
But ever since the Family decided six months ago to arrange a marriage between Lin Feng and Liu Xinyan, the Saintess of the current Yaochi Holy Land.
He also knew his Second Young Master's character and abilities, and he knew what it meant to enjoy dumplings the most!
So he began to guard against Lin Xingyun like a thief!
Many times when Lin Chen was reprimanding Lin Xingyun, he would kindly remind him from the side.
“Father, I don't think Second Young Master committed a big mistake. Sending him to Bandit Province to reflect for a while should be enough.”
“Father, Second Young Master may not be unable to Cultivate. Sending him to Bandit Province for some tempering would be good.”
“Father, the weather is really hot. Second Young Master is frail. Let's send him to Bandit Province to avoid the heat.”
“Father, my right eyelid keeps twitching recently. How about sending Second Young Master to Bandit Province?”
“Father, send Second Young Master to Bandit Province.”
…
In every word, he wanted to drive his younger brother out of the Lin Family and throw him into a remote small province to fend for himself!
In the eyes of outsiders, Lin Xingyun, backed by his father and brother, and being the Lin Family's Second Young Master, was infinitely glorious and a top-notch playboy.
But in front of his own father and brother…
He was merely lingering on, avoiding them at all costs!
With such a father and brother, Lin Xingyun naturally thought of [Father Dies, Son Laughs] and [Brother Dies, Brother Prosperous] since he was young!
Now that Lin Chen and his son were missing, theirlife and death unknown.
He, at least, wasn't worried at all.
He even wanted to open several cases of champagne to celebrate!
Half a month ago, Lin Chen and his son were following the Immortal Domain Alliance rules, summoned to patrol the Immortal Domain Border Pass for a period of time.
But one day, the soul lamps they had placed in the Family ancestral hall suddenly dimmed significantly!
This meant that both of them had suffered severe injuries and were facing a major life-or-death crisis!
Afterward, news came from the Border Pass.
It said that the alien race, taking advantage of the Border Pass garrison's carelessness, suddenly mobilized their forces and launched a sneak attack!
The alien race were strange beings living outside the Immortal Domain Border Pass, naturally bloodthirsty and ferocious, with combat power and Cultivation talent far surpassing those of Immortal Domain beings!
They were naturally hostile to Immortal Domain beings, fighting to the death, constantly trying to break through the Border Pass and invade the Immortal Domain!
As the parties involved and main combatants, the Lin Family father and son naturally immediately engaged in a bloody battle with the alien race.
And when reinforcements arrived, they only saw corpses all over the pass.
The Lin Family father and son, however, had both disappeared…
Theirlife and death was unknown to this day, with no news!
Upon receiving the news, the Lin Family immediately dispatched powerful clan members to search.
But they had found nothing so far, and the two's soul lamps were growing dimmer and dimmer!
Upon learning of her husband and son's disappearance, Liu Fengyi was also consumed with worry, unable to eat or sleep.
Moreover, rumors gradually spread within the Family that the Family Head and his son were likely to be in mortal danger.
And Lin Xingyun was a recognized waste Physique, meaning Lin Chen's lineage had effectively lost its heir.
Several direct lineage leaders were discussing replacing Liu Fengyi as the Matriarch.
They planned to select a new Family Head, and then their own lineage would take charge of the Lin Family.
…
“I won't think about those things for now!”
“The top priority is to continue developing new System functions.”
His current life script was still [Died in Comfort] white, and his fate would not change easily.
To transform his own decay into something miraculous, he still had to gradually develop the System.
After reviewing his attribute panel, Lin Xingyun no longer hesitated and began to search for suitable targets to plunder within the Lin Family.
Soon, he met some Lin Family disciples, who still bowed and respectfully greeted him.
“Greetings, Second Young Master!”
“Mm.”
However, Lin Xingyun nodded in response, and after they passed, he turned back to check their attribute panels one by one.
He found that their favorability towards him generally ranged from 10-40.
(Favorability levels: 0 [Endless Hostility], 1-20 [Kill Immediately], 21-40 [Disgusted], 41-60 [Normal], 61-70 [Liked], 71-80 [Inseparable], 81-90 [Devoted for Life], 91-99 [Do As One Pleases], 100 [Loyal Until Death])
However, this was inevitable. Having been hated for eighteen years, he was not surprised to see these favorability levels at this point.
What disappointed him was that these people were just ordinary Lin Family disciples, and their attribute panels did not have any suitable recent Opportunities for him to plunder.
He walked for a while longer, then suddenly encountered a middle-aged man coming towards him.
As soon as the man saw him, his face suddenly showed disgust and resentment.
Then he quickly brushed past him, seemingly trying to pretend he hadn't seen him.
“Lin Yan, what are you in such a hurry for?”
Lin Xingyun glanced at him and called out to him.
“Greetings, Second Young Master!”
“I'm still rushing to the Elder Hall for an urgent matter. Farewell!”
Lin Yan perfunctorily bowed and said casually.
He then turned and left directly, showing a bad attitude towards Lin Xingyun, without any respect.
“This Lin Yan, he doesn't even bother to pretend anymore!”
“In the past, he was at least outwardly respectful to me.”
“But ever since last year, when he caught his wife falling into my arms wearing very little, and she even grabbed my hand to help with chest compressions, he hasn't been very respectful, and he's been spreading bad rumors about me everywhere.”
“How outrageous! It's not like I wanted to touch his wife. I should sue him for defamation, he defamed me!”
Lin Xingyun thought to himself, snorting coldly.
Seeing that he hadn't gone far, he checked his attribute panel.
“Name: Lin Yan”
“Cultivation: Cave Heaven Realm Perfection”
“Life Script: wu jue heavenly emperor Supporting Character Green”
“Fate: [Wife's Heart Like Water] Green, [Middle-Aged] Green, [Offended Protagonist] Green…”
“Favorability: 12 [Kill Immediately]”
“Recent Opportunity: In the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, the [Purple Cloud Sun-Moon Fruit] carefully planted by Lin Yan in the southwest corner of the back mountain will ripen. After he finishes his business at the Elder Hall, he will go to pick it. After eating it, his mind will be enlightened, and he will successfully Breakthrough the Bottleneck of many years, directly advancing to the Divine Fire Realm!”
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[Note: Female character images will still be in the 'Author's Notes' at the end of the chapter where they appear.]
[Note: This book belongs to the 'All Must Have' type ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The Revered Master and Senior Sister, the two main female leads, will have their storylines delayed, but their stories are also the richest, so I will try to make them as perfect (SS) as possible ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).]
[Dear readers, your average IQ is 180, but this book is meant to be lighthearted QAQ, so this is where you can put your brains~~]