159: The sleeping supreme being was awakened by Big Yellow's urine.

"Rumble—!!!"

Terror.

Great terror.

With that roar full of morning grumpiness, the entire core area of the Taichu Ancient Mine seemed to turn into a pressure cooker about to explode.

The earth vibrated wildly, as if countless earth dragons were rolling beneath.

From deep within the pitch-black mine shaft, a tangible purplish-black mist surged out.

That was no ordinary mist.

It was the Supreme's Life Qi! It was the Imperial Dao Laws accumulated over millions of years!

Just a wisp of the leaking Aura caused the surrounding space to emit crisp "crack" sounds, as if it were a mirror that could shatter at any moment.

Xiao Chen's hand gripping the immortal slaying sword tightened.

"So strong."

He swallowed hard, a layer of fine cold sweat breaking out on his forehead.

"Is this... the pressure of an ancient Supreme?"

"It feels a hundred times more terrifying than all those dozen or so Holy Lords from before combined!"

Ye Fan carried the myriad things mother qi cauldron, golden blood qi surging wildly over his body as he tried to resist the omnipresent sense of oppression.

"The old guy is going to go all out."

"Everyone be careful, don't be greedy, prepare to retreat!"

Shi Tian didn't dare to mine anymore, clutching his hoe and shrinking behind Leng Yanran.

"Senior Sister, this old monster seems to be very angry."

"How about... we give him back those pillars of his?"

Everyone was on high alert, as if facing a formidable foe.

They knew they had overplayed their hand this time.

They had dismantled someone's home and were even trying to haul away the furniture; who wouldn't get desperate?

That terrifying Supreme pressure was condensing and rising at an astonishing speed!

It looked as if it would break through the surface at any moment, turning into a world-destroying strike!

However.

At this critical, life-or-death moment.

A yellow figure walked out slowly from behind everyone, looking as if nothing were wrong.

Big Yellow.

This Qilin Demon Emperor, who had always been responsible for "sniffing out scents" and "eating alone."

At this moment, it seemed to feel a bit... of an urgent need to pee.

After all, it had slurped up quite a lot of spiritual liquid from that pile of God Source Mountains earlier.

Plus, the stimulation of this tense atmosphere.

That feeling became even stronger.

Big Yellow looked left and right.

It was all bare rock here, without even a tree stump or anything.

Finally.

Its gaze landed on the... massive mine shaft opening that was spewing terrifying purple qi, looking as if it connected to the depths of Hell.

"Woof. (This pit is nice, deep enough, no splashing.)"

Big Yellow nodded in satisfaction.

With light steps, it strolled casually through the violent energy storm to the edge of the mine shaft.

The Supreme pressure that was enough to crush a Soul Transformation Cultivator blew against its dirty dog fur, yet didn't even ruffle a single hair.

It sniffed.

Hmm, the smell is a bit strong, but acceptable.

Then.

Under the terrified gazes of Xiao Chen and the others, whose eyes were about to pop out.

Big Yellow turned around.

Extremely naturally.

It raised its furry hind leg.

It aimed at the mine shaft opening that was gathering power, about to unleash a world-destroying strike.

"Whistle—"

It even whistled (if a dog could whistle).

Immediately after.

"Splash, splash..."

A golden, steaming stream of water, like a golden waterfall, poured down!

It fell straight into that bottomless black hole!

Silence.

A deathly silence.

The originally rumbling earth suddenly stopped shaking.

The originally violent purple qi suddenly stopped spewing.

Time seemed to have its pause button forcibly pressed at this moment by this stream of pee.

Deep within the mine shaft.

The ancient Supreme who had just awakened and was on the verge of "Ultimate Sublimation," ready to teach these ignorant juniors a lesson.

Suddenly.

Felt a chill on top of his head.

Followed by.

A warm liquid with an indescribable odor poured onto his noble, eternally immortal head.

"Sizzle—"

That was the sound of the liquid colliding with the Supreme Laws.

That Supreme was stunned.

Who was he?

He was the Stone Emperor!

He was the Supreme sovereign who had been invincible throughout the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands during the ancient era, having attained the Dao through a Holy Spirit!

In this world, who dared to be disrespectful before him?

Who dared to... mess with him?

And now.

He was actually... drenched with a headful of... pee?!

That pungent smell, mixed with the unique Bloodline Aura of the Qilin clan, rushed up his nostrils straight to his crown!

"This... this is..."

"Pee?!"

In the Stone Emperor's mind, the string called "reason."

With a "snap."

It broke.

It broke completely.

His Supreme Aura, which had just finished condensing halfway and was intended to destroy the world.

In that instant.

It was like a flame extinguished by a bucket of cold water (pee).

With a "poof."

It deflated.

It really deflated.

That feeling was like you were giving a passionate speech, preparing to save the world, when someone suddenly stuffed a pair of smelly socks into your mouth.

Other than disgusting.

It was still disgusting.

"Aaaaaah—!!!"

The next second.

A roar more shrill, more furious, and more heart-wrenching than before erupted from the depths of the mine shaft!

"Who!!!"

"Who is it!!!"

"Who is... peeing on this old man's head?!"

"Unforgivable! Unforgivable!!!"

Rumble—!!!

The entire Taichu Ancient Mine completely boiled over!

Terrifying sound waves mixed with world-destroying fury burst from underground, shaking the rocks within a hundred-mile radius into powder!

The mine shaft opening.

Big Yellow was startled by this sudden roar.

"Woof! (Holy crap, why so loud? You scared this Emperor so much I almost split my stream!)"

It shuddered all over, quickly finishing the last few drops and giving its body a shake.

Then.

It poked its head out and looked down into the shaft.

Below was pitch black, with only two clumps of green ghost fire (the Supreme's eyes) burning wildly.

A Killing Intent that wanted to skin it alive locked onto its... butt like something tangible.

Big Yellow shrunk its neck.

It felt.

It seemed like it... had really caused a huge disaster this time.

This old fellow's morning grumpiness was even bigger than its own!

"Run!"

Big Yellow turned around and bolted back on all four legs, barking wildly at the dazed Xiao Chen and the others as it ran.

"Woof woof woof! (Stop staring! Run!)"

"Woof! (This old fellow has gone crazy! He's coming out to bite people!)"

"Woof! (This Emperor seems to have... peed in his mouth!)"

Xiao Chen: "..."

Ye Fan: "..."

Shi Tian: "..."

Everyone watched that "Mutt" running faster than a rabbit, its tail tucked between its legs.

And listened to the terrifying roars coming from deep underground, getting closer and closer.

Their faces turned green one by one.

"I fucking..."

Xiao Chen's hand holding the sword was shaking.

"Peed... peed in his mouth?"

"Dog Martial Uncle, do you think we aren't dying fast enough?!"

"Run!!"

Leng Yanran was the first to react, grabbing the dazed Disciple Hua Qingwu and turning into a streak of demonic light to flee!

"This grudge is huge! It's a fight to the death!"

"Being peed on the head, who could endure that?!"

"The heat is on! Bolt!"

Su Mo was also scared out of his wits; he rolled himself into a ball with the ten thousand souls banner and fled.

"Wait for me! I haven't finished putting away my pillars yet!"

Ye Fan carried that Taiyi Refined Gold pillar, running so hard the ground shook.

Shi Tian didn't even want his beloved hoe anymore, jumping directly onto Ye Fan's back.

"Fourth Junior Brother! Step on it! That old monster is coming out!"

"Boom—!!!"

The instant the five people and one dog escaped the mining area.

That massive mine shaft opening.

Completely exploded!

A sky-covering giant hand, covered in red hair and emitting a foul, decaying stench, lunged out from underground!

It grabbed the Void Realm!

"Don't run!!!"

"Leave your lives behind!!"

"Leave... that dog... for me!!!"

The Stone Emperor roared as he soared into the sky from underground!

His hair was disheveled, he was soaking wet (from the pee), his eyes were blood-red, and he looked like a malevolent ghost!

He held a heavenly desolation halberd forged from Dragon-Patterned Black Gold, chasing after them with murderous intent!

That terrifying Imperial Dao pressure turned the entire sky of the Central Continent blood-red!

"It's over, it's over! He's catching up!"

Big Yellow ran at the very front, tongue lolling out, and howled in fear after glancing back at the red-haired monster.

"Woof! (Is this old fellow a dog? How is he running so fast?!)"

"It's all your fault!"

Xiao Chen shouted in a breakdown while flying on his sword.

"Of all the places you could pee, why did you have to pee on someone's head?!"

"This is an insult! A desecration! You're rubbing his dignity into the ground!"

"Woof! (That's not my fault! Who told him to make his front door look so much like a latrine?!)"

Big Yellow looked aggrieved.

"Stop talking!"

Leng Yanran glanced back, her face pale.

"He's about to use an ultimate move!"

Behind them.

The Stone Emperor violently swung the heavenly desolation halberd in his hand!

"Imperial Dao Dragon Qi! Slash!"

Boom!

A ten-thousand-foot-long black halberd beam, capable of slicing through stars, tore through the Void Realm and slashed toward their backs with a certain-kill intent!

This strike.

Was unavoidable!

Was unstoppable!

It was the furious strike of an Ancient Emperor!

"Revered Master, save us!!!"

Shi Tian cried out for help as he watched the approaching deathly halberd beam.

The Jade Slip in his hand that he had been reluctant to use was finally... crushed by him!

"Crack!"

The moment the Jade Slip shattered.

An extremely familiar, extremely lazy, yet incredibly reassuring Aura.

Slowly descended from the Void Realm.

"Sigh."

A sigh.

"Can't even have a meal in peace."

"Young people nowadays are more troublesome than the last."

"However..."

The voice paused, carrying a hint of playfulness.

"Peeing on a Supreme's head..."

"This job..."

"Nicely done."