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220: Wu Lei's farce
"I..."
"Three Qilin Bloodlines superimposed?"
Wu Lei froze on the spot, looking completely at a loss, unconsciously rubbing his hands together.
The other Qilin Battle Team members understood Wu Lei's emotions and all offered kind smiles; not a single person showed jealousy.
"O-Oldest Brother, if I have three Qilin Bloodlines superimposed from now on, does that mean I'll be more powerful than Chu Tianjiao?"
As soon as he spoke, the Qilin Battle Team members were dumbfounded.
They all looked at Chu Tianjiao, expressions of schadenfreude on their Faces.
"No, you brat, why do you have to be more powerful than me?"
Chu Tianjiao looked speechless, "Besides, with one more Qilin Bloodline superimposed, do you really think you'll be more powerful than me?"
"What are you kidding about? Do you really think I, Chu Tianjiao, am made of clay?"
Yu Xiu laughed, "Wu Lei, why do you have to be more powerful than Prodigy?"
"I want to get my Face back."
Wu Lei looked at Chu Tianjiao and snorted, "Last time, he didn't use any Martial Skills, just pure Physical Body strength, and beat seven of us."
"Oldest Brother, do you understand?"
"He didn't use Martial Skills, just his fists to hit me, and... and he specifically chose to hit me there. Don't I have any Face?"
Specifically chose to hit you there?
The Qilin Battle Team members misunderstood.
They looked at Wu Lei with gossipy expressions, then glanced at Chu Tianjiao.
Two grown men?
Ugh... disgusting.
However, Yu Xiu didn't misunderstand, because he knew that during the last test, Chu Tianjiao had specifically kicked Wu Lei's butt.
To be fair, it was quite a loss of Face.
If Wu Lei had just been beaten so badly by Chu Tianjiao that he couldn't get up, even serious injuries wouldn't matter; he could only blame his own inferiority.
But Chu Tianjiao specifically kicking Wu Lei's butt was indeed a bit insulting.
"No, Wu Lei, you brat, clarify what you're saying. What do you mean I specifically chose to hit you guys there? Are you out of your mind?"
Chu Tianjiao clearly noticed the Qilin Battle Team members' strange looks and quickly explained, "I just kicked your butt! Can't you just clearly say it?"
"People who don't know might really think I did something to you, a man."
"Aren't you ruining my reputation? Do you know what the most insulting thing to say to a man is?"
"It's not that you can't do it, it's that you have something and you're not using it properly."
"Do I look like the kind of person who has something and doesn't use it well?"
Hearing this, the Qilin Battle Team members were first stunned.
Then they all nodded in agreement.
Chu Tianjiao was right.
Men really can't stand this kind of misunderstanding.
"I don't care about misunderstandings or not, but I will definitely get my revenge later."
Wu Lei said through gritted teeth, "Your butt, I'm taking it."
"Holy f***!"
Who would have thought, Chu Tianjiao instantly broke down upon hearing this, roaring with a disgusted expression, "Wu Lei, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"What do you mean 'my butt, I'm taking it'? Are you sick?"
"Huh? Are you sick?"
"If you can't speak Chinese properly in the future, go back and ask your elementary Chinese teacher for extra lessons. Don't come out here and make a fool of yourself."
"It's 'my butt, you're going to kick it,' not 'you're taking it.'"
"Damn you!"
"Big idiot, big moron..."
"Do you understand?"
At this moment, Chu Tianjiao also recited every single swear word and adjective he had learned in his life, one by one.
When the surrounding Qilin Battle Team members realized what was happening, they all burst out laughing.
It made sense.
When a man seriously tells you, "Your butt, I'm taking it."
Facing such words, let alone Chu Tianjiao going crazy, even they would go crazy.
One can only say that the Chinese language is profound!
"I... I didn't mean that."
At this moment, Wu Lei also realized, his entire Face turning green, wishing he could find a mouse hole to crawl into.
Thinking about it carefully, the meaning within that sentence just now really seemed a bit off.
"I don't want your butt, it's just as you said, I'm going to kick your butt."
Wu Lei explained with an embarrassed look.
However, Wang Hairui and the others next to him couldn't help but exchange glances.
"How stupid were we back then, to be so thoroughly schemed against by such a big idiot?"
As soon as Wang Hairui spoke, Han Yu and the others also felt the same way, glancing at Wu Lei and nodding decisively.
Apparently, this was even more humiliating than Chu Tianjiao kicking Wu Lei's butt.
Such a big idiot had schemed against them all, nearly killing them.
Isn't this an insult?
"Chu Tianjiao, do you accept?"
"Your butt..."
Wu Lei believed he had explained himself clearly, then looked at Chu Tianjiao with a Face full of Battle Intent.
Who would have thought that Chu Tianjiao, upon hearing the words "butt," immediately cursed, "Get lost, you! Get far away from me, otherwise, I'll beat you every time I see you!"
"You're just a pure, big moron! If you dare to mention those two words to me again, I'll fight you to the death!"
Wu Lei was not to be outdone, responding, "Fight then, do you think I'm afraid of you?"
"Once my Spirit Guiding Technique is Cultivated, plus the blessing of three Qilin Bloodlines, you, Chu Tianjiao, will not be my opponent."
Chu Tianjiao rolled his eyes, no longer bothering to pay attention to Wu Lei.
Instead, he looked at Yu Xiu, "Oldest Brother, aren't you going to do something about this?"
"Look, what kind of atmosphere is this? It's simply too embarrassing."
Hearing this, Yu Xiu also reined in his smile and waved his hand, saying, "Everyone, stop messing around."
"Wu Lei, you should also pay attention to your choice of words when you speak from now on, try to..."
Pfft!
Speaking of which, thinking of Wu Lei's words, Yu Xiu couldn't help but laugh again.
And Chu Tianjiao next to him also cast a resentful gaze.
"Uh, well..."
Yu Xiu forced himself to regain his composure, "The Qilin Relic is only open for one month. We've already been in here for more than ten days, so time is running out. Hurry up and Cultivate!"
As his voice fell, Yu Xiu also directly rose into the air.
He sat cross-legged in the air, trying his best not to think about Wu Lei's words.
Then he activated the Spirit Guiding Technique and entered a state of Cultivation.
"Brother Prodigy, Cultivation is important."
Seeing that Yu Xiu had already left, the Qilin Battle Team members also suppressed their smiles, comforted Chu Tianjiao, and each went to Cultivate.
However, how could Chu Tianjiao not see the Qilin Battle Team members' suppressed smiles?
"Big moron!"
He glared angrily at Wu Lei, then also went to Cultivate.
"What are you doing?"
Wu Lei snorted and was about to sit cross-legged to begin Cultivating, but then he noticed that Wang Hairui and the others had quietly moved away from him, going to another side to sit cross-legged.
"We don't want to sit with a big moron; we're worried about getting infected."
Wang Hairui rolled his eyes.
He clearly also had resentment.
Especially thinking about how Wu Lei had schemed against him before, the more he thought about it, the more humiliated he felt.
"You guys..."
Wu Lei took a deep breath, knowing he had said the wrong thing in his haste, and quickly explained, "I didn't mean that, I really just said the wrong thing."
"Han Yu, you don't believe me either?"
"Brother Lei, I believe you, but I just think it's more spacious to Cultivate over here."