52: Chapter 52 A Real-Life Shura Field! Top-Tier Electronic Food!

It was already past eight in the evening when they returned to Shrek Academy.

As soon as they arrived at the shores of Sea God Lake, Yan Shaozhe was waiting there with several inner courtyard teachers.

Seeing everyone return safe and sound, Yan Shaozhe's old face beamed like a chrysanthemum.

"Oh my, my Ma Xiaotao, you've finally returned."

Yan Shaozhe greeted them, his gaze sweeping back and forth between Ma Xiaotao and Ling Luochen. "Quick, quick, summon your Soul Spirits and let this old man feast his eyes."

Ma Xiaotao snapped her fingers, and the Blazing Phoenix fluttered its wings and flew out.

Ling Luochen also summoned the Ice Crystal Xuan Turtle.

Feeling the pure elemental aura, Yan Shaozhe's eyes nearly popped out of his head.

"Good heavens, this Soul Spirit system is simply cheating!"

Yan Shaozhe slapped his thigh excitedly. "Yuhao, this kid, is truly a lucky star for our Shrek. I must award him extra credits later!"

Huo Yuhao hid in the back, rolling his eyes wildly.

What's the use of extra credits? Can they be cashed out? As a workhorse, I don't need this kind of empty promise as a reward, okay?

Yan Shaozhe dragged everyone through a frantic commendation and even insisted on holding a summary meeting.

Huo Yuhao listened until he was drowsy. When the meeting finally ended, he ran faster than a rabbit.

This trip to the Star Dou Great Forest had practically fried his CPU.

Right now, he only had one thought in his mind.

Return to the dormitory.

Lie flat.

Be a salted fish without dreams.

Huo Yuhao pushed open the dormitory door, collapsed onto his bed, and let out a comfortable sigh.

"No golden nest or silver nest compares to one's own dog kennel."

He was just about to close his eyes for a nap.

"Bang, bang, bang."

A knock sounded at the door. Huo Yuhao got up to open the door with a look of utter despair.

The door opened.

Wang Donger and Wang Qiuer were standing straight at the entrance.

The two were dressed surprisingly alike today, both in Shrek uniforms, but they wore them in two completely different styles.

Wang Donger looked youthful and beautiful, while Wang Qiuer was a cold, dominant goddess.

"Are you two not sleeping in the middle of the night, standing at my door like door gods?" Huo Yuhao yawned.

Wang Donger pushed Huo Yuhao aside and swaggered in.

"Who has the time to be a door god for you?"

Wang Donger skillfully pulled over a chair and sat down. "We need to properly review the Spirit resonance between me and Qiuer in the forest periphery today."

Wang Qiuer followed her in and pulled the door shut behind her.

"Hmm, that power was very strange. We need you to help analyze the data." Wang Qiuer added seriously.

The corner of Huo Yuhao's mouth twitched.

"Big sisters, I am a Spirit Master of the Spirit system, not a human data analyzer."

Huo Yuhao scratched his hair. "Besides, is it reasonable for you two to come to my dorm in the middle of the night to review your Spirit resonance?"

"How is it unreasonable?"

Wang Donger widened her eyes. "You were the closest at the time, and you saw it the most clearly."

Wang Qiuer nodded and sat directly on Huo Yuhao's bed.

Seeing this, Wang Donger immediately became anxious.

"Wang Qiuer, do you know the rules? That's Yuhao's bed, don't just sit on it!"

Wang Qiuer didn't even lift her eyelids.

"Beds are for sitting on. What, is your name written on it, Wang Donger?"

"You!"

Wang Donger was choked with anger. She stood up, walked to the bed, and squeezed in next to Wang Qiuer.

The two stared at each other, and the smell of gunpowder instantly erupted.

Huo Yuhao stood to the side, sweating profusely.

Family, who understands this? In the middle of the night, these two ancestors are fighting for territory on my bed. If the dormitory warden sees this scene, I won't be able to wash myself clean even if I jump into Sea God Lake.

He just wanted to open his mouth to persuade them.

"Bang!"

The dormitory door was kicked open.

Ma Xiaotao walked in vigorously, carrying several large food boxes.

"Little Brother Yuhao, Sister is here to see you!"

Ma Xiaotao had changed into a fire-red tight leather outfit today, and her figure was indescribable.

She put the food boxes on the table, and the fragrance instantly filled the whole room.

"Sister went to the cafeteria kitchen specially to get you this all-powerful nourishing soup, as well as the special big skewers from Sea God Lake."

Ma Xiaotao looked at Huo Yuhao with a smile. "Thanks to you for this trip to the Star Dou Great Forest, Sister must reward you well."

Huo Yuhao swallowed his saliva, just wanting to say thank you.

Only then did Ma Xiaotao notice the two great Buddhas sitting on the bed.

The air in the dormitory froze completely in that second.

The temperature seemed to drop directly to freezing point.

The smile on Ma Xiaotao's face faded. She hugged her chest with both arms and looked down at Wang Donger and Wang Qiuer.

"Yo, aren't these the little schoolgirls? What are you doing in the boys' dormitory in the middle of the night?" Ma Xiaotao's tone carried a bit of casual provocation.

Wang Donger sneered and met Ma Xiaotao's gaze without showing any weakness.

"Doesn't Senior Sister Ma also run to the boys' dormitory in the middle of the night? And wearing such... revealing clothes. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were going to a fashion show."

Ma Xiaotao brushed her hair and chuckled.

"Little schoolgirl, are you jealous of Sister's figure? It's okay, you're still growing. Drink more papaya and milk. Maybe in a few years, you can catch up to half of Sister's."

Wang Donger was so angry her teeth itched, and she subconsciously puffed out her chest.

"Who's jealous of you! Does being old make you great? Old cow eating tender grass!"

Ma Xiaotao's eyes narrowed slightly, and dangerous signals began to flash wildly.

"Little girl, who are you calling old? This is called the charm of a mature woman. You don't know anything!"

Wang Qiuer interjected coldly from the side.

"Too noisy. If you want to fight, go outside. Don't smash the things here."

Wang Qiuer clenched her fists, making a "crack, crack" sound. "But if you want to fight, I can accompany you."

The three women, in a three-kingdom standoff, released killing intent toward each other.

Huo Yuhao curled up in the corner, trembling.

He only wanted to buy a standing ticket and escape the Douluo Continent overnight.

Help, what kind of human suffering is this?

Just when the tension was high and a brawl could break out at any time.

A "crunch, crunch" sound came from the door.

Everyone turned to look, only to see Gu Yuena, who had moved a small stool, sitting at the dormitory door at some point.

Holding a handful of melon seeds, she was eating with great relish.

"Continue, don't stop."

Gu Yuena spat out a melon seed shell. "This plot is much better than those dog-blood scripts. A live-action Shura field, this is top-tier electronic entertainment."

Huo Yuhao's eyes went dark.

"Sister Nana, please stop adding fuel to the fire, okay?" Huo Yuhao was about to cry.

Gu Yuena clapped the melon seed crumbs off her hands and pointed at Huo Yuhao with a smile.

"Yuhao, these three beauties are all in your room in the middle of the night. Is your peach blossom luck real or fake?"

"I think you must rank them tonight. Who is the Empress, who is the concubine? Hurry up and decide, so you don't fight every day."

The gazes of Ma Xiaotao, Wang Donger, and Wang Qiuer instantly locked onto Huo Yuhao in unison.

"Speak! Who are you favoring in your heart!" the three women said in unison.

Huo Yuhao felt his head was about to explode.

He held his head with both hands and slid down the wall to the floor.

"I choose your grandpa! I just want to sleep now!" Huo Yuhao shouted in a breakdown.

Ma Xiaotao suddenly bent down, almost jumping onto Huo Yuhao's face.

She deliberately lowered her voice, but the volume was just enough for everyone in the room to hear clearly.

"Little Brother Yuhao, don't be afraid. Take your time to think. Anyway, later tonight, Sister still needs to find you to help me properly 'treat and manage the evil fire'."