52: Eight aircraft carriers in two years, do you fucking want to fight aliens?
Chapter 52: Eight Aircraft Carriers in Two Years, Do You F*cking Want to Fight Aliens?
Not knowing who started it, the fans in the livestream became increasingly frantic.
[The Milky Way is also a river; I declare the entire universe belongs to Dragon Xia!]
[Stop daydreaming upstairs. If Dragon Xia is so awesome, have they built an aircraft carrier arresting gear? Do they have a nuclear-powered carrier that doesn't burn oil?]
[Calling you out! It's said that Dragon Xia's domestic arresting gear technology leads the world, and a nuclear-powered carrier is under construction.]
[What kind of bullsh*t are you blowing? Leading the world? Nuclear-powered carrier? Dragon Xia's first guangyu silent carrier is steam-powered, you idiot!]
([Ye Ao Wo Nai He] has been muted by the streamer)
[LMAO, not barking anymore? Dumbass!]
[Dragon Xia's first carrier is a test run; once the technology matures, they'll be churning them out like dumplings.]
[Jiangnan Leather... no, it's Jiangnan Shipyard and Southern Shipbuilding Heavy Industry with sixteen docks. Even if we only use half to build carriers, with Dragon Xia's industrial scale, 8 carriers in two years isn't too much, right?]
[Holy sh*t! 8 carriers in two years? Is the brother upstairs trying to fight aliens?]
[And let's talk about the Eagle Daddy you're sucking up to. They haven't even figured out electromagnetic catapult technology, while our first Dragon Xia carrier went straight to electromagnetic catapults. Isn't that more awesome than your global blood-sucking Eagle Daddy?]
"Calm down, hee hee, you guys flamed the lackey into silence," Bai Xiaoying said with a giggle.
"It's said that the guangyu silent will undergo sea trials next month, and some people have already received invitations."
[Ah? This? Sea trials already?]
[Does that mean arresting gear technology really had a breakthrough? Last year I heard some guy saying Eagle Sauce was strangling us and the Polar Bear was jacking up prices.]
[Not surprising, our Dragon Xia scientists aren't just for show.]
[Looking forward to it, hope I can get an invitation to visit.]
[Don't even think about it. The first sea trial is a comprehensive test of the carrier's technical performance. Except for Navy leaders and technical staff, almost no outsiders will be invited.]
"If only someone could get Xiao Ying an invitation, Xiao Ying could promise him anything."
[Holy crap! Is the chance for a white silk stream here?]
[What the f*ck are you thinking? Visiting a big carrier, a big plane—how can Xiao Ying's white silk compare?]
[Xiao Ying, even daydreaming should have a limit. You might not even be able to buy this opportunity for 10 million.]
[10 million to visit a weapon of mass destruction? How could it be that cheap?]
"I'm just saying."
Bai Xiaoying waved at the camera, preparing to wash up and sleep, when she suddenly saw a call from Lu Shenwei.
"Chairman Lu isn't busy anymore?"
"Suddenly becoming an arms dealer, it would be strange not to be busy."
"Hehe, you must be making a fortune, right?"
"Let's not talk about that. Remember to follow the Eagle Sauce Defense Department at 9 PM tonight; there's big news."
"Big news? What's the situation?"
"Keep it mysterious; you'll see when the time comes."
When Julong Steel was attacked by internet trolls, Bai Xiaoying was one of the few self-media creators who firmly believed in Julong Steel's innocence.
Returning the favor, with such big news as the Eagle Sauce Defense Department's sanctions, Lu Shenwei naturally thought of Bai Xiaoying first.
"So mysterious. I'll follow it and stream it tonight."
Lu Shenwei nodded and then called Ma Quanlin to prepare countermeasures.
The Eagle Sauce Defense Department wanted to mess with them. Although there was no substantial harm, Lu Shenwei wouldn't just take it.
He wanted to take this opportunity to pull some stunts, stepping on Eagle Sauce's forehead to expand Julong Steel's influence.
"Is the stuff ready? Let Director Ma have a look."
As Lu Shenwei spoke, his assistant opened the computer screen.
Accompanied by cheerful music and shocking footage of tanks, planes, and cannons, Ma Quanlin's eyes went wide.
"Xiao Lu, is it okay to mess around like this?"
Ma Quanlin asked in surprise; the content of the footage was essentially a slap in the face to Eagle Sauce.
"Messing around? We are seeking truth from facts. The footage and content are all cited from international news," Lu Shenwei said confidently.
"Should we send it to Director Gu and the others for review? This video feels a bit..."
"No need. It's just posting a video. Are we afraid Eagle Sauce will bomb us?"
Seeing Lu Shenwei's persistence, Ma Quanlin had no choice but to drop it.
"Prepare the announcement to be posted online. As soon as the Eagle Sauce Defense Department press conference starts, post it immediately!"
Lu Shenwei had contacted dozens of influencers in advance, preparing to give Eagle Sauce a little shock.
At night, Bai Xiaoying started her livestream.
[??? Xiao Ying is streaming tonight?]
[Something's up. Could it be that Xiao Ying got an invitation?]
"Ahem, there's a big event tonight. Wait for me to connect to the live video."
Bai Xiaoying said while setting up her 'ladder' to enter a special channel.
[Holy sh*t, Xiao Ying, are you really going to do this? Aren't you afraid of getting banned?]
[Be careful using Eagle Sauce's chat software; it's easy to get your account banned.]
"A mysterious person told me in advance that the Eagle Sauce Defense Department is going to cause trouble."
[Huh??? Xiao Ying's influence can already reach the military?]
[Truly well-connected. Can you give us a sneak peek?]
"Hehe, if I knew, I certainly would, but unfortunately, I'm also completely confused," Bai Xiaoying said frankly.
[Uh, so we're waiting for nothing? What if the Eagle Sauce Defense Department has nothing?]
"Don't worry. If they have nothing, Xiao Ying will put on a show for everyone!"
Just now, Bai Xiaoying had suddenly received a short video from Julong Steel. After watching it once, she almost burst her sides laughing.
Which genius came up with this idea? Wouldn't Eagle Sauce be fuming on the spot if they saw it?
[Xiao Ying, come on! Perform the capture of the Yamata no Orochi for us!]
[Don't go too far upstairs. I want to see Xiao Ying crush Hirohito's Golden Core with her bare hands!]
[Hirohito has been dead for over a hundred years. You guys still want to whip his corpse?]
The fans in the livestream were going wild with jokes. Bai Xiaoying said seriously, "Hush, the Eagle Sauce Defense Department Director Green Hair Sister is here."
It's said that the black-skinned Green Hair Sister's gender is an attack helicopter.
[Every time I see her, I want to puke. How can Eagle Sauce let such a thing be the Director?]
[Maybe this is Eagle Sauce's unique aesthetic. Waiting for them to do something.]
Green Hair Sister held the microphone and began to denounce Dragon Xia in a stern tone for disrupting the world order and undermining peace in the Desert Camel region.
[Is this idiot's brain broken? Our Dragon Xia soldiers don't even step out of the house. What the hell are we undermining!]
[It's said that inhaling that stuff isn't illegal in Eagle Sauce now. Maybe she's high.]
Green Hair Sister said loudly, "After an investigation by the Eagle Sauce Defense Department, it has been confirmed that Dragon Xia's Qinchuan Julong Steel Company is a weapon supplier for Desert Camel terrorists."
"The kamikaze drones, rocket launchers, and high-explosive steel cylinder bombs they provide have caused irreparable damage to the freedom-defending Eagle Sauce soldiers."
As Green Hair Sister spoke, she displayed three photos of Eagle Sauce grunts being selected by the Longying Drone, Yaxin 105 rocket, and No Conscience Cannon respectively.
The cruelty of the images and the tragic scenes made the fans in the livestream clap and cheer.
[Holy sh*t! Isn't that the Longying Drone from Julong Steel? It's that ridiculous when equipped with a bomb?]
[Steel pipes and gas tanks modified into rockets? Which genius came up with that?]}
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