53: Eagle sauce: Proud! I steal oil for my country!

[Julong Steel has really hit the big time now, it's definitely an arms company.]

[I heard Brother Qi mention in his livestream before that Julong Steel was transforming from a private enterprise into an arms factory; I didn't expect it to actually be true.]

[What is Eagle Sauce trying to do? Escalating sanctions?]

[I'm afraid so. Doesn't Eagle Sauce only have those few tricks? Intimidation, sanctions, and sending troops to commit violence.]

"We strongly condemn the despicable actions of Julong Steel in supporting terrorists, and we advise Julong Steel to pull back from the brink before it's too late." Green Hair Sister was in a fit of impotent rage.

Bai Xiaoying couldn't hold back and laughed out loud: "Hee hee hee, aren't these the words we usually use? When did Eagle Sauce learn them? Did they pay the tuition fee?"

[Xiao Ying, you're too mean; Eagle Sauce is crying in the bathroom.]

[If you ask me, everyone should buy more Julong Steel Pipe to show support; don't let a heroic enterprise be attacked from both sides.]

[I'd love to support them, but Julong Steel has purchase limits!]

"Confirmed by the Department of Defense, Julong Steel is now listed on the special sanction list. Any organization or individual that dares to purchase from Julong Steel will face severe punishment from the Eagle Sauce Defense Department!"

Green Hair Sister was exuding an overbearing aura, much like the Qing Dynasty declaring war on all nations back in the day, but this scene made the fans in the livestream burst into laughter.

[Green Hair Sister is awesome! Using the power of the whole nation to sanction Julong Steel!]

[It's officially internationally certified; Julong Steel is going to sell out now.]

"The press conference is over, everyone wait a moment, Xiao Ying's prank video is coming!"

[There's more? But can you outdo the Eagle Sauce Defense Department?]

[Looking forward to it...]

[What is Xiao Ying going to do? I'm afraid she's not announcing her personal sanctions against the Eagle Sauce Defense Department, right?]

Bai Xiaoying said with a grin: "Everyone keep your eyes peeled, the prank video is coming!"

The livestream screen went black, and when it lit up again, a waving Stars and Stripes appeared in the center of the screen.

Then the scene shifted to an awards stage, where a white boy was holding a certificate, smiling happily at a black teacher.

The teacher announced loudly: "The winner of the first prize in this competition is Bob Allen from Texas Elementary School, for performing 'I Steal Oil for the Motherland'!"

[What the hell? 'I Steal Oil for the Motherland'?]

[Holy crap? This is an in-your-face attack.]

[The Eagle Sauce Defense Department just issued the sanction order, and Julong Steel has already counterattacked?]

"The beautiful landscape belongs to the Camel people, Eagle Sauce soldiers sit in Humvees."

"I am so proud to be an oil bandit, wearing a steel helmet as I travel the world!"

"I despise the hail of bullets, happy to watch the great desert sandstorms."

[God damn 'oil bandit', it's a true portrayal of Eagle Sauce soldiers running rampant.]

[These lyrics are amazing, Julong Steel has some geniuses!]

"Hand on the machine gun greeting the morning sun, convoys of oil tankers sending off the sunset."

"Fear nothing, fear no one, let them protest and condemn all they want!"

In the video, rows of Eagle Sauce oil tankers were lined up.

"I steal oil for the motherland, if your home has oil, your home is my home!"

A tank with the Stars and Stripes drove by with a rumble, followed by one oil tanker after another.

[I've already burst out laughing, how can Eagle Sauce wash this off now?]

[Does Eagle Sauce even need to wash it off? I'm afraid they're going to spiral to heaven.]

[Xiao Ying, can you post the original link? I want to repost it.]

"No problem, Director Lu guessed everyone would like it, the download link is in the comment section, feel free to take it!"

Bai Xiaoying said with a smile. When she first saw this adapted video, she almost laughed until she couldn't breathe; Director Lu is too mean.

[Julong Steel is really going head-to-head with the Eagle Sauce Defense Department.]

[Cutting off someone's fortune is like killing their parents; if I were Director Lu, I'd be furious too.]

[A dignified world's number one power, insisting on making things difficult for our private enterprise, does that make sense?]

[Don't forget this private enterprise has suicide drones and can produce rocket launcher chassis; it's simply outrageous!]

[I think Julong Steel could probably transform into an arms factory overnight, and one with explosive production capacity at that.]

[Mass-producing 2,000 suicide drones a month, I ask you, are you scared?]

The popularity of Bai Xiaoying's livestream was maxed out, and Brother Qi and other streamers' livestreams were also maintaining high popularity.

["I Steal Oil for the Motherland" was even remade into English, Bear, and Desert Camel exclusive versions within two hours.]

The end of the video gave special thanks to the Eagle Sauce Defense Department, Eagle Sauce overseas bases, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon Weapons, and other well-known Eagle Sauce organizations and arms companies.

[Julong Steel loves to stir up trouble, fueling the fire like crazy!]

[I haven't seen our Director speak; I wonder how the higher-ups view this matter.]

[How else could they view it? They'll definitely side with their own, and besides, Julong Steel is in the right this time.]

[Wait until tomorrow; I see the popularity across the entire internet has already rushed into the top three, I estimate it will reach number one on the trending list early tomorrow morning.]

The next morning, the "I Steal Oil for the Motherland" topic hit the headlines with a popularity of 180 million.

The original video on the Julong Steel official website was downloaded over 12 million times, and the office phones at Julong Steel Factory were almost blown up.

The vast majority were giving likes to Julong Steel, but there were also a few dissidents accusing Julong Steel of twisting the truth.

"What kind of people are criticizing us? Isn't Eagle Sauce soldiers stealing oil standard operating procedure?" Ma Quanlin asked, puzzled.

Lu Shenwei said with a chuckle: "The dissidents are too stupid; record their phone numbers and report them all to the Qinchuan security department."

In case a blind cat happens to catch a dead mouse, he might get 500,000 for free.

Approaching the end of the month, he also had to properly prepare for the visit to the guangyu silent.

Clothes, shoes, and pants all had to be new; dressing up was the only way to be worthy of the aircraft carrier's sea trials.

"Uncle Ma, accompany me to buy some clothes this afternoon."

"Me? Forget it, an old fogey's taste is no good."

"Let me think, if not, I'll go myself."

While Lu Shenwei was speaking, a call from Bai Xiaoying came in.

Miss Bai? That seems like a good choice.

"Thank you, Chairman Lu, for the video you posted last night; my followers surged by over 100,000." Bai Xiaoying beamed with joy.

Lu Shenwei said seriously: "Then how are you going to thank me?"

???

This question stumped Bai Xiaoying; she had just said it casually.

"You... how do you want me to thank you? It wouldn't be..."

"How about accompanying me to buy clothes?"

"Buy clothes? Does Director Lu usually lack clothes to wear?"

"I don't lack them, but there's an event to attend at the end of the month, and I want to be more formal."

He usually wore work clothes at the factory. Lu Shenwei did have clothes, but not many that were particularly high-class; otherwise, he wouldn't have been mistaken for a conference receptionist by Huang Liang before.

"I see, let me think."

Bai Xiaoying's brain turned rapidly, and she suddenly thought of a livestream gimmick.

"Since Director Lu asked, how could Xiao Ying refuse? But how about I start a livestream while accompanying you shopping?"

"Livestream while buying clothes? That wouldn't be appropriate, right?"

Lu Shenwei muttered, and Bai Xiaoying said with a grin: "That's my only request, please."

Bai Xiaoying had already thought of the livestream theme: A Billionaire's Unpretentious Day!

It would definitely be eye-catching, and the kind that would cause an explosion in traffic.

"Alright, see you tomorrow afternoon." Lu Shenwei said casually.