113: walk walk walk

Gao Xiaofan stared with wide eyes at the object hanging from the hook, his whole body momentarily frozen.

Behind him, Qiu Gu's mouth hung open as he subconsciously swallowed hard.

The livestream room's bullet chat was also filled with question marks.

“????”

“????”

“If I hadn't been squatting here all day, I'd definitely think this was scripted~”

“Brother Wo Zi, you're too good at pulling stunts! I'm truly impressed.”

“Is it real? It's a bit hard to see clearly, but if it's real, that's a serious sentence waiting to happen~”

Under the spotlight, an all-black object with a metallic luster swayed continuously with the vibration of the rod tip.

Even though it was covered in mud, it couldn't hide the faint coldness radiating from that metallic sheen.

A gun! And a long gun at that!

Gao Xiaofan held the rods, staring blankly at the long gun swaying in front of him; the hook was caught in a rotten gap in the stock.

Swallowing hard, Gao Xiaofan swung his right arm toward the bank, tossing the gun onto the shore.

After jumping onto the shore, Qiu Gu was still staring blankly at everything that had happened.

He kind of wanted to resign right now.

Gao Xiaofan set the rods aside and rinsed the long gun on the ground with clean water. As the mud and sand washed away, its true appearance was revealed.

The stock was rotten, but the gun body was largely free of rust.

“It's not a toy???”

“This is too illegal. As a military enthusiast, I can tell at a glance it's a replica Type 85 Sniper Rifle!!!”

“This has to be handed in, right?”

“The person upstairs is talking nonsense, it's 100% getting handed in~”

Gao Xiaofan looked speechless and was in a bad mood. Damn it, he pulled this thing on the first day of his Fishing Tour; now he had to hand it in, and all the back-and-forth would waste a lot of time.

But on second thought, it was a good chance to change locations. After all, there hadn't been a single bite here all day, and moving would help increase his Sheathed proficiency and yun jian value.

Gao Xiaofan looked up and saw Qiu Gu still standing there blankly.

“Brother, stop dazing out, hurry up and pack so we can leave~”

Qiu Gu let out an 'ah': “We're not fishing anymore?~”

“How can we keep fishing? We have to hand this thing in first!”

The two of them quickly packed their things, stuffing the tent they had just taken out back inside.

The viewers in the livestream room burst out laughing at this scene.

“Ahahaha, why does it look like Brother Wo Zi is going on the run?~”

“I'm dying, it feels like they're fleeing in panic~”

“Oh boy, I can't take it, pulling stunts on the very first day of the trip~”

“This definitely isn't a script; nobody would dare use this for a script~”

It took them quite a while to pack everything up, and by then, the sky had turned completely dark.

Gao Xiaofan picked up the gun and started fiddling with it. Qiu Gu was so scared he quickly hid to the side. If it could still fire and he got shot, he'd be crying his eyes out.

Gao Xiaofan's left arm was weak and unusable, so he used his right arm to swing the gun onto his shoulder and tossed his head back.

“Move, move, move, let's go faster~”

Qiu Gu held the Gimbal, looking at Gao Xiaofan's posture and then at the bullet chat, nodding in deep agreement.

“This isn't Angler Brother Wo Zi anymore, this look is clearly Desperado Brother Wo Zi!!!”

“Sigh, look at that van, tsk tsk, it's the whole package. If it were a big Jinbei van and he wore a balaclava... who would dare say my Brother Wo Zi is an Angler?”

“I don't fish, so I want to ask, is this really how fishing is done?”

...After the two got into the car, Qiu Gu drove while the livestream was placed on the center console, angled diagonally toward Gao Xiaofan in the passenger seat.

Gao Xiaofan had originally planned to end the stream, but the bullet chat strongly demanded he continue.

“So what if you're not fishing? I've followed you for so long, and you haven't actually fished properly many times anyway~”

“Yeah, yeah, one time it was a corpse, once it was filming fish, once it was a giant turtle. It's not like we're here to watch you fish~”

“Don't you dare close it, keep streaming! I feel like more stunts are coming~ Brother Wo Zi is never short on content! Go for it!!!”

So the livestream had to stay on, but at this moment, Gao Xiaofan wasn't in the mood to interact. His mind was full of self-doubt.

Why was his luck so abysmal?

He couldn't catch a single normal fish, but he never missed out on any bizarre items.

He clearly remembered not choosing the 'Fearless' title!!!

Just then, the car jerked violently. Gao Xiaofan's body swayed with it, and he looked up at Qiu Gu.

Qiu Gu looked to the right with a look of annoyance: “Stop pushing, stop cutting in line.”

Gao Xiaofan followed his gaze and saw a Ford Mustang parked crookedly to the front right of the car, trying to cut in.

The window of the Mustang rolled down, and the music was so loud that even Gao Xiaofan could hear it inside his car. A small bald guy was chewing gum, his body shaking arrogantly as he looked over at them.

Gao Xiaofan shook his head and said nothing. His car's window tint was very dark; no matter how much the guy looked, he wouldn't see anything. What was he posing for?

“If he tries to cut in again later, just let him through. We're out and about, let's avoid trouble.”

Qiu Gu nodded without speaking.

He hadn't noticed the right side just now because his mind was still on Gao Xiaofan's stunt; he hadn't expected a near-collision.

Gao Xiaofan looked ahead; they were already on the main road, no wonder it was a bit congested.

A few minutes later, the stationary cars ahead began to move. Qiu Gu didn't move, leaving the space in front for the Mustang next to them.

As a result, that little bald guy in the Mustang acted like an idiot, bouncing his leg and swaying to the rhythm of the music, refusing to move.

Gao Xiaofan found it truly speechless and waved his hand.

“Forget it, just a dumbass. Let's go.”

Qiu Gu nodded and lightly revved the engine, and the car slowly began to move.

“Vroom~” The roar of an engine came.

The Mustang, which hadn't moved at all, suddenly lunged forward, squeezing in front of Gao Xiaofan's car again.

Qiu Gu slammed on the brakes again, the car body shaking violently. Gao Xiaofan's body lunged forward; if not for the seatbelt, he would have definitely tumbled out.

Gao Xiaofan sighed, suppressing the anger in his heart. He was already frustrated from not catching a single proper fish today, and now he had run into such an idiot.

Seeing the Mustang finally stop idling there, Gao Xiaofan waved his hand.

“Just stay behind him, drive slowly. These young people have short tempers, try to minimize friction.”

He pulled a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, cracked the window, and took a deep drag.

Qiu Gu nodded and glanced at Gao Xiaofan.

Calling others 'young people,' you don't look that old yourself~

But after being together for so long, Qiu Gu had to admit that among his peers, there were very few young people as steady as Gao Xiaofan.

The only thing was, he was just too damn good at pulling stunts.

Before he could take two puffs of the cigarette, a piercing sound of brakes came. Gao Xiaofan's head slammed hard into the gun on his shoulder, making him grimace in pain.

He looked ahead to see the Ford Mustang driving slowly, its brake lights flashing from time to time, even though the road ahead was wide open.

“Xiaofan, are you okay? This guy's doing it on purpose, braking suddenly.”

Gao Xiaofan shook his head: “If he brakes again, don't yield. Crash into him.”

Qiu Gu let out an 'ah,' his mouth hanging wide open.