34: Chapter 34 Mad Water

Li Guidai looked at Yang Qingqing, cleared his throat, and prepared to get down to business: "Alright! Hero Yang! Stop! I have graced Mengchun Brothel with my presence today primarily for two major matters!"

"The first is to introduce you to your sister-in-law, a woman of breathtaking beauty, gentleness, and virtue. I want to broaden your horizons so you realize that there is always something greater beyond what you know!"

He proudly put his arm around Zhuge Yue's slender waist, and Zhuge Yue was amused by his smug appearance, covering her mouth with a light laugh.

"As for the second matter, it is…" Li Guidai deliberately drew out his tone, keeping her in suspense.

However, before he could finish his sentence—

"Bang!!!"

The two relatively sturdy doors of Mengchun Brothel were kicked open violently from the outside! Wood splinters flew everywhere!

Immediately after, an arrogant and overbearing voice, thick with the tone of a spoiled rich kid, drifted in. The voice arrived before the person did:

"Qing'er! My darling sweetheart! Stop hiding from this young master! Let me tell you some earth-shattering good news: my family spent a huge sum of money this time to hire a great expert at the Foundation Establishment Stage!

That foster mother of yours, Yang Xiaoqiao, won't be able to protect you this time! Hehe, today, no matter what you say, you have to come back with me and fulfill this engagement!"

Following the voice, a young playboy dressed in brocade robes, with a sallow complexion and frivolous eyes, walked in with his head held high, strutting with an arrogant gait. Behind him followed a middle-aged cultivator with a haughty expression, hands behind his back, exuding the spiritual pressure of the Foundation Establishment Stage.

This playboy was none other than Li Guidai's former "crony" — Kuang Quanshui!

Kuang Quanshui was fundamentally different from Li Guidai. Li Guidai was at most a "theorist" who had the heart but not the guts, while Kuang Quanshui was someone who really dared to take action, bullying men and oppressing women!

In the past, because Li Guidai's mother, Yang Xiaoqiao, was a person who had the final say in the North District of Ganlu Town, and Kuang Quanshui's father was the boss of the West District, the two could barely be considered to be in the same circle.

But before Yang Xiaoqiao adopted Yang Qingqing, Kuang Quanshui completely looked down on Li Guidai as a "trash" who hadn't even reached the Qi Refining stage. After all, Kuang Quanshui had entered the first level of Qi Refining early on, not to mention that Li Guidai only broke through to the first level of Qi Refining at the age of twenty-two.

As soon as Kuang Quanshui entered the door, his gaze habitually searched for Yang Qingqing first, but the next second, his line of sight was as if stuck by a magnet, pinned firmly onto Zhuge Yue, who was wearing the "Moonlight Firefly Dress" that Li Guidai had upgraded to Yellow-grade High-tier using special techniques!

"Hiss—!"

Kuang Quanshui gasped, his eyes instantly went straight, and drool almost flowed down the corner of his mouth. He shook his head violently, pointed at Zhuge Yue, and shouted at Yang Qingqing:

"Qing… Qing'er! Since when did you hide such a beauty in your Mengchun Brothel?! My god! This… this is simply a fairy descending to earth!"

He immediately changed his mind, a lewd smile appearing on his face:

"Qing'er, our wedding can be postponed until tomorrow! Today, you must arrange this young lady for me properly! Otherwise, believe it or not, I will smash your Mengchun Brothel right now!"

Yang Qingqing watched Kuang Quanshui's ugly display, her chest heaving with anger. She ignored Kuang Quanshui and instead cast her gaze toward Li Guidai, her eyes seeming to say:

"Look! Look at what kind of cronies you used to hang out with! Always causing trouble for me!"

Li Guidai listened to Kuang Quanshui's death-seeking words and, speechless, covered his forehead, unable to bear looking at him.

This idiot, it's really been a few years, and his ability to court death has grown!

Seeing that Yang Qingqing didn't answer, Kuang Quanshui thought she was afraid, and became even more smug, about to continue spouting threats.

However, Yang Qingqing didn't give him a chance to speak again!

Only seeing her figure flash like a ghost, everyone felt a blur before their eyes, and then they heard a shrill, distorted scream!

"Awoo—!!!"

Kuang Quanshui clutched his crotch tightly with both hands, his whole body curled up like a cooked shrimp. His complexion instantly turned from red to white, then from white to green, his eyeballs bulging, and he collapsed directly to the ground, his body twitching violently, emitting discordant wails.

Shattered! And it was a double shattering in both the physical and mental sense!

The Foundation Establishment Stage cultivator who had been hired was stunned; he hadn't reacted at all.

That was it… a kick? And the target was that kind of place? This girl's strike was too ruthless and decisive, right?!

Yang Qingqing calmly withdrew her leg, as if she had just kicked away an annoying little pebble. She looked down at the rolling Kuang Quanshui from above, her voice cold:

"You dare to use such dirty language to insult my sister-in-law?"

Only then did Kuang Quanshui, in the midst of extreme pain, follow Yang Qingqing's gaze and notice Li Guidai, who was standing on the side, looking at him with the eyes of someone watching a fool!

"Li… Li Guidai?!" Kuang Quanshui was sweating profusely from the pain, his face full of disbelief, his eyes widened like copper bells, "You… you trash who is even more useless than me! How is it possible… how is it possible for you to marry such a beautiful wife?

I don't believe it!"

Extreme pain, jealousy, and disbelief caused him to completely lose his sanity. Like many villains in third-rate novels who couldn't survive past three chapters, he let out a furious roar at the hired Foundation Establishment Stage cultivator:

"Trash! Are you fucking blind? I was beaten! How could you not save me?

Hurry! Tie these two women up for me! This young master wants to personally deal with them! Hurry up!"

The Foundation Establishment Stage cultivator frowned deeply, a trace of displeasure flashing across his face.

"A mere Qi Refining stage playboy, even your father has to politely call me 'Fellow Daoist' in front of me. What kind of thing are you, daring to shout at me?" He cursed inwardly.

However, since he had taken money to resolve disasters for others, he still had to do what he was paid for.

He stepped forward, releasing his Foundation Establishment Stage spiritual pressure without reservation, enveloping Yang Qingqing and Zhuge Yue, and said in a deep voice: "Two young ladies, forgive me!"

Yang Qingqing's expression changed. She could feel that the opponent was far beyond her ability to contend with, and she hurriedly shouted to Li Guidai: "You dog! What are you still standing there for! Take your wife and run! Go find foster mother!"

Hearing this familiar term of address and looking at the chaotic scene before him, Li Guidai sighed helplessly, his face filled with an expression of "what a pain."

Instead of running, right in front of everyone's eyes, he reached out and gently patted Zhuge Yue's perky jade buttocks, causing Zhuge Yue's pretty face to instantly flush red, and she glared at him coquettishly.

Then, in the astonished gazes of everyone, Li Guidai stepped forward seemingly casually, as if he just wanted to reason with the other party.

The next second!

"Slap—!"

A crisp but terrifyingly powerful slap resounded throughout the entire Mengchun Brothel!

There was no flashy spiritual light, no complex dharma techniques, just such a simple and unadorned slap.

Then, under the stunned gaze of everyone, the head of that Foundation Establishment Stage cultivator, like a watermelon hit by a sledgehammer—

"Splat!"

Exploded on the spot! Red and white splattered all over the floor!

The headless corpse swayed, then fell to the ground with a "thump," twitched twice, and then there was no more sound.

Throughout the whole process, this poor Foundation Establishment Stage cultivator didn't even have time to state his name before he met his end.

Silence!

Deathly silence!

Inside Mengchun Brothel, except for Zhuge Yue, who had already witnessed part of her husband's strength and remained relatively calm, everyone was as if frozen in place, staring dumbfounded at Li Guidai, who was slowly withdrawing his palm as if he had just swatted a fly.

Yang Qingqing's small mouth was open in an "O" shape, enough to fit an egg. She looked at the headless corpse on the ground, then at the calm and unruffled Li Guidai, her brain completely crashing.

Kuang Quanshui, who was still wailing on the ground, also seemed to have his throat grabbed by someone, his wailing stopping abruptly. He looked at Li Guidai as if he had seen a ghost, his whole body trembling like a sieve, the original severe pain in his crotch seemingly covered by boundless fear.

Li Guidai picked his ear, as if he found the previous explosion too noisy. He scanned the entire room.

Finally, his gaze landed on the terrified Kuang Quanshui. He shrugged helplessly, walked up, patted his face, and said:

"I say, Young Master Kuang… it's been a few years, how have you become so pathetic."