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38: Chapter 38 Wedding
Watching the father and son of the Kuang Family on the ground, synchronized in their posture and their wailing, Li Guidai picked his ear and spoke slowly, his tone brooking no doubt:
"That's enough, stop wailing. You sound like two broken gongs."
"I'm giving the Kuang Family a way out now—submit to me. Follow me, Li Guidai, and I'll guarantee you live the high life... or at the very least, I'll guarantee you keep breathing."
As soon as he finished speaking, Kuang Dalei and Kuang Quanshui, who were previously in agony, seemed to have their meridians instantly cleared. With astonishing tacit understanding and speed, they fell to their knees with a synchronized "thump," their movements uniform, even the way they clutched their crotches looking like a copy-paste job.
The two cried out in unison, their voices choked with tears: "Thank you, Lord Li, for sparing our lives! We submit! We absolutely submit! From now on, you are our heaven and our earth! If you tell us to go east, we will never go west; if you tell us to chase dogs, we will never catch chickens!"
This lightning-fast display of loyalty left Kuang Bingbing, who was still in Li Guidai's arms, stunned. She couldn't help but rub her forehead and complain: "Dad! Little brother! Do you... really have to be so synchronized?! Where is your dignity?!"
Feeling the warmth of Li Guidai's embrace, Kuang Bingbing's cheeks flushed even redder, like a ripe peach. Her voice was as soft as a mosquito's buzz, laced with a hint of shame and entreaty: "Li... Li Guidai! Can... can you let me go first?"
"Oh! Sorry!" Li Guidai seemed to just realize it, putting on an "I forgot" expression, and released her very decisively.
Kuang Bingbing's legs went soft, and she nearly lost her footing. After steadying herself, she bit her lip, hesitated for a moment, and then, with a blushing face, pleaded with Li Guidai in a voice as thin as a gossamer thread:
"Um... can... can you help my father and brother... restore their... manhood? I... the Kuang Family can't... end our lineage here..." By the end, her voice was almost inaudible.
Li Guidai rubbed his chin and flashed a smile that was actually quite punchable: "As for that... it depends on how they perform in the future! If they perform well, everything is negotiable."
"If they don't perform well..." He cast a meaningful glance at the Kuang Family father and son's crotches.
The Kuang Family father and son instantly felt a chill in their crotches and kowtowed like chickens pecking at rice: "Rest assured, Lord Li! We will definitely perform well! We will devote ourselves to you until our dying breath!"
Yang Qingqing, who had watched the whole process from the side, nudged the poised and quiet Zhuge Yue beside her with her elbow and whispered: "Sister-in-law! Look at this scoundrel, flirting with everyone everywhere, he didn't even spare his old rival, Kuang Bingbing! Aren't you angry?"
Upon hearing this, Zhuge Yue maintained a gentle smile on her stunningly beautiful face, though she sighed inwardly: *Sigh, I don't want to either! But who told my husband... his Ancient Kidney Physique is too overbearing, I truly... cannot handle it alone.*
Her smile remained unchanged, and she said softly: "It's fine, as long as your brother-in-law is happy."
Everyone: "..."
Meanwhile, in a pile of trash in the corner, the 5th-level Foundation Establishment sycophant senior brother, who was barely poking half his head out, had witnessed the entire scene and heard the Kuang Family father and son's declaration of surrender!
Watching the scene where his goddess was molested and then "easily forgave" the culprit, and hearing the First Wife say "as long as he is happy," he could no longer hold it in and let out a wail with tears streaming down his face:
"You... you are all having a great time! Having a happy reunion! Who is going to save me?! I'm still stuck in the trash can!"
"Is there anyone who can help me?!" The only response was a few flies startled into flight.
Time flew by, and a month later.
During this month, Li Guidai fully interpreted what it meant to "convince people with virtue."
He drove that flashy Lamborghini, accompanied by his wife Zhuge Yue, who occasionally stepped in to crush everyone on the scene, and Yang Qingqing, who was gradually being boosted to the late stage of Qi Refining with pills and had started to act like a fox exploiting a tiger's might.
They "visited" every family in the four regions of Ganlu Town—north, south, east, and west—that had any strength or dissatisfaction.
The process was mostly the same:
"Either the opposing family head would make an arrogant entrance, only to be taught a lesson by Li Guidai using all sorts of underhanded tricks!"
"Or they would rely on their superior numbers, only to be wiped out by Zhuge Yue with a casual slap or a single glance."
Occasionally, when they encountered a tough nut to crack, Li Guidai would "accidentally" drop a bottle of "explosive qi pill" and then shout "in a panic":
"Oh no! My Golden Core strike is about to fall!" The opponent would immediately cower, kneeling faster than the Kuang Family father and son.
Just like that, under Li Guidai's multi-pronged strategy of "eating soft rice hard," "paving the way with pills," "having the wife hold down the fort," and "intimidating with explosive qi pills," Ganlu Town ushered in an unprecedented era of "peace" and "unification."
All families, whether willing or not, submitted respectfully to Li Guidai on the surface, waiting for the next order.
And today was the joyous day for Li Guidai and Zhuge Yue to hold their make-up wedding!
And today was the day for the founder of the Li Family, the self-proclaimed ruler of Ganlu Town, and the benchmark of the "eating soft rice hard" world!
Comrade Li Guidai and his beautiful and powerful First Wife, Zhuge Yue, had chosen an auspicious day to hold their official wedding!
The entire Ganlu Town was decorated with lanterns and colorful banners, even livelier than the New Year.
Especially the former Mengchun Brothel, now the headquarters of "Yuegui Pavilion," which was decorated magnificently and filled with spiritual energy.
The heads of the various major families who received invitations arrived early with generous gifts, smiling from ear to ear to attend the ceremony, though their hearts were bleeding.