36: Chapter 36 Curry

"Alright, alright, stop daydreaming about you and your old man's 'egg-less future' here!"

Li Guidai shook his leg in disgust, trying to shake off the clingy Kuang Quanshui. "Let's go! Big Brother will take you to see your dad. Let's get you father and son reunited sooner so you can enjoy some family time!"

As he spoke, he swept his divine sense into his storage ring. Accompanied by a low, powerful humming sound, a sleek and cool black metallic figure appeared out of thin air in the center of the Mengchun Brothel lobby!

The object had sharp lines, a low-slung profile, and its entire body shimmered with a cold, metallic luster. The doors, which opened upwards like bat wings on both sides, drew gasps from the crowd. It was none other than the "magically modified cultivation version of a Lamborghini" that Li Guidai had tinkered together based on memories from his past life, combining artifact refining techniques and spirit stone propulsion!

"Holy crap! Th-this... what kind of magical artifact is this? So domineering!" Although Kuang Quanshui had shattered testicles, a man's instinct made his eyes go wide instantly. He even temporarily forgot the pain and struggled, wanting to get closer to touch it.

Li Guidai didn't give him a chance at all. He grabbed him by the back of his collar and, like tossing a sack, neatly stuffed him into the trunk, which didn't look very spacious. With a "bang," he closed the lid! The entire sequence of actions was smooth and practiced; one could tell he hadn't done this just once or twice.

"Stay put!"

Zhuge Yue was long used to this. Her husband could always pull out some strange but inexplicably powerful things.

A gentle smile played on the corners of her lips. She very naturally pulled open the "wing door" on the side called the "passenger seat," sat inside gracefully, and even smoothed out her skirt.

Li Guidai coolly sat in the driver's seat, only to find Yang Qingqing still standing there, mouth agape, staring blankly at this steel monster. She clearly hadn't recovered from the shock of the "brothel turning into a car show in seconds."

"Hey! Hero Yang! What the hell are you doing?"

Li Guidai rolled down the car window, poked his head out, and shouted, "Hurry up and get in! Stop dilly-dallying. Do you still want to accomplish the big task or not?"

Although Yang Qingqing didn't know what an "airplane" was, given the context, it definitely wasn't a compliment. She huffed and walked to the back, trying to learn from Zhuge Yue and pull the door, only to find that this "iron turtle" was smooth, without even a handle!

"How do you get into this piece of junk!" She stomped her feet in anger.

Li Guidai rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers, and the rear door slowly rose upwards.

Yang Qingqing pouted and crawled in. She curiously touched the soft and comfortable leather seat beneath her, then looked at the buttons she couldn't understand around her, feeling as if she had entered some secret mystic realm.

At this moment, she saw Li Guidai pull out something black with two black circular lenses from who knows where and place it on the bridge of his nose in a very flashy manner. Instantly, that sleazy aura of his added a few points of inexplicable... punchability.

Seeing she was seated, Li Guidai's entire temperament instantly switched from "sleazy live-in son-in-law" to "playboy car god of the cultivation world."

Yang Qingqing saw this and wasn't having it: "Hey! You dog! Why do you get one? Get me one too!"

Li Guidai pretended not to hear her and pressed his finger on a jade panel inlaid with spirit stones on the center console.

Zhuge Yue, beside him, smiled slightly. As if performing a magic trick, she took out a pair of women's sunglasses with a more delicate and exquisite style from her storage bracelet and handed them to Yang Qingqing in the back seat: "Little Sister, use this pair of mine."

"Thank you, Sister-in-law!" Yang Qingqing immediately beamed, took the sunglasses, and clumsily put them on. Then, she smugly huffed at the back of Li Guidai's head, "Unlike some people, heartless and stingy!"

Li Guidai acted as if he hadn't heard anything, though a wicked smile curled the corners of his lips. He reached out and pressed a button, and immediately, music with a strong rhythm, a demonic melody, and a hint of cheekiness began to play inside the car:

"La la la la la la la, Curry Curry Curry Curry~~"

Immediately following that, a voice they were intimately familiar with—it was Li Guidai himself—began to sing in an extremely cocky and off-key tone:

"Get up and shout out loud! At the critical moment, the score is down by three points! Three points, hand raised and the blade falls! Your wild, arrogant, and cool three-pointer—!"

This singing sounded like it carried a mental attack, causing Yang Qingqing, who had just put on the sunglasses, to stumble and nearly slide off the "seat."

Yang Qingqing: "???"

What kind of thing is this?! The lyrics are weird, and the tune is even weirder! But inexplicably... it's kind of catchy?

Before she could react, Li Guidai slammed his foot on the "gas pedal"!

And Li Guidai, amidst this demonic background music that pierced the ears, slammed his foot on the "gas pedal"!

"Vroom—Boom!!"

The Lamborghini let out a violent roar, like a black beast off its leash, instantly crashing through the gate of the Mengchun Brothel, which had just been repaired not long ago...

It transformed into a streak of black light, speeding towards the Kuang Family in the West District at a speed comparable to a Foundation Establishment Great Circle cultivator flying at full power!

"Ahhhhhhh—!"

In the back seat, Yang Qingqing's scream instantly drowned out the demonic "Curry" song. She felt as if she were being pressed firmly against the seat by an invisible hand. The scenery outside the window retreated crazily, blurring into a patch of colorful blocks, and her soul was about to fly out of her throat!

In the trunk, accompanied by the bumps and the demonic music piercing his ears, came Kuang Quanshui's weak and intermittent wails: "Li... Brother Li... slow... slow down... I... I think... I'm really going to... pee myself... it didn't get stuck this time..."

The streak of black light, accompanied by the demonic "Curry Curry" divine song and the trio from inside and outside the car!

"The proud humming from the driver's seat, the terrified screams from the back seat, and the collapsing wails from the trunk," all the way, it whipped up dust into the sky, rushing straight to the West District with extreme arrogance!

On the streets of Ganlu Town, pedestrians turned to look one after another, staring dumbfounded at this steel monster they had never seen before as it sped past, leaving behind that strange singing and dust, left in a mess in the wind.

"Did... did something just fly past?"