260: Chapter 260 What a waste! How can watermelon rinds be wasted?
Inside the Dragon Country Live Stream Room, the Kimchi Country viewers watching the stream were getting frantic.
"Who eats watermelon like that?"
"Exactly! Who on earth eats watermelon that way?"
The Dragon Country Masses: "???"
"How else are you supposed to eat watermelon?"
"If you're sick, go to the hospital. Don't come to our Dragon Country Live Stream Room to act crazy."
The Kimchi Country Masses:
"Hah, 'if you're sick, go to the hospital'? That's hilarious."
"You guys don't seriously think watermelon rind is inedible, do you?"
"An Ke just threw away the watermelon rind after eating the fruit. That's such a waste of a good thing!"
"At a time when resources are so scarce, people like him should be sentenced."
"That's right! Don't you know pickled watermelon rind is delicious?"
"Oh, come on! Forgive them. The Dragon Country is just a bunch of Barbarians.
The method for pickling watermelon rind is so difficult. How can you expect a bunch of Barbarians to know how to pickle watermelon?"
"Hahaha! I agree with both hands and both feet raised!"
"..."
The utterly preposterous statements from Kimchi Country had the Dragon Country Masses laughing in disbelief.
It was true! In these times of scarce supplies, edible things like watermelon rind really shouldn't be wasted.
But An Ke is inside the game! There's no resource scarcity inside the game.
What right do those Kimchi Country folks have to comment?
"Damn, they really made me laugh."
"So it's true that anger can make you laugh."
"Hey! You sibals, after our Dragon Country gets the Thousand Times Materialization of watermelon, want us to sell you the rinds?"
Kimchi Country: "Yes, yes!"
"Holy crap! The speed of that attitude change has me speechless."
"Do you Kimchi Country people have any shame at all?"
"I've never seen someone so shameless."
"Hahaha! In the past, we used to feed watermelon rinds to our pigs."
"When the time comes, we'll reluctantly toss some your way, you sibals."
"..."
Some people even dug up and posted videos from the old era showing watermelons being fed to pigs.
Just to show the Kimchi Country Masses.
However, what was unexpected was that Kimchi Country was even more stubborn than the Dragon Country Masses had imagined.
"You dare show a staged video?"
"Hilarious! Don't you know this video was proven by our Kimchi Country media to be staged back in the old era?"
"In the old era, you guys couldn't even afford tea eggs, how could you possibly afford watermelons?
Let alone feed them to pigs?"
"It's so funny. If our ancestors hadn't passed watermelons to you in ancient times, would you even have watermelons to eat?"
"..."
The stubbornness and ignorance of Kimchi Country's citizens were beyond imagination.
Even some Foreigners couldn't stand watching anymore.
Mao Xiong: "You South Korea folks, stop talking nonsense. When Dragon Country was founded, you were still up in the trees."
White Goose: "Stop arguing. Kimchi Country is number one in the world, with advanced technology in the old era."
"In the old era, our Dragon Country buddies might not have even left the province in a few hours, while Kimchi Country folks could tour their entire country in a few hours."
"..."
It wasn't just Mao Xiong and White Goose who stepped forward.
Even Dog Tycoon, Samba, and other countries stepped up one after another to criticize South Korea.
Even some from Lighthouse Country couldn't stand it and came out to curse Kimchi Country.
The Kimchi Country Masses were furious, but there was nothing they could do.
After all, people from Lighthouse Country were among them. They couldn't very well criticize their daddy's family, could they?
"What a loyal dog!"
"Tsk tsk tsk! Here, boy!"
"..."
However, when dealing with Kimchi Country, the most lethal tactic was still posting the "gotcha" picture.
An instant kill!
Inside the live stream.
An Ke and his group ate until their mouths were slick with juice.
Animals like the monkeys, Hamster, and Parrot were fine; their small size meant they wouldn't eat too much.
At most, they'd eat one watermelon.
But A'Giao, Tiger and Leopard, and the Barbarians were different.
One bite and half a watermelon was gone. They ate watermelons like snacks.
Especially the Old Crocodile Couple. One bite and a whole watermelon would burst, juice flying everywhere.
It splattered all over, and the animals nearby were "unfortunately" caught in the crossfire.
King Kong, his face splattered, couldn't help but turn his head to look at Old Crocodile.
He opened his mouth and said, "Hey, old man?"
"Did you just... facial me?"
Outside, in the live broadcast room.
"What the hell kind of 'facial' is that?!"
"I've decided. From now on, I won't let my kids watch the stream."
"With that Flirty Bird around, this stream is R-rated!"
"By the way, you sibals, watermelon juice is splattered all over the ground. Hurry up and go lick it."
"..."
Inside the live stream.
The Barbarians ate watermelon just as fiercely.
As they ate, they praised how delicious watermelons were.
Definitely the best summer fruit.
Beside them, An Ke, eating his watermelon, completely agreed.
It was just a shame there was no ice to chill it. That would have been perfect.
The Barbarians finished their watermelons in three bites, then casually tossed the rinds aside.
This scene broke the Kimchi Country viewers, grinding their teeth in frustration.
Such waste!!
At this moment, inside the live stream.
Tiger Mom noticed her child devouring the watermelon, not caring at all about swallowing the seeds.
He swallowed every single one.
In contrast, Little Wild Leopard ate very carefully, spitting out each watermelon seed one by one.
This couldn't help but make Tiger Mom frown.
She had just said that swallowing seeds would make watermelons grow in your belly, precisely to prevent her child from wolfing it down.
Had her own child not listened at all?
She couldn't help but say, "Aren't you afraid watermelons will grow in your belly later?"
Gas Can lifted its head from the watermelon, its face covered in red juice.
It tilted its head. "Mommy, why should I be afraid?"
"I *want* watermelons to grow in my belly."
Hearing this, Tiger Mom was speechless, a black line seeming to form on her forehead.
She didn't understand what madness had taken her child.
Why would he want watermelons growing in his belly?
Just as she was puzzled, she heard Gas Can say with a grin:
"Watermelon is so yummy. If it grows in my belly,
I can eat watermelon forever!"
Tiger Mom was utterly stumped, rendered speechless.
She gritted her teeth, wanting to say something, but in the end could only let out a silent sigh.
An Ke, nearby, also heard Gas Can's words.
He inwardly exclaimed at the profound logic.
Why hadn't he thought of that when he was a kid in his previous life?
One could only say Gas Can's train of thought was also quite unique.
As more and more watermelon rinds piled up on the ground.
At this moment, the third condition for the Thousand Times Materialization of watermelons was finally met.
[Dragon Country Player Number One An Ke has completed the condition 'Pick 50 watermelons and eat them within 20 minutes.'
Relevant reward: Thousand Times Materialization.
Dragon Country will receive a Thousand Times Materialization of 1000 identically sized watermelon fields, with a harvest once per month.]
Hearing the [National Fortune Game] announcement, An Ke's expression remained calm.
Easy peasy!
Outside, in the live broadcast room!
The entire Dragon Country Masses erupted in joy!
"Hahaha! Finally, the Thousand Times Materialization!"
"Just like Boss An said, easy peasy!"
"Oh my! No difficulty at all. Feels kinda boring, honestly."
"Yeah! No challenge. Bland, tasteless, uninteresting!"
"..."
The words of the Dragon Country Masses broke many Foreigners.
Especially those from Kimchi Country.
A Thousand Times Materialization of monthly-producing watermelon fields was painful enough for the Foreigners, and now Dragon Country was being all *flexible* about it?
"Unfair!!!"
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