299: Chapter 299: The Husky Pointing at People Emoji!
"Er Ha?!"
"What's that?"
"It's a type of dog, the psychopath of the canine world. It looks very stupid."
"Is that so? But that Black-Haired Wolf King doesn't look stupid; instead, he looks a bit fierce and mighty."
"Could it be because he's always facing away from us?"
"He couldn't be a dog, right? Could the Wolf Pack really not tell if the other party is a dog or not?"
"..."
Just then, a National Fortune Announcement appeared:
【Achievement: Make the Husky realize that he is actually a dog.
Completing the achievement will grant a reward.】
【Thousand Times Materialization Wolf Pack Conditions: Umm...】
【Complete the Thousand Times Materialization Wolf Pack: Materialize an obedient Wolf Pack of the same scale a thousand times over, and their learning ability will be increased by a hundredfold!】
In the live broadcast room, the audience was amused.
"Did Boss An just stun the 'Game Officials'?"
"Hahaha! The materialization conditions just appeared, and Boss An has already completed them."
"This 'umm' is very expressive."
"Good heavens! Wolves are already extremely intelligent animals. Now they are obedient, and their learning ability is increased by a hundredfold.
How terrifying would these materialized wolves be?"
"It's no exaggeration to say that if humans weren't around and you dropped wolves like this on a planet, they would quickly become the planet's overlords."
"If it weren't for the word 'obedient,' I'd honestly be terrified of this Thousand Times Materialization Wolf Pack."
"Didn't you guys see the achievement earlier? That Black-Haired Wolf King really isn't a wolf; he's a dog."
"Looking at him like that, he probably doesn't even know he's a dog himself."
"If he's exposed as a dog, will he have a breakdown?"
"It's possible! The more someone likes to act cool, the more they tend to suffer a fatal blow."
"..."
Inside the broadcast.
An Ke smiled; as expected, that Black-Haired Wolf King was a Husky.
He looked up, searching for the Black-Haired Wolf King, and found him, Jin Gang, and A Giao currently holding three small twigs.
They went to the savages to borrow fire, and then, amidst Jin Gang's incessant chatter, they stuck them into the ground.
The three animals were very serious as they bowed to Heaven and Earth together.
An Ke was beyond speechless.
It would be one thing if they were humans, but seeing three animals perform such a maneuver looked awkward no matter how you sliced it.
Shaking his head, An Ke planned to address the achievement task given to him by the National Fortune Game.
He also intended to let Er Ha and the Wolf Pack serve as his guides.
At first, An Ke was willing to mediate for the Wolf Pack because he wanted to switch 'guides.'
He had discovered that the trees ahead were all intact; only the trees in this nearby area had been gnawed by the Beavers.
This meant that the Beaver couple's furthest range of activity only reached this point.
How could they continue to be guides for their group like that?
So, An Ke set his sights on the Wolf Pack.
Soon, An Ke arrived in front of the 'Three Brothers of the Peach Garden.'
When Jin Gang and A Giao saw An Ke coming over, they immediately became well-behaved and proactively greeted him.
An Ke waved his hand, ignoring these two.
Instead, he looked at Er Ha.
He saw Er Ha with his butt facing him, but his tone was respectful, even a bit flattering: "Excellency, you've come!"
An Ke had no expression on his face as he spoke calmly:
"Turn around!"
Hearing this, Er Ha got a bit anxious, "Excellency, there's... there's no need, right?"
"In our Wolf Pack, those of higher status can sniff the butts of those of lower status whenever they want."
"So, by facing away from you, you can completely take it as my trust and respect for you."
"My butt, you can sniff it as much as you like."
Lines of frustration appeared on An Ke's forehead.
He spoke in a cold tone: "I'll give you three seconds!"
Although Er Ha was very reluctant, he still obediently turned around.
When he faced An Ke directly, he couldn't help but stick out his tongue.
Moreover, his tongue was hanging out to the side while his eyes widened.
His wide eyes had round black pupils surrounded by light blue irises, making it look like he had a lot of white in his eyes.
At this moment, he looked exactly like a happy dog seeing its master, his tail wagging frantically behind him.
He was truly a Husky through and through.
That aura of the Black-Haired Wolf King from just now vanished instantly.
Outside, in the live broadcast room.
"This dog is way too stupid, isn't he?"
"I finally understand why he wanted to keep his back to people."
"If he doesn't face away, he just makes people want to laugh."
"Hahaha! Exactly, that 'brain-dead' and silly aura came out in an instant."
"I can't understand why Huskies look so stupid."
"The reason is very simple!"
In the program, Professor Wu's little science classroom began once more:
"The reason Huskies look so silly every time they stare is that they lack the 'eyebrow muscle.'"
"Don't look down on this simple little muscle; it's what controls the size of the eyes."
"Since Huskies lack this eyebrow muscle, if they want to open their eyes wide, they need to rely on the forehead muscles to pull the eye sockets open."
"That's why they look so goofy and hilarious."
"..."
Inside the broadcast.
An Ke suddenly said to the Husky in front of him: "Look up at me, and then use your paw to point at me."
"Huh?"
Er Ha was stunned by An Ke's inexplicable words.
"Excellency, what do you plan to do?"
An Ke naturally didn't explain that he was thinking of a meme from his past life, and simply said:
"Just do it quickly!"
Although Er Ha found it bizarre, he still did as An Ke said.
And so, a famous meme was born: Husky pointing.jpg.
Unfortunately, because it was a paw, it lacked a bit of the original flavor.
An Ke forcibly suppressed a loud laugh, patted Er Ha's dog head, and organized his words to speak:
"Er Ha, have you ever thought..."
"Why do you look different from the other wolves?"
"Other wolves have gray fur with gradients, while you have black fur that turns into white fur without any transition?"
Er Ha lifted his chin, "I... of course I know why I'm different."
Oh? Could it be that this guy already knew he was a dog?
"Excellency, it's because I was born different from other wolves."
"I am the Wolf of Destiny!"
"This life is destined to leave a name in the history of the wolf world."
An Ke covered his face. Fine! It seemed he had still overestimated his intelligence.
This guy's logic was truly 'Er'...
Originally, An Ke planned to be a bit more tactful, fearing that Er Ha might not be able to accept it after finding out he was a dog and might do something drastic.
But in order not to delay progress, An Ke decided to say it directly.
If Er Ha's 'Dao heart' collapsed then, he would use Natural Affinity to forcibly make him full of hope for life.
After making up his mind, An Ke said bluntly to the Husky:
"Er Ha, you are actually a dog, not a wolf."
As the words left his mouth, Er Ha went blank.
At the same time, the other surrounding animals all turned their heads to look.
Including the Wolf Pack.
"What did His Excellency just say?"
"Our Wolf King isn't a wolf, but a dog?"
"It's actually possible. I felt his scent wasn't quite right before..."
"He always said before it was because he was the chosen one, so his scent was a bit different."
"In other words, we've been treating a dog as our Wolf King this whole time?!"
"This..."
"This is way too embarrassing for our Wolf Clan, isn't it?"
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