39: What's up with the male guests in Chapter 39? They're all so unreliable!
Before long, Director Zhou quickly raised the megaphone.
"Good! Congratulations to the second group, the CP combination of Shen Qingxue and Lu Li, for successfully clearing the obstacles! The final time is—"
He deliberately dragged out his tone, sweeping his gaze across the audience to deliberately keep everyone in suspense.
"Six minutes and thirty-two seconds!"
As soon as this number came out, the scene fell silent for half a second, and then sparse exclamations sounded.
Xu Hao widened his eyes and subconsciously glanced at Lin Yu beside him. Lin Yu's expression did not look too good either.
Six and a half minutes.
Watching from below, they felt that this group ran quite steadily, but they really didn't expect it to be so fast.
You must know that for the group of Zhou Yichen and Su Qing, just the first level dawdled for almost five minutes, and until the end, they didn't even finish half of the checkpoints.
As for Shen Qingxue and Lu Li, they had almost zero rework throughout the entire process and rushed through it directly.
This gap was not just a little bit.
"Impressive."
Lin Mo leaned against the back of the chair in the rest area, rarely taking the initiative to give an evaluation.
On the other side, Su Qing was wrapped in a towel, the hair dryer in her hand was still on, but her gaze kept staring at the scoreboard over there.
Six minutes and thirty-two seconds.
She looked at Zhou Yichen, who was still blowing his hair beside her, pursed the corners of her mouth, and said nothing, but the hint of disappointment in the depths of her eyes could not be hidden no matter what.
Zhou Yichen didn't have much reaction, still holding the hair dryer to dry his hair, as if this result had nothing to do with him at all.
But as long as one was careful, they could find that the fingers holding the hair dryer were exerting slight force.
Inside the live broadcast room, the netizens had completely boiled over.
[Six and a half minutes! Fuck! I thought it would take at least ten minutes!]
[The Goddess is a real big thigh, Lu Li hugs it well]
[You can't say that either, Lu Li didn't hold back, right? Almost zero mistakes throughout the whole process, and that time he fell into the water, he immediately climbed back up.]
[Exactly, the two cooperated quite well, one paving the way and the other finishing up.]
[Lmao, compared with Zhou Yichen's group, there is no harm without comparison.]
[Stop stepping on one to elevate another, leave some face for Zhou Yichen.]
[Does he still have face? It was lost long ago.]
There was laughter and cheer in the live broadcast room, but the atmosphere at the scene became tense because of the next segment.
Director Zhou cleared his throat and raised the megaphone.
"Good! Next, the third group, Xu Hao and Lin Yu, please get ready!"
Xu Hao jumped up from the chair, stretched his limbs, and looked eager to try.
"It's finally my turn! Watch me!"
Lin Yu followed behind him. Although there was a sweet smile on her face, a hint of nervousness was clearly hidden in the depths of her eyes.
This kind of segment was obviously not very friendly to girls, coupled with the disheveled look after falling into the water...
Then what was the meaning of her waking up early in the morning to put on makeup?
Before long, the two walked to the starting line and stood still.
Xu Hao lowered his head to glance at Lin Yu's shoes—sneakers, no problem. Then he glanced at his own shoes—professional running shoes, also no problem.
"Don't be nervous, follow me, I'll fly you."
Xu Hao patted his chest, his tone full of confidence.
Lin Yu nodded and responded with a smile.
"Mhm! Then I'll leave it to you."
The netizens in the live broadcast room started joining in the fun again at this time.
[With Xu Hao's confidence, just don't flip over like Zhou Yichen when the time comes.]
[He can cook more or less, his physical strength shouldn't be bad, right?]
[What the hell with cooking, he is the first existence I've ever seen in a program feeding shit to other guests!]
[Alright, alright, everyone stop reverse-jinxing, let's just wait and see the result directly later.]
Director Zhou's countdown ended quickly, and the two rushed out.
Xu Hao's starting speed was indeed fast, and in a few steps, he rushed to the front of the roller area.
He didn't hesitate and stepped on the first roller with one foot.
Then...
Splash! Water splattered everywhere.
Xu Hao plunged his whole body into the water, and the splashed water directly smeared Lin Yu's face.
Lin Yu stood at the starting point, completely dumbfounded.
"Xu Hao!"
She shouted, subconsciously wanting to reach out and pull him, but Xu Hao was already flailing in the pool.
The staff hurriedly went over to help and fished Xu Hao out of the water.
Xu Hao wiped the water from his face, his expression somewhat dumbfounded.
"No... why is this roller so slippery?"
Lin Yu beside him twitched the corners of her mouth, not knowing what to say.
Didn't you just say you were going to fly me? Why did you fly away first? That wasn't very authentic of you.
The netizens in the live broadcast room instantly exploded with laughter.
[Hahahaha is this the legendary 'flying me'?]
[Flew, indeed flew, flew directly into the water.]
[Xu Hao: I flew, what about you? Lin Yu: What are you rushing for, I haven't even gotten on board yet.]
[I'm dying of laughter, what is up with this batch of male guests, each one is more unreliable than the last.]
[At least Zhou Yichen lasted a few seconds, Xu Hao didn't even hold on for a single second.]
[Y'all stop laughing, what if they can make a comeback later?]
Comeback?
Xu Hao's subsequent performance directly taught netizens a lesson. Comeback? Heh, it would be impossible to make a comeback in this lifetime!
That's right, the first few checkpoints he and Lin Yu stumbled through, and the number of times they entered the water was no less than Zhou Yichen's.
Lin Yu was the same, following Xu Hao into the water from time to time, which was jokingly called by netizens as proof that the legendary dying for love actually exists.
This scene finally broke the floodgates for the starved-wolf netizens who had been aggrieved for two checkpoints, directly feasting their eyes.
Until the final time was up, the two still failed to clear the obstacles.
Anyway, the two of them were already dumbfounded.
When did the Program Team start offering all-you-can-drink water?
But the gratifying thing was that their progress was a bit better than Zhou Yichen's group, having run through at least two-thirds of the checkpoints.
When Director Zhou announced the scores, Xu Hao and Lin Yu were not only panting and soaked all over, but their hair was also plastered to their faces in strands.
That grievance seemed to be felt even across the screen.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were amused by this scene.
[I thought Xu Hao was so awesome, but it turns out to be just this?]
[I'm dying of laughter, the grievance of these two is probably more resentful than a female ghost.]
[Although the two of them didn't clear the level, at least they were better than Zhou Yichen, right? Zhou Yichen didn't even run half of it.]
[That's true, Zhou Yichen's group was simply a disaster—no wait, it was Zhou Yichen, this drag-down.]
Director Zhou glanced at the time, and then glanced at the last remaining group.
"Good! The fourth group, Lin Mo and Chen Wenwen, please get ready!"
Lin Mo stood up from the chair and leisurely straightened his collar.
Chen Wenwen followed behind him, her expression a bit apprehensive.
"Lin Mo, do you think we can make it through?"
Lin Mo glanced at her, his expression still calm.
"Let's try."
These two words sounded very understated, but Chen Wenwen didn't know why, she inexplicably felt a little more at ease.
The two walked to the starting line and stood still.
The netizens in the live broadcast room began to be pessimistic at this time.
[I think this group is hanging by a thread, Lin Mo doesn't look like the athletic type, and Chen Wenwen is also quiet and gentle.]
[Indeed, it's estimated to be about the same as the previous two groups, falling into the water is booked in advance.]
[I bet fifty cents, they won't even get past the rotating rollers.]
[Stop reverse-jinxing, what if they have a surprise?]
[Hahaha, I just love watching contrasts.]
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