20: Chapter 20 My Celestial Venerable pride will never accept your charity!

Half an hour later.

The top luxury shopping mall in the city center.

Chen Fan stood in front of the blindingly bright glass doors of the men's clothing store, catching a glimpse of the six-digit price tag on a shirt inside, and his legs went slightly weak.

He swallowed hard, secretly tugging at the corner of Chen Xuening's suit jacket, and lowered his voice:

"Eldest Sister, how about... changing places? It's too expensive here."

"..."

Just a single piece of clothing was enough for him to run food deliveries for a whole year without eating or drinking.

Having grown up this big, he had never stepped foot through the doors of such a luxury store before.

"What's so expensive about it?" Chen Xuening glanced at him with a flat tone, "The Young Master of the Chen family should be wearing clothes of this tier."

"Usually, we also often bring Xiao Ci over here to buy things!"

"Rest assured one hundred percent, we won't play favorites! Whatever he has, you will have too!"

"..."

The original intention of these words was to say that they treated both younger brothers equally and wouldn't mistreat Chen Fan just because he was recognized back into the family later.

Nor would they be partial as he said in his inner voice.

But right as the words fell.

That cold voice suddenly exploded in his mind, carrying undisguised mockery and disgust!

[Heh, the fox's tail is finally showing.]

[Going around in circles, you still can't forget your precious fake younger brother, can you?]

[And you specifically mentioned often bringing that Fake Young Master here to buy things? So full of Yin and Yang! Isn't this just a roundabout way to show off your deep sisterly affection to This Immortal Venerable?]

[Heh, in the past life, This Immortal Venerable indeed... indeed foolishly envied him, envying how the Fake Young Master could openly and honestly wear the clothes you bought and stand by your sides.]

[And now?]

[Mere mortal family affection, does it even deserve to enter this Immortal Venerable's Dharma Eye?]

[In this lifetime, This Immortal Venerable will cut off all Karma with you!]

[Even if I am stark naked and running around the streets bare, This Immortal Venerable will never wear even half a piece of clothing bought by you! ! !]

[Just thinking about it makes This Immortal Venerable feel sick!]

[This isn't a gift, it's charity, it's humiliation!]

[Wearing it on my body, This Immortal Venerable would even disdain it for being tainted by your mortal turbid Qi and defiling my immortal body!]

[You want to force This Immortal Venerable to owe a favor by buying clothes and get entangled in this mortal Karma? Impossible! Don't even think about it!]

[This Immortal Venerable's proud bones of an Immortal Venerable will absolutely never accept your charity! ! ! ! !]

A series of words came crashing down, filled with righteous indignation, as if suffering a grievance of heavenly proportions.

Chen Fan: "..."

He listened until his temples were throbbing fiercely.

Big brother, are you alright?

The sisters kindly brought me to buy clothes and even specifically explained that they brought me to the same brand-name store as the Fake Young Master.

This shows that in their hearts, they already treat me like a biological younger brother.

How did it become Yin and Yang, showing off sisterly affection, and humiliating self-esteem in your mouth?

You won't even wear them if you run naked?

You're so noble! You're so amazing! ! !

You don't care for it! I care for it! ! !

At first glance, this material looks ridiculously comfortable; I've never worn such good clothes in my life! ! !

If this also counts as humiliation?

Believe it or not, people all over the world would queue up waiting to be humiliated, okay!

Chen Fan rolled his eyes heavily in his heart, but on the surface, he still maintained a shy and restrained look.

But he didn't know.

The faces of the four sisters opposite him had already turned mostly black with anger.

Very well!

A dog biting Lü Dongbin! Failing to recognize a good heart!

Taking him out of good intentions to buy clothes turned into humiliation instead?

Feeling disgusted just wearing clothes bought by us?

Won't even wear them running naked, right?

The proud bones of an Immortal Venerable, right?

Fine! [ ○ ･ ｀ Д ´ ･ ○ ] ! ! !

Today, we simply must give you a good "humiliation"! ! !

The four sisters exchanged glances, sparks flying, and instantly reached a consensus.

Chen Xuening turned her head, looked at Chen Fan, her smile undiminished, and said in a gentle voice:

"Xiao Fan! Come on, don't just stand there! See if there are any styles you like."

"..."

Even though she said that, her hand had already raised.

She waved casually and lightly at the shopping guide assistant who had been respectfully waiting nearby.

"This one, this one, and that row over there, we don't want them."

"Everything else, pack it all up."

"..."

The shopping guide assistant was stunned for a moment, then her eyes lit up, and her voice rose by several octaves:

"Alright! Young Miss Chen! We will arrange it immediately!"

"..."

Chen Fan hadn't recovered from the domineering line "Pack it all up" yet when he saw the four sisters splitting into several routes to sweep through the store.

Chen Xingyue moved the fastest, not even looking as she pointed her small finger at a row of brand-name underwear on the wall and chattered noisily:

"This piece, this piece, and that piece... all hook them down for me!"

"Mhm... forget it, no need to take them down, I don't even know what size Chen Fan wears!"

"I want the whole wall, take them home for my younger brother to try on slowly!"

"..."

Chen Yutong was gentle and soft.

But her hands weren't slow either, pointing at a set of haute couture suits on the mannequin and saying:

"Wrap up this one, the light-colored one next to it, and that row in the back."

"..."

Even the most social-phobic Chen Nianan mustered her courage, hugged her drawing board, moved in front of a row of ties and belts, and looked at them carefully for a moment.

Then she pointed at the most expensive ones and whispered to the guide:

"I want all of these... as well."

"..."

Chen Fan was completely numb all over.

He watched the shopping guide assistants shuttle back and forth like butterflies, their hands quickly piling up mountain-like bags of clothing packaging, his mind buzzing!

Any random piece cost hundreds of thousands!

Adding up all the clothes in this room, how much would that cost?!

He felt his heart twitching.

"Sisters! Enough is enough! It's really too much!"

"I can't finish wearing them! There's simply no way I can wear them all! ! ! !"

"..."

Chen Fan hurriedly rushed up, trying to stop the four sisters who were clearing out the shelves,

Buying these back, even changing into a new set every day would allow him to wear different ones for more than half a year without repeating.

Chen Xuening turned back and smiled at him, her tone remaining unshakable.

"If you can't finish wearing them, just leave them there. It doesn't matter if you throw one away after wearing it for a day."

"My biological younger brother must wear the best and newest things."

"..."

Chen Yutong helped him straighten his collar, her tone warm:

"It's very normal for a boy to have a little more clothes! Better safe than sorry!"

"..."

Chen Nianan stood aside with her arms crossed, letting out a soft "Mhm" to indicate agreement.

Chen Xingyue, on the other hand, held her nose high in the air and said pointedly:

"Hah, what is this little bit! We used this same array when buying for Jing Ci before. You are our biological younger brother; surely you can't be worse than him?"

"Otherwise, what if you think we are biased and curse us from head to toe in your heart?"

"..."

Hearing this, Chen Fan's nose soured.

The sisters are truly too good to me! ┭ ┮ ﹏ ┭ ┮

So touched ~ ( Ĭ ^ Ĭ ) ~ ~ ~

The shopping guide nearby looked on with envy, smiling as she packed things:

"Mr. Chen, your sisters are really so good to you!"

"I've worked here for over a decade, and I've almost never seen sisters who pamper their younger brother this much."

"..."

Chen Fan nodded vigorously, his eye sockets turning red, and his voice somewhat choked up:

"Mhm! The sisters are the best sisters in the whole world!"

"..."

[My ass good! ! ! ! !]

[This is humiliation! ! ! ! ! ! Naked, unadulterated humiliation! ! ! ! ! !]

[This Immortal Venerable said no, no, no! ! ! ! !]

[Are you deaf? ? ? Can you not understand human language? ? ?]

[You just had to buy them, had to buy them, had to buy them! ! ! ! !]

[Knowing full well that This Immortal Venerable disdains these worldly vulgarities, you insist on forced buying and selling! Cramming them forcefully onto This Immortal Venerable! ! ! ! ! !]

[Using this to flaunt your sense of superiority! ! ! ! !]

[Toying with This Immortal Venerable's self-esteem! ! ! ! !]

[Trampling on This Immortal Venerable's bottom line! ! ! ! !]

[Unprecedented humiliation! ! ! ! ! Utter and complete humiliation! ! ! ! !]

[You just wait for This Immortal Venerable! Once This Immortal Venerable's cultivation recovers, I will definitely make you pay! ! ! ! ! !]

Listening to the impotent, furious voice in their minds, the corners of the four sisters' mouths curved higher and higher.

Awesome.

So awesome.

For daring to curse us as idiots?

For daring to curse us as bootlickers?

For daring to say our things are trash!

For daring to say we are biased towards the Fake Young Master!

You don't want our gifts?

We insist on giving them! And we'll buy the best ones to give! ! !

Piss you off! Piss you off! Piss you off! ! !

Whether you are truly an Immortal Venerable reborn or not! Your Eldest Sister is still your Eldest Sister!

Just a little younger brother, and you still want to rebel?

At this very moment.

The store was brightly lit with fragrant clothes and fluttering shadows, sisters being affectionate and younger brother being filial, full of harmonious joy.

Chen Fan lowered his head, moved to the point where his eye sockets turned red, feeling that he was the happiest younger brother in the whole world!

The four sisters stood aside smiling.

Watching their own younger brother who said one thing but meant another, but was actually furious, cursing up a storm in his heart, yet completely helpless against them and forced to endure it with tears in his eyes!

They only felt a wave of relief inside their hearts! ! !

Even several shopping guides were grinning from ear to ear because they received a handsome commission.

Everyone was ecstatic and overjoyed.

Only a certain immortal venerable voice pack was breaking down alone, blowing its top alone, and raging impotently alone.

Unfortunately, 0 people cared.

Except for Chen Fan who occasionally silently grumbled in his heart:

"Hao-ge, you're so noisy."

"Can you be a bit quieter and not affect me and the sisters in building our relationship?"