7: Chapter 7 Today is a good day~~~ Everything I wish for will come true~~~

He watched Nanny Liu's back disappear around the corner of the staircase.

Only then did Wang Xiaoyun turn around, walk over to Chen Fan, and hold his hand again.

The sharp Aura she displayed while scolding Nanny Liu a moment ago was completely gone.

In its place was a gentle, almost timid comfort.

"Xiao Fan, don't take it to heart."

"You are the young master of the Chen family, Mom and Dad's good son."

"In this house, no one gets to give you cold looks."

"If anyone dares to bully you in the future, no matter who it is, tell Mom directly. Mom will vent your frustration for you."

"..."

Chen Jianguo also walked over and patted Chen Fan on the shoulder.

Though he didn't say anything grandly heroic,

the way he stood behind his son, nodding silently, was already the most powerful support.

Chen Fan stared blankly at the couple's serious expressions, feeling a slight sting in his nose.

Honestly.

From the moment they met until now, these newly found parents of his had treated him impeccably well.

Not only did they force the presidential suite that the Fake Young Master lived in onto him,

but for his sake, they had also scolded an old servant who had been with the Chen family for twenty years mercilessly in public.

Killing the chicken to scare the monkey.

Establishing authority for him.

Chen Fan felt his heart thoroughly warmed.

He secretly looked around.

Sure enough, the looks in the surrounding servants' eyes had completely changed.

Before, there was a bit of contempt and scrutiny.

Now it was pure awe and respect; even their posture was noticeably straighter than before.

Thinking about it, it made sense.

Even the most favored Fake Young Master had to give up his room for him.

Even Nanny Liu, who had been with the Chen family for twenty years, was scolded on the spot for a single sign of disrespect.

Even a blind person could see just how much weight this newly returned true young master held in the hearts of the master and mistress!

From now on, who would dare to neglect him?

Did they want to get fired?

The corners of Chen Fan's mouth curved up slightly, his tiny bit of vanity immensely satisfied.

Was this what it felt like to be favored by parents?

So satisfying!

—He, Chen Fan, was officially claiming these wealthy parents!

"Thank you, Mom. Thank you, Dad."

"..."

Chen Fan nodded vigorously, his face full of emotion as he spoke.

Looking at her son's bright, smiling face, Wang Xiaoyun felt a warm glow in her heart and nodded in gratification.

At this moment,

mother and son gazed deeply into each other's eyes!

[Heh, are you two putting on a play here?]

Yo~~~

voice pack, you're really back again, again, and again. →_→

Chen Fan subconsciously rolled his eyes out of pure reflex.

[Good acting.]

[Way too good at acting.]

[One playing the good cop, the other playing the bad cop—a tag-team effort between husband and wife. You acted so well that this venerable one was almost moved.]

[If this venerable one hadn't suffered so many losses and been tricked so many times in my past life, knowing that you flip your faces faster than turning pages in a book, I might have softened my heart again.]

[A pity, such a pity! This venerable one is no longer that fool from the previous life!]

[In my past life, under the instructions of the Fake Young Master, this old dog framed, humiliated, and threw mud at this venerable one time and time again!]

[Did either of you ever stand up? Ever say a single fair word for this venerable one?]

[No! Not even once!]

[Now you're acting like loving parents; it's truly sickening—]

Listening to her dear son's mocking inner thoughts,

Wang Xiaoyun's gratifying smile instantly froze on her face.

She opened her mouth, wanting to defend herself, but didn't know what she could possibly say.

She could only silently swallow back a mouthful of old blood.

Forget it, time reveals a person's heart.

As long as she had enough time, she would eventually melt the ice in her dear son's heart and prove that she wasn't a biased mother.

At that moment, she heard her dear son's inner thoughts again and was shocked to find that his tone had changed.

From the cold mockery earlier, it had turned into a kind of... almost twisted sneer.

[Though speaking of which! This venerable one suddenly remembered an interesting matter.]

Wang Xiaoyun blinked curiously.

What was going on?

[This Woman Liu, do you really think she's some loyal old servant?]

[Heh. Naive.]

[She has served in this house for twenty years, acting respectful to you on the surface.]

[Behind your backs, she has been coveting another status in this family every single second.]

The voice pack paused, as if brewing some earth-shattering gossip.

Chen Fan raised an eyebrow, smelling some juicy rich-family drama.

[What she covets is the position of the matriarch of the Chen family.]

Chen Fan: ?

[Her intention to climb into foolish Dad's bed!]

[It took root and sprouted twenty years ago!]

Chen Fan: ???

[Over the years, she often used the Fake Young Master as cover to sneak into foolish Dad's bedroom and steal his personal items!]

[Especially the undergarments—]

Chen Fan: ??????

[Unwashed underwear.]

Chen Fan: ??????????

[After stealing them, she buries her face in them, sniffing deeply, intoxicated, and licking them repeatedly.]

[Then she folds them neatly and places them under her pillow, falling asleep every night while smelling them.]

Chen Fan's facial expression control completely broke down at this moment.

Wait! Bro???

Stealing underwear???

Sniffing deeply???

Licking them repeatedly???

What kind of plot leap is this?!!

Wasn't it a tragic inner-court revenge drama just a second ago? How did it suddenly jump to a late-night ethical scandal flick?!!

Were you an Immortal Venerable in your past life, or a gossip scriptwriter?!!

Chen Fan felt his brain capacity being blown past its limits at a speed visible to the naked eye.

[Over the years, she secretly accumulated hundreds of pairs of underwear.]

[Even right now, the ones she's wearing are the unwashed pair foolish Dad took off before showering last night!]

[That pair is navy blue with gray stripes along the sides, and there's a big hole on the back left! Just enough to expose a little butt cheek!]

Chen Fan: "..."

Holy crap( ‵o′) convex?!

What did you just say?!

Say that again?! (ÒωÓױ)!!!

In Chen Fan's mind, Nanny Liu's wrinkled old face subconsciously floated up.

Then, the image uncontrollably slid off toward a certain indescribable direction—

No! Stop it! Stop it right now!

Chen Fan mentally slapped himself hard, forcefully nipping that terrifying imagery in the bud.

—This voice pack is a fucking genius!

—He can even fantasize about someone stealing tattered underwear to wear! And even specifying a hole exposing a butt cheek?

—How on earth is his brain wired?!

No, I'm even more curious how you, an Immortal Venerable, the grand Beixuan Immortal Venerable, an invincible existence said to suppress all ages!

Why do you know the color, style, and hole position of a middle-aged man's unwashed underwear...

...in such vivid detail???

Do you dare claim you don't have some special fetish?!! (→_→)✧

[You ask why this venerable one knows in such detail?]

[Of course it's because I bumped into it by chance in my past life!]

[Back then, this venerable one still held foolish fantasies about laughable family affection and immediately told foolish Dad about it!]

[As a result, under the Fake Young Master's false accusations, the evil servant was whitewashed and escaped through sophistry!]

[As for this venerable one, I received a severe beating from the whole family! Left hanging by a thread!]

[Hmph! In my past life, you were blind and foolish, always believing outsiders and never believing this venerable one.]

[In this life, this venerable one can't be bothered to care about this lousy business anymore.]

[Foolish Dad's unwashed underwear—whoever wants to wear them can wear them! Anyway, this venerable one won't wear them!]

The voice pack's tone gradually returned to its previous cold detachment, as if nothing had happened.

But Chen Fan's inner mind had already exploded into fireworks.

In his mind, an image involuntarily surfaced once more:

Grey-haired, wrinkle-faced Nanny Liu wearing a pair of tattered, unwashed middle-aged men's underwear with a wrinkly old butt cheek exposed on the left side, making flirtatious poses while humming a song as she made the bed in the Fake Young Master's room...

"Today is a good day~~~"

"Everything you wish for will come true~~~"

"..."

Pfft~~~

Peak filial piety right here, folks~~~

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—

It's so festive! (～￣▽￣)~~～

This Jiahao voice pack is way too good at making stuff up!

I can't, I can't take it anymore, my face is going to burst!

No! I still can't laugh, must not laugh!

There's still a bunch of people watching around me! Have to stay dignified!

Chen Fan clenched his back teeth and exerted his life's entire strength to clench his butt cheeks, barely managing to maintain that well-behaved expression on his face.

But his shoulders kept trembling slightly, just like a phone set to vibration mode.

Buzz buzz buzz—