35: Chapter 35 The real me is actually living under the same roof with four women who have improper thoughts about me.
Just as the four sisters looked at each other, not knowing how to react?!
Chen Fan's inner voice came through again, filled with Killing Intent.
"Want to take advantage of the Immortal Venerable sleeping, when he's most defenseless, to make a move?!"
"Hmph! Don't even dream of succeeding!!!"
"But the Immortal Venerable's cultivation has yet to recover; the probability of winning a one-on-four fight is low!"
"What to do, what to do, what to do? These four crazy women, none of them are easy to deal with!"
"I have to find a way to break out!"
The four sisters were speechless listening to this.
Seriously, who is trying to murder you?
Your persecution complex? How is it getting worse?
We are four weak little girls who can't even truss a chicken.
We don't even dare to kill a chicken in daily life, let alone murder someone, okay?!
We just all suffered from insomnia and accidentally ended up in your room!
That's all! Stop overthinking!
Just as the four sisters were planning to wake up the feigning-asleep Chen Fan and use this excuse to gloss over it!
"That's right! There's a kitchen knife hidden under the pillow!"
"The Immortal Venerable swiped that when passing by the kitchen today, originally intending to use it for self-defense when leaving the Chen family one day..."
"Didn't expect it would come in handy so soon!"
What the hell? You have a kitchen knife?! ┌(.Д.)┐
Are you for real?!
Wait! What do you want to do with a kitchen knife? Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!!!
The four sisters were startled, their eyes filled with horror, all fixed simultaneously on the pillow Chen Fan was resting his head on.
"Slash the eldest sister first! She has practiced karate! She is the biggest threat!"
Chen Xuening's pupils shook. "Don't come over here!!!" ∑(゚Д゚ノ)ノ!!!
"Then slash the second sister! She is a doctor! She knows the vital points of the human body! Equally not to be underestimated!"
Chen Yutong was scared into taking half a step back. (ΩДΩ) "I know the vital points of the human body so I can avoid them during surgery! Not to murder my own younger brother! Calm down! Don't do anything rash!" (キ`゚Д゚´)!!!
"Forget about the third sister, a social-phobic weakling, her combat power is negligible! Leave her for last!"
Chen Nianan: "..." She didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
"As for that love-struck vase of a fourth sister, the Immortal Venerable can knock her out with one slap!"
Chen Xingyue: "???????" "Who are you calling a vase?! Who can you knock out with one slap?!!!"
"After slashing them, the Immortal Venerable will jump out the window! It's not a high floor! Shouldn't die from the fall!"
"As long as I can carve a bloody path out!"
"The Immortal Venerable can lay low and recover strength, and only emerge when invincible in the world!!!"
"Very well! Let's decide on that happily!"
"Wait for the Immortal Venerable to count to three! Then start slashing!"
"If gods block, kill the gods! If Buddhas block, slaughter the Buddhas!!!"
"One!!!"
"Damn! Little brother, are you serious?!" The four sisters all stepped back in unison, their faces full of horror. c⌒っ゚Д゚)っ
Chen Xuening broke out in a sweat. Being the first in the line of fire, she was the most panicked. Although she had practiced a few amateur moves, she had no confidence in being able to block a kitchen knife!!!
"Two!!!"
Chen Yutong had already retreated to the doorway in three steps. Chen Xingyue grabbed her sleeve, following closely behind.
Chen Nianan hugged her drawing board, her mind blank, with only one thought left. If Xiao Fan really tried to slash her with the kitchen knife later, she absolutely had to protect her right hand that she used for drawing. If she couldn't draw in the future, she might as well just die!
"Three—!!!" The voice stopped abruptly.
The four sisters' heartbeats also skipped a beat. Chen Xuening had already assumed a defensive stance. Chen Yutong had her hand on the doorknob, ready to run at any moment. Chen Nianan hid her right hand behind her back tightly. Chen Xingyue silently shielded the three older sisters in front of her.
Then. The youth on the bed turned over. He pulled the quilt into his arms, buried his face in the pillow, and let out a vague murmur in his sleep: "Hmm... Brother Hao, don't make noise..." "..." Then. He stopped moving. His breathing was long and steady, his sleeping face peaceful, and a suspicious glint of drool hung from the corner of his mouth.
This harmless appearance was a complete extreme contrast to the madman style in their minds, filled with monstrous Killing Intent and threats of slashing people and jumping out windows. The four sisters were collectively dumbfounded, their faces blank, their brains crashing on the spot.
"...???" Weren't you going to make a move? Where's the knife? The breakout? The fatal strike at the count of three?! With him snoring like this, are you sure this isn't just pure dreaming and going crazy?
A full 2.5 seconds passed. Chen Xingyue finally dared to ask in a whisper: "...Is he actually awake? Or not?"
"..." Chen Xuening didn't answer. She wasn't sure either. Just as the four were filled with suspicion and uncertainty, that inner voice sounded again. The tone shifted from the previous Killing Intent to pure confusion.
"Wait, something isn't right."
"These four women have stood by the bed for so long, why haven't they made a move?"
"There isn't even a shred of Killing Intent on them."
"Could it be they aren't here to assassinate the Immortal Venerable???"
"Then what are they doing running into the Immortal Venerable's room in the middle of the night?????"
Upon hearing this, the four sisters breathed a sigh of relief simultaneously. Thank goodness, the brat finally figured it out. That's right, get it straight! We are your own sisters, how could we possibly hurt you? Although sneaking into your own younger brother's room in the middle of the night is, itself, not quite right. Being suspected is understandable!
However, the next second, the tone of the inner voice changed abruptly, becoming extremely strange. It was as if he had thought of something heinous!
"Not an assassination..."
"Then, surrounding the Immortal Venerable's bed, staring straight at the Immortal Venerable, what exactly are they after?"
"Could it be—"
"Are they coveting the Immortal Venerable's beauty?!!!"
(꒪ꇴ꒪(꒪ꇴ꒪;) "Huh???" The four sisters' expressions froze simultaneously.
"Damn! Animals!!!"
"Could it be that they are unable to control themselves in the dead of night, famished and thirsty, and are lusting after the body of their own younger brother?!"
"The possibility is very high!"
"These four old women! They were already psychologically abnormal perverts to begin with!"
"In the previous life, they could commit such conscience-less acts as spoiling a fake brother and abusing their own brother!!!"
"If they commit any beastly acts in this life, the Immortal Venerable won't be the slightest bit surprised!"
"Good heavens! The Immortal Venerable is actually living under the same roof as four women who harbor improper thoughts about him?!!!"
"Too dangerous! Can't stay in this house!"
"Let's make this clear!!! The Immortal Venerable will rather die than submit!!! Rather die than comply!!!"
... The four sisters' faces went from white to red, from red to green, from green to black. Finally, settling on a livid color on the verge of erupting!
Chen Xuening's fists clenched until they creaked. Chen Yutong's gentle smile froze at the corner of her mouth. Chen Nianan hugged her drawing board, her face buried behind it, the tips of her ears red as if they were about to drip blood. Chen Xingyue, on the other hand, just exploded!
"Who are you calling an old woman?!!! Who is a pervert?! Who is lusting after your body?! Who is famished and thirsty?! You, an eighteen-year-old brat? What kind of filthy things are in your brain?! You are the real pervert!!! You are the one who is psychologically abnormal!!! We are your own sisters!!! How could we possibly—to you—to you—!!!! F***!" ( Grass tu( 艹皿艹)!!! "I can't say it!!! So disgusting!!!!"
"What on earth did we do to you in the past life?! What kind of people do you take us for?! Who are you insulting?! No matter how bad a person is, they couldn't possibly have those kinds of thoughts about their own younger brother!!! What kind of filthy things are in your head!!!!"
Chen Xingyue shot a fierce glare at that peaceful sleeping face on the bed, and mouthed to the three sisters: "Leave." She couldn't stay in this room for even a second longer. If she stayed any longer, she was afraid she really wouldn't be able to help herself from dragging this bastard younger brother out of bed and beating him up.
The other three had the same thought. This time, they didn't even bother to hide it, turning directly and opening the bedroom door. Their footsteps grew louder and louder, as if they were intentionally stomping on the floor to vent their anger.
Chen Xingyue walked at the end. Right before leaving, she turned back to glare at that certain bratty younger brother on the bed who was "pretending to have such a peaceful sleeping face." Then, she grabbed the doorknob with both hands and slammed it with all her might. "Bang—!!!" "..." The door let out a huge crash. The entire corridor seemed to hum.
Chen Fan on the bed suddenly sprang up, his eyes not yet open, shouting out first: "What happened, what happened?!" "Did it thunder?!" "Earthquake?!" He looked around groggily. The curtains hung quietly, and moonlight spilled softly onto the carpet. The room was empty. The sky outside wasn't thundering either.
"...Had a nightmare?" He didn't think much of it, let out a long yawn, and fell back straight onto the bed. Face buried in the pillow. Within three seconds, his breathing became even and long again ( ̄o ̄). zZ...
In the corridor outside. Chen Xuening pushed up her crooked glasses, expressionless: "...Tomorrow, find someone to take away all the knives in his room, not leaving a single one." "..." Chen Yutong nodded silently: "Kitchen knives, fruit knives, razors, scissors... take them all." "..." Chen Nianan hugged her drawing board and added: "And nail clippers." Chen Xingyue gritted her teeth: "And that sharp tongue of his!!!"
... The next day. Sunlight shone through the gap in the curtains onto Chen Fan's face. He was woken up by his biological clock, stretched a big stretch, his bones cracking. So refreshed! He was a light sleeper. Back in the rental house, he was often woken up by the slightest noise from next door. Didn't expect that on the first day of moving into the new house, he actually didn't suffer from insomnia and could sleep until he woke up naturally. Truly worthy of a luxury suite, the soundproofing is just good. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧~~~ Slept really comfortably~~~
Chen Fan finished washing up, changed his clothes, and walked out in his slippers. When he went downstairs. The dining room had already prepared an exquisite and sumptuous breakfast. Chinese breakfast items were dazzling, beautifully plated, and steaming hot. The four sisters sat on both sides of the dining table, waiting quietly, but their state was hard to describe. All four had faint dark circles under their eyes. Their mental state was visibly withered. It was like they all pulled an all-nighter.
Chen Fan walked over with a smile, his voice full of Origin Qi: "Good morning, Eldest Sister! Second Sister! Third Sister! Fourth Sister!" "..." The four sisters raised their heads simultaneously, looking at him with an extremely complex gaze. Chen Fan was completely oblivious, pulled out a chair and sat down, asking with concern: "Did you not rest well last night? Why do you all look so pale?" "..."
The four sisters' mouths twitched fiercely, crazy internal complaints. We didn't just not sleep well. We didn't sleep at all. As for the reason—you still have the nerve to ask with such an innocent face?!!! You act! You keep acting!!! This acting, this empathy, this open demeanor! If you don't go compete for an Oscar for Best Actor! It's really a waste of talent!!!
Seeing the four not speaking, Chen Fan's expression became even more worried, he leaned forward, looking at them sincerely. "Is work too hard? Or are you not feeling well?" "Sisters, you must take care of your health, staying up late hurts the body." "After breakfast, hurry and go catch up on sleep." "..."
The tone was sincere, the eyes clear, the concern overflowing. The four sisters: "..." Chen Xingyue gritted her teeth, squeezing the sound from between her teeth: "It's fine! Just had a bit of insomnia last night!" "..." Chen Fan nodded, turning to Chen Xuening: "Eldest Sister also had insomnia?" "..." Chen Xuening pushed up her glasses, the lenses reflecting the sunlight from outside, making it impossible to see her eyes. "Yes. Insomnia."
Chen Fan turned to Chen Yutong again: "What about Second Sister?" Chen Yutong arranged the cut fruit into the plate, her movements as precise as if she were performing surgery, but her tone carried a hint of inexplicable chill. "On duty." "Called up by the director in the middle of the night for a consultation." "..."
Chen Fan finally looked at Chen Nianan: "Third Sister must have stayed up all night drawing again, right?" "..." Chen Nianan didn't speak, just buried her face deeper behind the drawing board, nodding slightly. Chen Fan sighed and looked around at the four earnestly. "Sisters, health is the capital of revolution." "If you're not feeling well, just take a day off at home, don't push yourself too hard." "..."
He said it sincerely and earnestly, completely from the heart. The four sisters' mouths twitched in unison again. This kid's acting, it's really a pity not to go into acting. Still acting even now?! The Oscars owe him a little golden man!
Just as the four sisters were holding in a belly full of fire, with nowhere to vent! The Immortal Venerable's voice in his mind popped up right on time— "Heh, these four stupid women, dark circles under their eyes, sallow complexions, one look and you know they didn't do anything good last night." "Could they really have plotted all night on how to deal with the Immortal Venerable?" "Hmph! The Immortal Venerable slept with a kitchen knife under his pillow! If anyone dares to move, just try it! Try it and you'll die!"
Chen Fan rolled his eyes silently in his heart. Brother Hao! You start slandering my gentle and kind sisters early in the morning, is that appropriate?! And under my pillow? Where is there any kitchen knife? Under my pillow, there are clearly only a few razor blades sent by readers because of slow updates!!! If you can make up stories this well, you might as well go write web novels! A guaranteed monthly full attendance bonus of 600 yuan! Much better than scaring people here!!!
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