295: Chapter 294 Highway Robbery? I'm your ancestor!

"The fat sheep ahead... bah, Fellow Daoist ahead, stop right there for me!!"

On the leading flying boat, a One-Eyed Dragon of a man held a Nine-Ring Ghost-Head Great Saber, standing arrogantly at the bow as he roared.

He exuded the Aura of the Early Stage Golden Immortal realm. While not top-tier, he was considered a figure in this edge of the Chaotic Star Sea. The large banner behind him depicted a ferocious black shark—the "Black Shark Gang."

Usually, he relied on these few modified scrap ships and his hundreds of outlaws to specifically rob newcomers who had just arrived at the Chaotic Star Sea to seek refuge, a tactic that had proven successful time and again.

Today, from afar, he had spotted this golden, shimmering war chariot that practically had the words "I am rich" engraved on every part. His mouth watered instantly.

Was this a war chariot? This was clearly a mobile mountain of gold!

"I opened this mountain, and I planted these trees! If you want to pass through, leave your toll behind!"

One-Eyed Dragon skillfully shouted the classic opening line that had been passed down for millions of years. Then, with a sinister grin, he brandished his great saber and pointed it at Lin Feng. "Looking at your tender skin and fair flesh, you must be some young master from an immortal family who snuck out, right? If you're smart, the men will leave their storage rings and get lost, and the women will stay! The chariot stays too! Even your underwear must be left for me!"

"The Boss is mighty!"

"Rob them clean! Even a single piece of gold pried off that chariot would be enough for us to feast for a long time!"

"This fat sheep is too fat; it's practically dripping with oil!"

The lackeys joined in the commotion, clashing their weapons and making ear-piercing screeches, as if they could already see mountains of gold and silver beckoning to them.

On the war chariot.

Lin Feng and Liu Ming glanced at each other, both wearing expressions as if they were looking at idiots.

"Chief, these... these lines are too cliché," Liu Ming said, somewhat speechless. "And did they not see the Heavenly Dao Wanted Order just now? Do they not know whose chariot this is?"

Lin Feng shrugged. "Information is isolated in the Chaotic Star Sea, and plus, we were moving too fast. It's normal they don't know. Ignorance is bliss."

"Then... does your subordinate need to step in and clear them out?" Liu Ming asked.

"No need."

Lin Feng waved his hand, straightened his collar, and with a harmless smile on his face, slowly walked to the front of the chariot.

He looked at the One-Eyed Dragon and asked with a face full of "sincerity" and "terror," "Big brother, are you the legendary robbers?"

Seeing this, One-Eyed Dragon became even more smug. "Nonsense! Can't you tell? I am the leader of the 'Black Shark Gang'! Everything within ten thousand miles is my territory! What? Scared? If you're scared, then hurry up and come out to surrender!"

"Oh—so we are in the same trade."

Lin Feng nodded thoughtfully, then sighed with a hint of regret in his voice. "What a pity. Originally, I wanted to be a law-abiding good person and enter the Chaotic Star Sea to develop quietly. You forced my hand."

"What kind of gibberish is that? Enough nonsense! Same trade? Who's in the same trade as you! I'm a bandit!" One-Eyed Dragon grew impatient. "Brothers, get them! Don't damage the chariot!"

However, in the next second.

"Starting a fight, are we? Fine."

Lin Feng smiled slightly, revealing a row of stark white teeth. He gently raised his right hand and snapped his fingers crisply.

Snap!

"Fugui, close the door... wait, no need to close the door."

"Leak just a tiny bit of your Grand Unity Golden Immortal Aura for me."

Hearing this, Huang Fugui, who had been watching the show from the side, rubbed its small paws excitedly. It had been wanting to show off in front of these small fries for a long time.

"Squeak, squeak!!"

The next moment.

BOOM—!!!!

A terrifying pressure belonging to the Grand Unity Golden Immortal level, like a hundred thousand Ancient Divine Mountains, descended upon this Void Realm without warning!

This was not just pressure; it was an absolute crushing of life levels!

The pirates, who were still clamoring moments ago, instantly felt as if the sky had collapsed.

Crack! Crack!

Under this pressure, the pirate ships that were so aggressive just a moment ago were instantly crushed like soda cans, emitting the ear-grating sound of twisting metal. The ships' protective arrays didn't even last a second before exploding into powder.

The hundreds of pirates on board couldn't even let out a scream. They were instantly slammed onto the decks like falling dumplings.

The One-Eyed Dragon leader had it even worse. He had been standing the highest and received the most "attention."

With two crisp "cracks," his kneecaps shattered directly. He knelt in the Void Realm in a perfectly standard posture, his face pressed firmly against the tops of his own feet.

"Gra... Gra... Grand Unity Golden Immortal?!"

One-Eyed Dragon suffered a Soul Flying Away and Spirit Scattering from terror. His eyes were nearly bulging out, and his crotch instantly became wet, emitting a foul odor.

He never imagined in his wildest dreams that by randomly stopping a fat sheep, he would run into a Grand Unity Golden Immortal!

This was like a petty thug going out to mug an elementary student, only to find himself at the head of a nuclear missile silo!

"Kneeling already? How boring."

Lin Feng shook his head and took a step forward, his figure instantly teleporting in front of One-Eyed Dragon.

He crouched down and used his Asura Blade, which still had the undried blood of heavenly soldiers and generals on it, to gently pat One-Eyed Dragon's sweat-drenched face, making crisp "slap-slap" sounds.

"Just now you said, what did you want us to leave behind?" Lin Feng asked with a smile, his tone as gentle as an older brother next door.

"Mis... Misunderstanding! Senior! This is a misunderstanding!"

One-Eyed Dragon cried with snot and tears, his whole body shaking like a sieve. "This lowly one failed to recognize Mount Tai! This lowly one deserves to die! Please, Senior, treat us like a fart and let us go! I have an eighty-year-old mother above, and below I have..."

"Stop."

Lin Feng interrupted him, his expression suddenly turning cold as ten-thousand-year-old ice.

"I said just now, I'm in the same trade. Since we're in the same trade, we must do things by the rules."

"Have you heard of reverse robbery?"

"Huh?" One-Eyed Dragon was dazed, his mind going blank.

"Never heard of it? It doesn't matter; you've experienced it now." Lin Feng stood up and waved his hand to Liu Ming behind him.

"Liu Ming, take the brothers and get to work!"

"Remember, we are civilized people. Don't kill anyone, but pry every single valuable atom off of them for me!"

"Even if it's a gold tooth, pull it out for me!"

Half an incense stick later.

The Black Shark Gang fleet, which had been quite imposing, had now turned into a pile of floating scrap metal.

The pirate ships had been stripped clean. Even the sails, rudders, and even the nails on the deck were dismantled and taken away—under the name of "recycling."

The hundreds of pirates were now wearing only their boxers (which Lin Feng had mercifully left them). They crouched shivering in the cold Void Realm, lined up like a group of quails waiting to be slaughtered.

Lin Feng held a newly written IOU in his hand. Looking at the blood-red handprint on it, he nodded with satisfaction.

"Hmm, although you guys are poor, the wreckage of these ships can barely be sold to a scrap yard for a couple of Spirit Stones."

"And this IOU, you owe me... hmm, one hundred million Immortal Crystals for mental damages and lost work time. Interest is calculated at ten percent per minute."

"Now, you can scram back and raise the money."

"Remember, my name is Lin Feng. In the future, when you see my chariot in this Chaotic Star Sea, remember to take a detour. Otherwise, next time, I won't even leave you your boxers!"

One-Eyed Dragon held the IOU, wanting to cry but having no tears.

What a sin!

How was this a fat sheep? This was clearly a Devil King who ate people without even spitting out the bones!