345: Chapter 344 The Jade Emperor's Defeated Flight, the Demolition Office of Lingxiao Palace

The group beating lasted for a full quarter of an hour.

It had to be said that the Jade Emperor, as a Peak Quasi-Saint, had a very thick health bar. Coupled with the astonishing defense of his Nine-Dragon Supreme Robe, he wasn't beaten to death despite being swarmed by hundreds of immortals.

But even so, the Jade Emperor was now a pathetic sight.

His once glorious dragon robe was now tattered rags, hanging on him like a beggar's outfit; his face was covered in shoe prints, and it was unclear who had snuck in a few ruthless kicks during the Chaos (according to witnesses, Nezha and God Erlang kicked the most enthusiastically); even his pride-and-joy beard had been half-plucked.

"Get away from me, all of you! A bunch of treacherous rebels!"

In his desperation, the Jade Emperor finally unleashed his last trump card.

He bit the tip of his tongue, spat out a mouthful of golden Origin essence blood, and formed an ancient, obscure hand seal with both hands.

"Blood Escape—Nine Heavens Ten Earths Great Displacement!"

Boom!

A terrifying energy erupted from his body, blasting the immortals surrounding him back hundreds of meters.

A pillar of blood-red light shot into the sky, tearing through the Void Realm and forcibly opening a passage to the depths of Chaos.

That was the path to Zixiao Palace—the dojo of Dao Ancestor Hongjun. It was the only absolute safe zone in the Three Realms.

"Lin Feng! I will remember today's humiliation! It is etched in my bones!"

The Jade Emperor stood at the entrance of the passage, disheveled, staring at Lin Feng with venomous, hateful eyes. "When I go to Zixiao Palace and bring back the Dao Ancestor's decree, I will definitely tear you into ten thousand pieces and make you wish for death! None of you traitors will escape!"

After delivering his harsh words, the Jade Emperor's figure turned into a stream of light and dove into the passage without looking back. That speed was ten times faster than the Monkey King's somersault cloud, clearly showing he had used every ounce of his strength.

"Tch, he runs pretty fast. Is he a rabbit?"

Nezha raised his Fire-Tipped Spear and stepped on his Wind Fire Wheels, ready to chase. "Boss, let me go and poke him a new one!"

"Come back."

Lin Feng spoke calmly, stopping Nezha.

"Don't chase him. That is the road to Zixiao Palace, where that old man resides." Lin Feng pointed toward the Heaven Beyond Heaven, his eyes deep. "We can't afford to provoke that person yet. Do not pursue a desperate enemy. Besides, after this battle, the Jade Emperor's Dao Heart is broken and his prestige is ruined; he won't be able to stir up any big waves."

Although it was a pity not to kill the Jade Emperor on the spot, Lin Feng's goal had been over-fulfilled.

The faith in the Heavenly Court had collapsed, the immortals were free, and the Jade Emperor had become a stray dog. This was even more painful for him than death.

Lin Feng turned around and looked at the majestic, golden, and magnificent Lingxiao Palace before him.

This building, which symbolized the highest power of the Three Realms, had been somewhat damaged in the recent battle—a corner had collapsed, and some tiles had fallen—but it still stood firm, exuding a suffocating sense of majesty.

"Boss, this house is not bad!"

Fugui (Fu Gui) popped out from somewhere, rubbing his little paws, his eyes glowing. "These pillars are made of top-grade Innate spiritual jade, and these floor tiles are all black gold! Even the threshold is ten-thousand-year-old agarwood! Is this going to be our office building from now on? Quite the impressive display!"

"Office building?"

Lin Feng shook his head, a look of disgust on his face, as if he had seen something dirty.

"Too tacky. The whole place reeks of copper and decay; I don't like it. Besides, every brick in here is soaked with the blood and tears of the oppressed immortals."

He waved his large hand and shouted to the group of eager subordinates behind him who hadn't had enough of the fighting:

"Pass on my order! The Lingxiao Palace Demolition Team is officially established!"

"Nezha, you are the captain, and Giant Spirit God, you are the vice-captain! Tear it down for me! Don't leave even a single brick!"

"Alright! I'm familiar with this job!"

Princess Yao Ji took the lead, directing a group of incredibly strong bull demons and the newly defected Giant Spirit God as they rushed up.

"Rumble—"

The highest building in the Three Realms began its journey of collapse amidst a cloud of dust.

"Ouch, be gentle! Don't break those glazed tiles, they can be sold for money!" Fugui shouted in distress from the side.

"Don't saw that dragon pillar! It looks straight; I'm going to carry it back for the brothers to use as a clothes rack!" a bull demon shouted.

"This plaque belongs to me! It's perfect to take back as a cutting board!"

The originally serious and tragic battlefield instantly turned into a bustling construction site. The Giant Spirit God swung his large hammer, and every strike caused a wall to collapse; Nezha used his Armillary Sash as a crane to move huge beams.

Half an hour later.

The Lingxiao Palace, which had originally towered into the clouds and overlooked all living beings, was completely reduced to flat ground.

Lin Feng had people clear a space in the ruins.

"System, redeem a set of furniture for me. I want one of those European-style leather sofas, the softer the better. Also, bring a coffee table and a full set of Kung Fu tea utensils."

[Ding! Redemption successful. Deducted critical hit points: 100.]

A flash of light.

In the center of the devastated ruins, a set of luxurious, modern-style leather sofas suddenly appeared.

Lin Feng sat down, sinking into the soft sofa, and let out a comfortable sigh, crossing his legs.

"That's more like it. Sitting on that hard dragon throne, I'd be afraid of getting a herniated disc."

He took out the latest "Immortal Realm Live Stream Jade Slip," adjusted the angle, and aimed it at himself and the ruined background behind him.

"Hello, friends! Welcome to Lin Feng's live stream!"

"I am Lin Feng. Today, I'm broadcasting a 'renovation' project for everyone."

"See the ruins behind me? That's right, it's the former Lingxiao Palace. Because it was an illegal structure and the decoration style was too tacky, seriously affecting the city's appearance, I have demolished it in accordance with the law."

"From today on, this place is renamed—Tiance Plaza. Welcome, fellow immortals, to come here and do square dancing. Not only is there no venue fee, but we also provide free tea."

The live stream room exploded instantly, with popularity breaking a trillion.

The barrage of comments was flying so fast that even the Jade Slip lagged a bit:

[Awesome! Pavilion Master Lin is mighty! You really tore it down!]

[Is this the simple and unpretentious life of a big shot? I want to go sit on that sofa!]

[Hahaha, if the Jade Emperor sees this live stream, he might be so angry he spits out another three liters of blood on the way!]

[Asking weakly, are you hiring cleaners? I am the Star of Misfortune, I want to go sweep the floor.]

Lin Feng watched the comments, took a sip from his tea cup, and wore his signature wicked smile.

At this moment, he was not a high and mighty god, but a rogue hero who broke the old order. And this was exactly what all beings in the Three Realms wanted to see.