306: Chapter 305 One Hundred Ways to Eat Towers for the Rich
Inside the Thirty-Three Heavens golden exquisite pagoda.
This place was a Hell of raging flames.
The billowing Samadhi True Fire roared like a Dragon, its temperature high enough to instantly melt star iron.
If an ordinary Golden Immortal were sucked in here, they would turn to ash and Soul Flying Away and Spirit Scattering within three breaths.
Yet at this moment, in this terrifying sea of fire, a small golden mouse was acting as if it were strolling through its own backyard, or perhaps an all-you-can-eat buffet, looking quite excited.
"Squeak!" (So warm! This fire is roasted just right! It would be even better if there were some cumin!)
Fugui went for a swim in the sea of fire, taking the opportunity to roll around and fluff up its fur.
As a mutated royal among Treasure-Seeking Mice, and having consumed so many Heaven And Earth Treasures following Lin Feng, its body had long since evolved into an indestructible diamond-like form.
To it, this fire was just at the level of a sauna, perfect for getting rid of some dampness.
It crawled onto the inner wall of the first level of the pagoda.
Densely packed flame runes were carved there, which were the core of the Formation maintaining this level.
These runes flowed with red light, containing immense energy.
Fugui leaned in and sniffed, its nose twitching.
"Squeak!" (Spicy flavor! I like it!)
"Crunch!"
It opened its incisors, which were capable of biting through Innate Spirit Treasures and were invincible, and took a bite out of the glowing runes.
A crisp cracking sound echoed inside the pagoda.
The runes, which were originally indestructible and difficult for even a Grand Unity Golden Immortal to damage, were like freshly fried potato chips in its mouth, crunchy and delicious.
With this one bite, the sea of fire on the first level instantly dimmed, as if the fire had been doused with a basin of cold water.
Fugui's eyes lit up, as if it had discovered a new continent.
"Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!"
It entered berserk eating mode.
It chewed its way up along the pagoda wall, moving so fast that only a blur could be seen.
Wherever it passed, the runes shattered, and the Formation collapsed.
The second level was the Profound Ice Formation, with biting cold air.
"Squeak!" (This one is a mint-flavored popsicle! Refreshing! Cleans the palate!)
The third level was the Geng Metal Saber Qi Formation, with Saber Qi crisscrossing everywhere.
"Squeak!" (This one is a hard candy! Chewy! Good for calcium!)
The fourth level was the Yi Wood Lightning Formation, with thunderous power.
"Squeak!" (Pop rocks?! Exciting! My mouth feels tingly!)
Outside.
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King was hovering in mid-air, forming hand seals with both hands, a smug smile on his Face.
"Hmph, that mouse should have turned to ash by now, right? Not even a scrap left! Next is that brat Lin Feng! This King will make you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy!"
Just as he was preparing to urge the pagoda to suppress Lin Feng, he suddenly felt a stagnation in the Magic Treasure technique in his hands.
"Hmm? What's going on? Why has the spiritual energy fluctuation on the first level weakened?"
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King frowned, not paying too much attention, thinking it was just the consumption of spiritual energy from refining the monster; after all, that mouse seemed to have some cultivation.
But only two breaths passed.
"The second level has also weakened? The third... the fourth?! How is this possible!"
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King's expression changed.
He felt the mental connection between himself and the pagoda becoming intermittent at an alarming rate, just like a mobile phone signal suddenly going from full bars to no service, and constantly dropping calls!
"Not good! There's an incident inside the pagoda! That mouse isn't dead!"
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King was shocked and quickly tried to recall the pagoda to check.
"Recall! Give this King recall!!"
He desperately urged his magic power, cold sweat streaming down his forehead.
The huge pagoda began to tremble violently, emitting an unbearable humming sound, as if it were screaming.
Meanwhile, inside the pagoda, Fugui had already chewed its way to the thirty-third level—the core control hub at the top of the tower.
Here sat a huge, nine-colored glowing Wind-Fixing Pearl, which was the core of this pagoda.
Fugui looked at this precious pearl, drool flowing all over the floor, its eyes turning into heart shapes.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" (This is a meatball! The biggest fish-ball with filling!)
It lunged forward, hugged the precious pearl that was larger than its own body, opened its mouth, and used its innate Divine Ability—Swallow Heaven and Earth!
"Ah-woo!"
Swallowed in one gulp!
"Burp—!"
Following this earth-shattering burp, the light of the entire Thirty-Three Heavens golden exquisite pagoda was completely extinguished.
Outside.
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King was still desperately forming seals: "Recall! Recall! You move for this King! Don't scare me!"
Just then, the huge pagoda hovering in mid-air suddenly shook.
"Crack—Boom!"
In the terrified gazes of the one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and countless "villains" guarding the city, the majestic pagoda... suddenly exploded at the bottom!
No, not just the bottom.
From bottom to top, like some kind of dominoes, it cracked, fell, and disintegrated layer by layer.
Those originally incredibly hard tower walls were now like paper, turning into scrap iron filling the sky.
Finally, only the pagoda-top handle that Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King was holding remained.
"Squeak!"
A golden big mouse, eaten so round that its belly looked like a beach ball, fell out from the sky full of scrap iron.
It was still clutching half a piece of uneaten rune fragment, stuffing it into its mouth while falling, looking like it hadn't had enough.
The whole scene was dead silent.
The wind blew, rolling up a few pieces of rusty iron, making a clanging sound, appearing exceptionally desolate.
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King held the bare pagoda-top handle, his whole body stiff in mid-air, like a stone statue weathered for thousands of years.
His eyes were hollow, as if his Soul had already experienced Soul Emergence.
His head was buzzing.
Where is the pagoda?
Where is this King's huge, personally repaired by the Emperor, Innate Spirit Treasure-level pagoda?!
It was in my hand just now! So big! So shiny!
Lin Feng stood on the city wall, laughing so hard he almost fell off his chair, tears even coming out.
"Hahahaha! Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King! What kind of Magic Treasure is this? Disposable?"
"Looks like the Heavenly Court also has shoddy projects! The quality is worrying! Do you want me to introduce you to a reliable construction team to repair it? I have a Supreme VIP card for Wanbao Tower, I'll give you a 20% discount!"
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King shook his hand, looking at the bare handle in his hand, then looking at the mouse still burping.
"Puff—!!"
A mouthful of heart blood sprayed from his mouth like a fountain, drawing a blood-colored rainbow in the air.
"My pagoda!! My Lifebound Treasure!!"
"Lin Feng! You beast! I will kill you! I will tear you into ten thousand pieces!!"
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King had completely gone crazy.
This was no longer a matter of Face; this had eaten away his entire foundation!
A Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King without a pagoda, is that still called a Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King?
That's called a "Pagoda-Less Heavenly King"!
How can he still mix in the Heavenly Court in the future?
"Nezha!!"
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King was disheveled, his eyes blood-red, roaring at the army behind him like a fierce ghost: "Go to battle for this King! Kill them! Leave no one alive! I want to slaughter the city!!"
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