11: Chapter 11 The Distorted Comments
Hiss...!
When everyone saw the Taiji pattern, they couldn't help but gasp.
They clearly hadn't seen Lin Heng make many moves just now, but after he finished, such a perfectly rounded Taiji pattern remained.
The previous Sinology master had also said that only by practicing the Eight Section Vajra Skill to its peak could one achieve the Unity of Heaven and Man.
Could it be...
The crowd was shocked once again.
They felt even more that Lin Heng was extraordinary.
Su Xueer had already packed up her things and quickly followed behind Lin Heng.
She had a premonition that she was definitely going to go viral next!
But in fact, she already was.
Having finished his Vajra Gong, Lin Heng went to the kitchen alone.
By the time Su Xueer entered, he had already begun demonstrating his culinary skills.
Slicing, cooking, seasoning...
He had it all covered!
Through the livestream, everyone saw Lin Heng's superb culinary skills, and the bullet chat was buzzing.
"Holy crap... Is this guy an all-rounder? These cooking skills are on par with a five-star chef!"
"This scene is so heartwarming. Unlike the guy at my house who's not only sloppy but also doesn't earn money and just lies on the sofa all day."
"Suddenly, I have the urge to marry Lin Heng!"
"Streamer, get closer, everyone wants to see the White Cut Chicken..."
"..."
For the first time in the livestream room, comments from female users far outnumbered those from males.
Moreover, most of them were calling him 'husband', with suggestive language so blatant that even the male meme kings could only back away, feeling inferior.
Never mind the thousands of netizens; even Su Xueer felt her heart racing and her face flushing at this moment.
If this isn't a national heartthrob, what is?
On one hand, he can strategize and dominate the fates of others (even if it's an African tribe), and on the other, he can enter the kitchen and cook, with skills that aren't just good—only a master chef would have such ability and technique!!
I wonder if Lin Heng ever studied at New Oriental.
Women basically have no resistance against a boy who can cook!
Soon, Lin Heng finished the meal.
Smelling the drifting fragrance, Su Xueer's appetite was greatly whetted.
"Let me help you..."
After all, it wasn't right to eat his food for free; helping out a bit was the least she could do.
However, before she could finish her sentence, Lin Heng walked past her carrying the delicious dishes.
It seemed... he had no intention of sharing with Su Xueer.
Uh...
Sensing Su Xueer's gaze, Lin Heng cast a calm look back at her.
"Want to eat? Twenty yuan a meal."
Su Xueer was stunned.
She knew Lin Heng loved money, but she never expected him to be so obsessed with it!!
Seemingly noticing her expression, Lin Heng explained, "These sausages and cured meats are all marinated by me. They're very delicious."
Hearing this, the livestream room burst into laughter.
"This sausage reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. I wonder if I'm being a bit dirty..."
"Hahaha... Is payment in kind okay?"
"..."
Watching the comments in the livestream room gradually veer off course, Su Xueer's expression became very unsightly, both embarrassed and at a loss.
Her face was incredibly red.
Several attempts to steer the conversation back failed.
Left with no choice, she could only turn off the livestream first.
If this continued, she was afraid these netizens would start egging her on to sleep with Lin Heng!
What else did they want to see?
Did they really want to see his 'sausage'??
However, Su Xueer still spent twenty yuan to buy a portion of Lin Heng's meal beforehand...
"Darlings, it's too late today, so we'll stop the stream. We'll go live again tomorrow, and I'll definitely notify you in advance."
"But to be fair, this sausage is indeed good..."
...
Time passed quickly.
After finishing the meal, Su Xueer said goodbye to Lin Heng.
"Thanks for your cooperation today. I hope we can work together happily."
Su Xueer politely extended her hand, wanting to shake Lin Heng's.
"No need. Since you paid, I just did what I was supposed to do."
Lin Heng shook his head.
He acted as if he hadn't even seen Su Xueer's hand.
This...
Su Xueer gave an embarrassed smile and quietly withdrew her hand.
After saying goodbye, Su Xueer left quickly.
Lin Heng returned to his room, having just finished cleaning the dishes.
At that moment, he received a satellite call.
Lin Heng glanced at it and immediately knew the caller's identity and reason for calling.
It was, naturally, an African Warlord.
Lin Heng's dozen or so mines had been given to him by this person.
"Hiliwa?"
"Military Counselor!"
The Warlord was extremely polite, his tone full of respect.
However, the only thing that made Lin Heng feel uncomfortable was the man's broken Chinese.
He frowned. "If you can't speak Chinese well, then don't. Use your own language next time; I can manage to understand it."
Hiliwa gave a dry laugh and then continued:
"Military Counselor, we have encountered a thorny problem."
"I know..."
Lin Heng looked indifferent.
Otherwise, the man wouldn't have called him.
"Speak."
Hearing this, Hiliwa finally dared to speak.
"My army followed your advice, Military Counselor, and engaged the enemy at the Zambezi River, dealing them a heavy blow. As you predicted, by following your advice, our army won a great victory!"
"According to our original agreement, one hundred thousand dollars has already been deposited into your HSBC account..."
"However, we are now short on ammunition and cannot pursue the retreating enemy. We don't want to lose such a vital opportunity. We hope you can strategize for us once more to strike the enemy hard!"
"Once it's done, another two hundred thousand dollars will be deposited into your account."
This Hiliwa was also a sensible person.
He knew to pay first before discussing business.
After hearing that one hundred thousand dollars had been credited, Lin Heng didn't answer the question immediately.
Instead... he first checked his wallet.
Seeing the long string of zeros added to it, he finally felt at ease.
"Military Counselor?"
Hiliwa asked hurriedly.
"I wonder what we should do next?"
"Don't worry, we have all the materials and resources here. However, if you could provide us with firearms resources, we would be eternally grateful."
Clearly, Hiliwa was just short on weapons.
What need was there for 'strategizing'?
But how could Lin Heng possibly sell him firearms?
That was illegal.
However, while he couldn't sell products directly, nothing said he couldn't teach them how to fish!
"munitions? You're short?"
"When we fight, we never rely on others for that."
Lin Heng curled his lip and spoke indifferently.
"What do you mean, Military Counselor..."
Hiliwa was confused.
What else do you use to fight nowadays if not firearms?
Even they in Africa knew that!
But Lin Heng just wanted to tell him that his kind of 'firearm' was different from theirs!
Lin Heng replied calmly, "No need. Why would you need munitions, which are so expensive? I'll teach you how to modify gas canisters. I guarantee the effect will be more powerful than a mortar."
Ah??
Hiliwa was stunned.
"Gas... gas canisters?"
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