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352: Chapter 352 Crying in the Toilet

Time passed quickly.

Another week went by, and the infrastructure in Africa was essentially complete.

Now, it was finally time for Lin Heng and the others to bid farewell to this place.

"Waaaaah!!!"

Soon, a sound of howling and wailing erupted.

Many people waiting at the end of the farewell ceremony heard this wailing from far away.

The crowd, who had just been waiting attentively, was immediately caught off guard by the sound.

"Holy crap! Is our Great Chieftain's affection for the National Advisor this deep?"

Many people were extremely shocked and immediately widened their eyes.

"Amazing! We can hear it even from this far away. It just goes to show how deep their bond is!"

"More than that! Haven't you heard? Ever since last night, when our Great Chieftain heard the National Advisor was leaving, he's been crying himself unconscious in the toilet!"

"No way?? The toilet? Is that true?"

"Absolutely true! Many of us saw it with our own eyes!"

"I heard this is a form of linguistic expression from the Dragon Country, specifically used to show utter grief. Our Great Chieftain deliberately went to the toilet to cry, implying 'fainting in the toilet.'"

"You don't know the smell, man! Did the Great Chieftain really cry in there? Wouldn't he stink up the whole place?"

"Did he end up crying himself unconscious?"

Someone quickly asked out of curiosity.

"I don't know about that, but even if he didn't cry himself unconscious, he probably stank himself unconscious in there, right?"

"I can only say, that's spot on! This is more than just a deep bond; he's even more favored than the Great Chieftain's eighteenth concubine!"

"..."

The crowd discussed amongst themselves in hushed tones.

Just then, the sound of crying in front became even more exaggerated.

The source of the sound was getting closer and closer.

Everyone quickly quieted down, afraid that Lin Heng and Great Chieftain Sam might hear them.

"Waaaaah... National Advisor, how can I live without you... Wuwuwu..."

"You know, our Africa cannot be without you!"

Chieftain Sam was crying with almost every step, wishing he could grab onto Lin Heng's leg and weep his heart out!

Long Anyou and the others nearby had twitching mouths that hadn't stopped moving.

Su Xueer, in particular, had a look of disgust on her face, instinctively pinching her delicate nose.

It was too smelly...

When Great Chieftain Sam passed by, an indescribable stench wafted over.

It was nauseating to the point of wanting to vomit.

Many of the Black people thought they themselves were quite smelly, but they never expected that after the Great Chieftain passed, they smelled like fragrant little angels!

"Holy crap! Did the Great Chieftain fall into the toilet or something? Why is he so stinky?"

"More than that! I even feel like he took a bath in there and swam a couple of laps before coming out."

"Hiss...! How terrifying!"

All the Black people couldn't help but frown, instinctively covering their noses and turning their heads away, not daring to look directly at Great Chieftain Sam.

It was bad for them, as they could at least try to avoid it, but those guys like Lubisang were truly miserable!

There was absolutely no way to escape!

They could only face this horror head-on!

The dark-skinned men looked pale, no need for makeup at all.

"National Advisor, I cannot live without you... Wuwuwu...!"

At this moment, Great Chieftain Sam rubbed his red and swollen eyes and spoke with a mournful face.

To achieve this effect today, he brought his own onions and nearly blinded himself.

Lin Heng glanced at the other man with some disgust.

Did this guy eat shit or something?

He smelled so bad!

He waved his hand impatiently, "Alright, alright, I'll come back when I have time. Stop talking, it smells like feces."

"Wuwuwu... I cannot live without you, National Advisor..."

"My respected National Advisor, who knows when we will meet again after this parting. I miss you..."

Saying this, the man lunged forward, intending to give Lin Heng a bear hug.

What the heck?!

Lin Heng's mouth twitched.

Seeing the two-meter-tall Chieftain Sam with a body like a bullfrog, if Lin Heng let him hug him, he wouldn't be able to wash himself clean even by jumping into the sea.

His eyes moved slightly, and then he immediately pulled Long Anyou, who was standing nearby, over and kicked him towards the Chieftain.

"What the hell?!"

Long Anyou was completely bewildered.

By the time he reacted, it was too late.

Great Chieftain Sam spread his arms wide, like a gibbon, full of strength!

Long Anyou felt like dying at that moment.

The two long arms wrapped around him, locking him in completely!

Damn it!

Long Anyou tried to struggle, but the bull-like strength of the other party was not something he could break free from.

He wanted to escape but found it impossible to break loose!

"National Advisor, I cannot live without you!"

Great Chieftain Sam wailed and continued to increase his grip.

Crack...

A faint, crisp sound was heard, as if something had shattered.

Hiss...!

Long Anyou gasped in cold air, and his whole body went numb.

He was frozen in a twisted posture, looking utterly ridiculous.

Just now, he didn't know how many bones had broken in that instant.

Numb...

"Huh? National Advisor?"

Great Chieftain Sam paused for a moment.

He looked up and stared blankly at the person in front of him.

Master Long?

"L-Master Long, are you alright?"

Great Chieftain Sam was stunned for a moment.

Just now, he thought he was hugging Lin Heng...

Unexpectedly...

Great Chieftain Sam was startled and quickly let go of the other person.

"Uh, uh uh..."

Now, Long Anyou could barely speak.

He was on the verge of tears.

Lin Heng quickly walked over.

"It's fine, just a few minor fractures and a slight twist in his lumbar disc. I'll take a look and fix it."

After saying that, Lin Heng swiftly set Long Anyou's bones.

"You few, send Director Long onto the plane."

Lin Heng quickly gave the order.

The people from the Longan Bureau immediately reacted upon hearing this. They nodded, then quickly stepped forward, carefully helping Long Anyou up and sending him onto the plane.

"Director Long, hang in there, we'll be done soon."

"Mm... Mm..."

Long Anyou replied weakly.

Only two clear streams of tears slid down from his eyes.

"National Advisor, I really didn't mean to, I..."

"That's enough. I understand the Great Chieftain's good intentions. You don't need to see us off anymore; we know the way back ourselves."

After saying that, Lin Heng gave Great Chieftain Sam a quick wave and hurried to leave.

As he left, he called out from a distance:

"Uh, 'fainting in the toilet' is an adjective, not a noun. Remember that."

"Don't do that next time..."

"And, it stinks too much..."

After speaking, Lin Heng immediately boarded the plane.

Ah?!

Did he misunderstand?

He frowned, turned his head, and glanced at Lubisang.

"Great Commander, do I stink?"

Upon hearing this, Lubisang shook his head with a pale face.

But in the next second, he couldn't hold it in anymore and vomited with a loud 'wah'...

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