27: Chapter 27 Security guards cannot go out alone.
What!?
The engine blew out halfway through the drive?
What in the world is going on?!
The audience in the livestream room raised their eyebrows slightly after hearing this.
This was the first time they had ever heard of such a thing. Who could possibly push a car engine to blow out in one go, especially a racing-grade one? It was even more impossible.
Everyone just thought Lin Heng was telling a joke.
"Wait... Did I only notice that the race car blew its engine halfway through? What about Lin Heng's driver's license?"
"Cannot take the exam for three years. Lin Heng is only in his third year of university; three years probably haven't passed yet, right?"
At this moment, someone quickly noticed something unusual.
"Holy crap! How did I not notice that?"
"Lin Heng is driving without a license? Quickly save this clip and report him!"
"Oh my goodness, Lin Heng is probably going to the 'three entrances' again? He just visited the police station this afternoon."
"..."
For a time, everyone started mocking him.
However, whether Lin Heng actually had a driver's license, probably only Lin Heng himself knew.
Next, Lin Heng continued parking.
Every time, he parked with dazzling driving skills.
It wasn't for any other reason, but simply because the parking garage here was too difficult to navigate, so they could only do this.
Moreover, people who came here sought out the parking attendant partly for appearances.
The main thing was that they were used to it, and the parking attendant was also used to it. And for Lin Heng, it was also a good thing.
After all, the people here were generous.
Directly giving Lin Heng several hundred yuan at once—that was equivalent to the hard work of an ordinary person for an entire day.
This made the salaried workers in the livestream room almost turn red with anger.
They got up early and returned late every day, working from 8 AM to 9 PM, enduring all the humiliation from their superiors just to earn this little bit of money. Unexpectedly, Lin Heng could earn so much just by driving and showing off his skills.
How could they not be envious?
"Damn it! Morals are declining! Where is the conscience, where is the morality, where is the proper place?!"
"Wuwu, sorry, my voice was a bit loud earlier. I have to admit, Lin Heng's part-time job is not useless at all. It’s not just talk when people say he skipped thirty years of detours!"
"This is already several hundred yuan—my entire month's salary..."
"As expected, this is something you can't be envious of. There's a saying: Security guard plus any skill is a winning hand, but useless on its own."
"..."
The livestream room was filled with wails.
Just when they thought that was the limit...
A Wealthy woman, upon seeing Lin Heng's handsome driving skills and his suave gesture of taking out the keys, absolutely adored him.
She excitedly pulled out a thick wad of cash from her Chanel bag, so thick it made people's eyes gleam.
"Little brother, why don't you stop parking here from now on and come inside with your sister for a bit? If you make your sister happy, never mind this money, your sister will be yours forever."
Pfft...
The audience in the livestream room nearly spat blood upon seeing this scene.
Damn it!
Why didn't I run into such good luck??
There really are many Wealthy women in the world, it's just that I don't have the opportunity.
"Damn it, why does this guy get all the good luck?"
"Exactly! This is too unfair, isn't it!"
"Is the money the Wealthy woman gave? No, that's my hard-earned blood and sweat!"
"Sister, why be so picky? I can do it too. Whatever style you like, I'm game."
"Sister, sister, look at me! Height 188, weight 188, one-eighty-eight kisses."
"Sister, I don't have any special talents, but I can perform oil-lubricated abs bottle cap opening for you!"
"..."
The livestream room went wild.
Everyone assumed Lin Heng wouldn't refuse the Wealthy woman.
After all, this was a chance in a lifetime to change one's destiny!
And Lin Heng's performance did not disappoint the crowd.
He glanced at the Wealthy woman, and his gaze quickly fell on that large stack of red bills.
Su Xueer's breathing became rapid.
Could it be that Lin Heng was that superficial of a person?
Someone who values money over people??
But Lin Heng had done so many good deeds before; he didn't seem like the type to be blinded by money...
Su Xueer pursed her lips, clutching her hands.
Without hesitation, Lin Heng directly snatched it away.
"Thank you for the tip, sister."
"But accompanying you for drinks is out; I'm allergic to alcohol."
Huh?
A soft... hard refusal to accept 'soft rice' (living off a woman)?
Su Xueer was stunned.
The livestream room was dumbfounded.
"What a disaster!"
"Unfilial son, stop it!"
"Heavens! I'm going to faint. How could he let go of such a good opportunity? Lin Heng's heart must not be made of iron, right?"
"Wuwu... What a rare chance to change one's destiny!"
"He's not human! Ahhh!!"
Everyone was indignant.
They wished they could immediately turn into vengeful spirits and possess Lin Heng's body!
If it were just about the money, fine.
But that Wealthy woman was a beautiful married woman!
Those black silk speed-enhancing shoes...
The viewers in the livestream room felt dizzy just looking at them and couldn't control themselves.
This Lin Heng must be the reincarnation of the Buddha!
He could actually resist this??
"Offending the Wealthy woman, she definitely won't let this go!"
"Exactly. How could a woman's heart tolerate such an insult? I bet that Wealthy woman will throw a massive tantrum in a moment!"
"Look, the Wealthy woman's mouth is already twitching. Looking at her expression, Lin Heng is definitely going to be in trouble soon."
"Exactly, exactly!"
Everyone was indignant.
But just at this moment, the Wealthy woman in the black silk speed-enhancing shoes finally managed to suppress the upward curve of her lips and smiled slightly.
"I've finally found a man who isn't interested in my money. Young man, I think highly of you. Here, this is my business card. Call me anytime if you're free."
"I'll wait for you to change your mind."
After saying that, the Wealthy woman took out a business card and quickly disappeared.
This...
The crowd immediately lost composure.
"Holy crap... Is there such a move?"
"My eyes... Quickly tell me this is an act!"
"Lin Heng deserves to die!"
This was the first time the audience had completely broken down.
Lin Heng, however, shrugged indifferently and continued parking.
Lin Heng was quite satisfied with the income for the night.
At least with that last interaction, his losses for the day were covered.
As for accompanying the Wealthy woman?
Lin Heng had no such plans.
Time quietly slipped by.
Lin Heng was on the night shift, and later on, there weren't many people around. Lin Heng began practicing the Eight Section Vajra Skill at the entrance of the bar.
At this point, the people in the livestream room started watching seriously.
After all, the Taoist official public account had said it was genuine and not for public dissemination. They should hurry up and practice it too; who knew if it could enhance some aspect of their abilities?
Thus, a nationwide martial arts instruction session began.
Almost simultaneously, tens of millions of people across the Dragon Country jumped along with Lin Heng.
Suddenly, a noise came from the surroundings.
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