130: Guild Tournament (I) Part 3
“Hiss~ My head hurts.”
Li Youqian woke up with a severe headache.
It hurt even more than the last time he drank too much with the old masters.
“Could it be fake alcohol?”
Just as he was suffering from a headache, Lin Yuwei walked in, holding a glass of warm milk.
“Boss, have some milk, it can relieve headaches.”
“I’ve asked the kitchen to make you sesame honey porridge; you can come down to eat it soon.”
Both milk and honey can alleviate headaches, so Lin Yuwei had the kitchen prepare some of each.
“Okay, Yuwei, thank you for the trouble.”
Alcohol, it’s uncomfortable when you drink too much, but if you don’t drink… it’s even more uncomfortable!
Whenever this topic comes up, someone will ask, can’t you just drink less?
To answer with a lyric:
“After living for so long, I finally realized alcohol is my life; let alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol ruin my brain nerves!”
Li Youqian slowly finished his personal hygiene and went to the dining room to have breakfast.
This kind of life, waking up naturally every day and having someone serve him as soon as he wakes up, was truly too boring.
It was simply wasting time, wasting life!
【How about… I take back all rewards, and then unbind?】
Cough, cough, actually, wasting a bit of life is quite good~
There are so many people working themselves to death; if he is one less, then there will be one less competitor.
Human happiness will increase by one point.
“By the way, System, can the gene agent you gave me be used after drinking?”
Many medicines are prohibited after drinking, so Li Youqian specifically asked.
【You can use it even if you’re about to die, let alone after drinking.】
It’s good if it can be used after drinking; if it couldn't be used after drinking, and one injection took his life.
Then he would become the most tragic system owner in history.
“By the way, does this thing hurt?”
“If it hurts, I’ll take some painkillers first.”
Gene agents completely change a person's genes, which is equivalent to grinding cells and rearranging them.
This sounds very painful.
【It hurts a little.】
Then Li Youqian was completely relieved and immediately extracted the gene agent.
【It’s in your bedroom.】
After eating, Li Youqian eagerly went to the bedroom; it was still the same bedside table, still the same spot.
However, this time, the Patek Philippe was replaced by a “syringe.”
(For details, please refer to the healing agent in CF Challenge Mode.)
Li Youqian was about to ask how to use this thing, but the system directly answered.
【Aim it at any part of your skin, then press that button.】
【You can even inject it on your Babylonian Tower, it’ll be fine!】
Li Youqian followed the system's instructions, rolled up his sleeve, picked up the gene agent, and injected it into his arm.
Revive, my life!
“Tch, System, this doesn’t hurt at all!”
This thing was like an injection; it only hurt for the brief moment of the needle prick, and then he felt nothing.
【I hope your mouth is still this tough later.】
What did that mean? Was there a trap?
No, why is his arm starting to hurt? Is it swelling?
Hiss~ My arm hurts so much!
Holy cow, why is this pain spreading?
MD, stop! That place shouldn't hurt!
【How about it, still tough? This is just the beginning.】
“Damn, this is what you meant by ‘a little’?”
【Yes, a tiny bit, sorry, I have an accent~】
NM!
You damn system, I’m not done with you!
“Damn! It… really… TM… hurts… ah!”
Li Youqian was in so much pain that he curled up on the ground, sweat already soaking the entire floor.
However, the pain was still intensifying.
【If it hurts, just scream~ The pain you are enduring is roughly at level 15.】
【The pain endured by pregnant women during childbirth is roughly at level 9, and the Ten Tortures of the Qing Dynasty are at level 8.】
“System… I, I R you…”
Before he could finish, Li Youqian directly fainted from the pain.
...
When he woke up again, it was already 8 PM.
He was currently lying on the bed, and Nuo Yi was guarding by his bedside.
“Boss, you’re awake.”
Seeing Li Youqian wake up, Nuo Yi quickly moved closer.
“It’s Nuo Yi…”
When Li Youqian saw Nuo Yi, he remembered that damn system!
“Damn system, get out here!”
【Ding~ The system is currently undergoing upgrade and maintenance. Please wait.】
Upgrade your grandmother’s leg!
It was clearly that system guy fleeing in fear of punishment!
“Nuo Yi, have you ever injected the gene agent?”
Li Youqian urgently needed someone to provide him with some psychological comfort.
“Yes, Boss, we inject it frequently.”
What the heck?
Frequent injections? Are you crazy!!
One injection almost took half his life; frequent injections? He couldn’t even imagine it!
“Our physical strength is far superior to yours, so this pain is nothing to us.”
...I knew I shouldn't have asked.
“Boss, while you were unconscious, your phone received a total of forty-three messages.”
“Among them, 23 messages were from Miss Bai Xue.”
Bai Xue? What did that girl want with him?
Li Youqian curiously picked up the phone from beside his pillow and opened it to see.
Today was actually Asahi Baby Media’s guild competition??
And looking at the time, Bai Xue had already entered the stage!
【Bai Xue: “Daddy, I’m participating in the guild competition today, can you come watch me?”】
【Bai Xue: “Is Daddy busy?”】
【Bai Xue: “Hmph, ignoring me!!”】
【Bai Xue: “Missing Daddy…”】
...
Up until the message from three minutes ago.
【Bai Xue: “Sister Yuwei said that Daddy hasn’t left the bedroom all day, are you sick?”】
【Im Really Rich: “Mm, feeling unwell, just woke up.”】
【Im Really Rich: “I’m coming now.”】
Li Youqian took out his phone, clicked into Asahi Baby Media’s live stream, and walked towards the dining room.
He hadn't eaten all day, so he was indeed hungry.
“Godfathers! The 16-to-8 match is currently underway.”
“Please welcome our contestants to campaign for votes in order!”
【(75) Wo Jiu Ai Free Stuff: “Has the Commander not arrived yet?”】
【(75) Ting Hai: “Not sure, but does it matter if he comes or not? It’s just a small competition.”】
【(75) NvZongcai Jiadao: “Speaking of which, when will that guy’s custom gift be released?”】
【(75) Wo Jiu Ai Free Stuff: “Not sure, President Qian didn’t say.”】
【Douyin hasn’t released custom gifts for a long time.】
【Yeah, it seems like this thing was banned, right?】
【Don’t know, or maybe Douyin has grown so big that it no longer needs that thing.】
【Who cares, won’t we see it when President Qian’s custom gift comes out?】
【The only one among Douyin’s hundreds of millions of users!!】
...
“Next, please welcome our contestant, X. Xue Tu from Guang Yin Li, to campaign for votes!”
The vote-canvassing segment was quick, five minutes per person, and it was soon X. Xue Tu’s turn.
“Hello everyone, I am X. Xue Tu from Guang Yin Li.”
“We are still 70,000 Douyin coins short of the previous rank, is there anyone…”
【Is this a newcomer?】
【Why doesn’t she show her face??】
【She must be ugly, otherwise why wouldn’t she show her face?】
【Get lost, upstairs, you bunch of idiots!】
【MD, don’t come and ruin our Jinsihou’s reputation, if you don’t want to watch, then get lost!】
【(75) Wo Jiu Ai Free Stuff gifted the streamer - X. Xue Tu a carnival * 1 * 2 * 3… * 10! (300,000 Douyin coins)】
【(75) Wo Jiu Ai Free Stuff: “Although the Commander is not here, his wife is not someone just any tom, dick, or harry can bully.”】
“Thank you, Free Stuff Ge, for the ten carnivals, thank you, Gege.”
As soon as X. Xue Tu finished thanking him, she saw a name that made her incredibly excited.
【(75) I'm Really Rich entered the live stream.】