92: "Splits"

(The current reads have finally exceeded 100,000. Thank you, godfathers, for your support.)

As for how to punish Xiao Xin, Li Youqian had already thought it through.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Xiao Xin, I remember you used to dance, right?"]

[Huh?? Dance?]

[Good heavens, so Xiao Xin has been hiding things from us brothers all this time!]

[I knew it, Xiao Xin's figure definitely shows she's trained.]

[(64) Guardian of the Best Xiao Xin: "Huh? Dance?"]

[(64) Guardian of the Best Xiao Xin: "Oh, when I asked you before if you could dance, you said you couldn't!"]

[(64) Guardian of the Best Xiao Xin: "You even lied to me!!"]

[(75) Listening to the Sea: "Haha, good thing I came late, so I wasn't fooled."]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Huh? Listening to the Sea is level 75? You're strong!"]

The first time Li Youqian saw Listening to the Sea in Xiao Xin's live stream, he was only level 72.

How long has it been, and he's already risen to level 75.

[(75) Listening to the Sea: "President Qian is joking. Compared to you, I'm still far behind."]

[(75) Listening to the Sea: "When you weren't around, I helped look after Xiao Xin."]

[Listening to the Sea is indeed beyond reproach.]

[Although he can't compare to President Qian, Listening to the Sea is also a very formidable big brother.]

[Upstairs, don't compare the big brothers.]

[Exactly, exactly, aren't you trying to sow discord among the big brothers?]

[(75) Listening to the Sea: "Haha, it's fine, I really can't compare to President Qian, I admit it."]

These were not polite words. If Listening to the Sea might have been a bit unconvinced before, after that night, only immense admiration remained in his heart.

A big shot who can casually pull out billions to buy antiques is simply not someone he can compare to.

What's more, this wasn't an investment; it was a voluntary donation.

The higher one stands, the more one feels their own insignificance.

"Ah, this..."

Xiao Xin did learn to dance, but that was many years ago.

And at that time, it was just for fun; she never really practiced seriously.

Now, asking her to dance, wouldn't that be social suicide for her?

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "It doesn't need to be too difficult, just do a split!"]

[Good heavens, that's truly "Simple."]

[Isn't it just a split? I... well, I can't!]

[A man can't say he can't.]

[Excuse me, I'm a woman.]

[Sister CPDD!]

...

A split? That's even worse than dancing!!

Xiao Xin strongly suspected Li Youqian was doing it on purpose, because she had told him before that she couldn't even do a split.

"Cough, cough, a split is too Simple; it doesn't show my sincerity."

"I'll still dance a routine."

Even if dancing isn't good, it won't kill her.

Forcing a split, not to mention not being able to do it, even if she could, her legs would be done for.

[Just asking, is a split very difficult?]

[I don't know, you'll have to ask a dance student about that.]

[Not bad, if you start practicing when you're young, it's not difficult.]

[Emmm... as long as you start learning from a young age, nothing is difficult, right?]

[Are you kidding me, upstairs? Even if you start learning from a young age, you can't build controllable nuclear fusion.]

[You're just being a pure contrarian!]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "It's fine. As your brother, how could I bear to see my sister suffer?"]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "After all, dancing is so tiring, and a split can be done in a few seconds."]

The Way of Heaven has its cycles; no one is spared by the heavens.

The disaster of fate had finally fallen upon her.

"Brother Baofu, I... I thank your eighteen generations of ancestors."

Xiao Xin was truly desperate. It seemed her two legs were truly done for today.

"Sister Xin, your doll package has arrived. I'm going to sign for it."

Just then, Xiao Tangyuan, Xiao Xin's assistant, poked her head in and said.

"Hey! Xiao Tangyuan, wait!"

"Doll? Are those the ones I ordered on JD yesterday?"

Xiao Xin asked excitedly, as if grasping a life-saving straw.

"Yes, are there any other dolls?"

Xiao Tangyuan asked with a puzzled expression.

"That's great! Xiao Tangyuan, hurry and get it!"

"Brother Baofu, after Xiao Tangyuan brings back the package, I'll perform a split for you."

The dejection on Xiao Xin's face vanished, and she said to the camera with a smile.

Li Youqian always felt something bad was about to happen. This girl was always cunning and tricky.

Now she suddenly became so excited; there must be something fishy going on!

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "No, you must perform now!"]

He absolutely could not let this girl stall for time.

[Tsk, if this old man is not mistaken, there must be something fishy going on!]

[Even a fool can see that Xiao Xin is up to something again.]

[At first, I thought Xiao Xin was a beauty streamer, but then I found out she's actually a gaming + variety streamer!]

[She could have relied on her looks to make a living, but she insisted on relying on her "talent," right?]

"Oh, Brother Baofu~"

"I'm wearing a skirt right now, can you wait for me to change clothes?"

Xiao Xin was wearing a JK uniform today, which was indeed not suitable for a split.

This is bad!

This girl really found an excuse to stall for time.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Sigh... go ahead."]

"Okay~ Everyone, wait for me a moment. The streamer is going to change clothes and then perform a split."

[Streamer is so beautiful, looking forward to it!]

[Uh... no need to look forward to it.]

[As everyone knows, Xiao Xin is a variety streamer.]

[Sister is so beautiful, she definitely won't lie to us!]

[6, Xiao Xin has made it, she even has loyal beauty fans now.]

[Saying it nicely, they're beauty fans. Saying it not so nicely...]

[They're perverts, right?]

...

"Ding, ding, ding, ding!"

"Your favorite streamer is back!"

After about ten minutes, and after the super moderator had already warned her twice, Xiao Xin finally returned.

(If a streamer is not in front of the camera for a long time, they will be warned.)

She changed into sportswear, and her slender waist, which could be encircled with one hand, stunned many perverts.

[Xiao Xin is not being honest! She has such long legs, but usually she hides them and doesn't show them!]

[Tsk, brothers, I'm with you heart to heart, but you're playing mind games with us, right?]

[This waist, *hiss*~]

[If Xiao Xin could become a Big Xin, that would be perfect.]

"I can't help it!"

"I've clearly been eating papaya all along."

"But it's just not cooperative!"

Xiao Xin looked down at her shoes and said with a dejected expression.

[Sigh, it's fine, this is called small and exquisite!]

[Concentrated things are all essence; you don't need to be sad.]

[I suspect you're making suggestive remarks, but I have no evidence.]

[The car wheels are practically on your face, and you still have no evidence?]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Where's the split?"]

[Exactly, exactly, hurry up and perform the split.]

[+1+1.]

"Xiao Xin hears the command!"

Then... Li Youqian saw the most "unique" split.

Xiao Xin opened the door of her live stream room, then brought in a... toy horse from the doorway!

The most crucial thing was that this horse also had the character 'one' (one) stuck on it.

"There, this is the 'one-horse' (one字马) you wanted to see."

Xiao Xin's tone carried a hint of schadenfreude.

[???]

[I took off my pants, and you show me this?]

[666.]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "I knew it."]