163: Drink with my father-in-law

“Old geezer, why’d you call me over?”

Li Youqian swaggered into Li Weiguo’s villa with Su Qingwan.

It was his first time here, and the traditional Chinese decor was quite classic.

“You brat, can’t you give me some face in front of outsiders?”

Li Weiguo was always infuriated by Li Youqian; that guy was just born to annoy him.

“Brother Su, please excuse him.”

Li Youqian turned to Su YanTian, Su Qingwan’s father, and apologized.

“Haha, it’s fine, it’s fine. After all, they’re just kids~ It’s normal.”

“Besides, it shows that your father-son relationship is harmonious.”

“My own brat turns and walks away the moment he sees me.”

Mentioning Su Qingwan’s brother, Su YanTian also had a terrible headache.

“Exactly! Look how understanding Uncle Su is, old geezer, you need to learn to be content!”

Li Youqian successfully demonstrated what it meant to take an inch and a mile.

“You little bastard, you better be serious at the ceremony tomorrow.”

“What you represent is the face of our Li Family.”

Li Weiguo said grumpily.

“Alright, alright, I promise I won’t embarrass you.”

“You’re not young anymore, why are you still so long-winded?”

“I haven’t heard of men having menopause…” Li Youqian muttered.

“You!!”

Li Weiguo shot up, turning to pull out his beloved "Seven Wolves" belt.

“Alright, alright, why are you arguing with your son!”

“You’re a grown man, yet you still act like a child.”

Xie Zixi saw Li Weiguo about to make a move and quickly stood up to stop him.

Although Li Youqian was indeed irritating, she always sided with family over reason. Her son was family, but her husband wasn’t!

“Hmph, just keep spoiling him!”

Seeing that even his own wife was siding with Li Youqian, Li Weiguo could only give up.

After all, Su YanTian was still here; it wouldn’t be good to let outsiders see a joke.

Su YanTian looked at the scene before him with an expression of envy.

Compared to Li Youqian, his own brat was the one who truly gave him a headache.

That scoundrel even dared to put laxatives in his wine glass!!

It angered him so much that he went for a paternity test the next day, and the results showed he was indeed his own flesh and blood!

“Since that’s the case, the marriage of the two children is settled. They’ll get engaged after the New Year and marry after spring begins.”

The marriage discussions went smoothly. The Li Family knew the Su Family inside and out. Although the Su Family didn’t know the Li Family’s full background, for them, it was all benefit and no harm.

After all, Su YanTian had even considered Su Qingwan becoming a nun before…

Now, agreeing to a marriage alliance was an unexpected joy, especially with the Young Clan Leader of the Li Family!

Now, that old scoundrel from the Zhou Family would have to respectfully call him Elder Brother Su when he saw him~

“I’ve already had someone prepare dinner. Let’s have a Simple meal together.”

Although Li Weiguo usually didn’t eat dinner, it was the in-laws’ first visit, so he still had to accompany them for a bit.

Even though it was called a Simple meal, there were a full thirty dishes.

“This… isn’t this too much?”

Su Qingwan quietly asked Li Youqian. Although she grew up with a silver spoon, she rarely had such a luxurious dinner!

“You’ll get used to it. Our family’s meals are always this standard.”

This… is this the heritage of a millennium-old aristocratic family?

Previously, Su Qingwan always thought that although her Su Family couldn’t compare to the Li Family, the gap wouldn’t be too large.

She didn’t expect that she was a frog in a well, looking at the sky from the bottom of a well.

The two couldn’t be compared at all; they weren’t on the same level!

“I… I’ll try to get used to it.”

They say it’s easy to go from frugality to luxury, and difficult to go from luxury to frugality, but going from frugality to extreme luxury is actually quite difficult too.

It’s not just about knowing how to spend money; it’s much more complex than that.

“Li Youqian, may I call you that?”

Even though he was about to become Li Youqian’s father-in-law, Su YanTian didn’t dare to put on airs.

“Yes, of course, you’re an elder, you can call me anything you like.”

It was just a form of address, he didn’t care.

As long as he didn’t curse him, any address was fine.

“Youqian, do you drink? Shall we have a few drinks together?”

Just eating dishes was too dull; they needed some alcohol to liven up the atmosphere.

“No problem, today we won’t go home until we’re drunk!”

[Ding~ System mission issued.]

[As a divine tycoon, how can you be out-drunk by your father-in-law?]

[Please have the host drink his father-in-law under the table. Reward the host… Damn, what should I reward you with?]

The system was still very troubled about Li Youqian’s rewards.

The things that could be obtained on Earth, this guy didn’t care for now.

The things that couldn’t be obtained on Earth, it would have to break its principles.

[Damn it, never mind, I’ll let my old uncle bear the consequences if anything goes wrong!]

[Reward the host with the Thousand Cups Undefeated Pill.]

This reward was pretty good; getting too drunk at the dinner table was really uncomfortable.

With this skill, Mom no longer has to worry about my drinking capacity!

“Uncle Su, I toast you. This toast wishes you boundless blessings and a long life.”

Li Youqian stood up and drank it all in one gulp.

“Haha, good, refreshing!”

Su YanTian also drank it all in one gulp. When it came to drinking, men always had a feeling of not wanting to lose.

You can drink me under the table, but you can’t make me admit I can’t out-drink you, absolutely not!

“This second cup, I wish you…”

“This third cup, I wish you…”

“This fourth cup, I wish you…”

Li Youqian drank four cups of baijiu in a row. To be honest, he was starting to feel it too…

“Cough, cough.”

Every time Li Youqian said a toast, Li Weiguo would cough.

This was already the fourth cough, and the meaning was self-evident.

“What’s wrong, old geezer? Sore throat?”

“Here, have a cigarette!”

“You’ll feel better after a cigarette~”

Li Youqian, emboldened by the alcohol, pulled out a cigarette and walked up to Li Weiguo.

“Get lost, I don’t smoke.”

“You should smoke less too, lest you smoke yourself to death one day.”

Li Weiguo said grumpily. This idiotic son, he couldn’t keep him.

“Oh, it’s fine. If I die, you can just have another one.”

“You’re still strong in your old age!”

Li Weiguo’s veins bulged, wishing he could slap him to death!

“Phew~ I won’t stoop to his level. I’m his father.”

“A father shouldn’t stoop to his son’s level.”

Su Qingwan also looked at Youqian, both amused and exasperated. Her fiancé was a bit… eccentric.

His way of thinking was indeed not something ordinary people could compare to.

“Come, come, Youqian, let’s you and I keep drinking.”

After four consecutive drinks, Su YanTian was also a bit drunk.

“Drink!”

“Brother, let me tell you!”

“Ah, big brother, I also want to tell you!”

“No, little brother… you listen to big brother first!”

Su YanTian and Li Youqian were arm in arm, like “good brothers.”

“Little… little brother!”

“If my daughter… if she ever wrongs you, you… you tell me!”

“Watch how I’ll teach her a lesson!”

He even offered after-sales service; this merchant is good!

“Rest… rest assured, big brother!”

“If that day ever comes, I… I will definitely… call… call you!!”