171: Shopping Mall Turbulence (2-in-1)

“I’m really impressed with you.”

After speaking, Li Youqian, full of confidence, recharged five yuan, ready to win five dolls in one go.

“Go, husband!!”

Hiss~ Don’t tell me, hearing an ice-cold Female CEO call him husband is truly a pleasure~

“Ahem, watch me!”

Li Youqian held his breath, trying to keep his hands steady, aimed at the Milk Dragon, and directly pressed the grab button.

NICE! It hit!

“Hehe, you see, this thing is still very Simple…”

Before Li Youqian could finish his sentence, the Milk Dragon fell from the claw.

Nima??

What’s going on?

It grabbed it and it still fell off??

“Uh… It’s okay, husband, it’s the machine’s problem, not your fault.”

Su Qingwan had also seen related videos on Douyin, saying that the claws of these machines were very loose, and the dolls easily fell off.

Li Youqian, not believing in evil, aimed at the Milk Dragon again, and then pressed the grab button hard.

The claw, without exception, hit the Milk Dragon again, and without exception, it fell again…

“Hey, I’m not going to believe in evil today!”

Once… twice… five times.

The five yuan was quickly used up, and the Milk Dragon still lay there quietly.

Its wide mouth, open in a smile, seemed to mock Li Youqian’s incompetence.

“NM!”

“What kind of broken machine is this!!”

Li Youqian grabbed the doll five times in a row, but each time it fell from mid-air.

“Uh… Go, husband, I believe in you!”

Su Qingwan didn’t know what to say either, so she could only cheer for Li Youqian from the side.

“I don’t believe it, today I’m going to go head-to-head with this thing!”

Li Youqian recharged ten yuan again, and once again launched a decisive battle with this evil Milk Dragon.

“This time it will definitely hit!”

“That was an accident just now, again!!”

“Ahem, it was just a little bit off just now.”

“No way, this thing can fall even when it reaches the hole?”

…

“Nuo Yi, you come!!”

After dozens of attempts, all ended in failure.

Li Youqian adamantly refused to admit it was his problem; it must be that this damn machine was too crappy.

So he asked Nuo Yi to try; if even a super bionic human like Nuo Yi couldn’t grab it, then Li Youqian was going to settle accounts with this unscrupulous merchant.

“Yes, boss.”

Nuo Yi walked to the machine, gave it a Simple glance, and began the great Milk Dragon capture operation.

“Boss, I got it.”

Nuo Yi respectfully handed the Milk Dragon to Li Youqian.

“O-once??”

Li Youqian looked at the Milk Dragon in his hand, asking in disbelief.

Why did he fail dozens of times?

Could it be that this thing was like gacha games, with a guaranteed pull??

“Boss, this thing is very Simple.”

“As long as you understand the most basic physics, mechanics…”

Stop, stop, stop, it’s just grabbing a doll, why is it involving science now?

“You, continue to grab all these dolls!”

Since he had a super weapon like Nuo Yi, Li Youqian was no longer polite.

He had to teach this unscrupulous merchant a good lesson.

“Yes, boss.”

…

Without exception, Nuo Yi never missed; every time she made a move, she could grab a doll.

The bags Li Youqian borrowed from the convenience store next door were not enough.

“Boss, all of them have been grabbed.”

Nuo Yi walked to Li Youqian’s side with the last doll, saying respectfully.

At this moment, the surrounding area was already surrounded by onlookers.

They had also been scammed by this doll machine, and seeing Nuo Yi grab all the dolls, they couldn’t help but applaud.

“Move! Everyone move!”

“Put those dolls down for me!!”

Suddenly, shouting came from outside the crowd, and several security guards in uniform pushed through the crowd, holding batons, and came before Li Youqian.

“These dolls are the property of the mall, you cannot take them!”

The leading security captain said fiercely.

“Hmph, we paid for them and grabbed them, why can’t we take them?”

Su Qingwan said coldly; as the Female CEO of Sus Group, what kind of situation hadn’t she experienced?

Assassinations, kidnappings, robberies, and so on; she didn't even put these local ruffians in her eyes.

“Of course not, this is an experience project for visitors to the mall. If you take them, how will others experience it?”

The security captain noticed Su Qingwan beside Li Youqian and couldn’t help but hold his breath.

He had never seen such a beautiful woman; if he could have carnal relations with her, then…

“Of course, I’m not an unreasonable person. If this beauty is willing to accompany me for one night, you can take these dolls as you please.”

The security captain stared at Su Qingwan with a lecherous look, as if Su Qingwan was already within his grasp.

“Filthy trash.”

Nuo Yi and Nuo Er came in front of Li Youqian, looking at them with disgust.

“Heh, kid, I admit you have some skill, you even bring bodyguards when you go out.”

“But no matter what, they’re just two women. If you’re smart, just leave this beauty behind.”

“Otherwise, sticks have no eyes~”

Those who can bring bodyguards when they go out are generally not Simple people.

But he was used to being arrogant in Longxi, and he also had a master backing him, so he didn’t put Li Youqian in his eyes.

Li Youqian, who was already in a bad mood because of the doll machine, heard this and his eyes burst with strong killing intent.

He dared to covet his woman, seeking death!

“Nuo Yi, do it, cripple them.”

As for killing people?

He was a law-abiding good citizen, he wouldn’t dare to kill people.

Killing people means going to jail.

But being hit by a large truck on the way home from work, being smashed to death by a flowerpot while walking, accidentally falling into a river, these accidents are still possible.

“Yes, boss.”

Since there were too many onlookers, Nuo Yi didn’t use any high-tech methods.

Instead, she directly rushed up for hand-to-hand combat, and in just over ten seconds, there were a few more eunuchs in the Great Xia.

“Ah!!”

“My eggs are broken!”

Several security guards lay on the ground, wailing in pain, and some even fainted on the spot from the pain.

“You… you brat are dead.”

The security captain’s eyes widened, and he said through gritted teeth.

The pain in his lower body made him almost unable to breathe.

“I… I tell you, my Brother-in-law is the richest man in Longxi.”

“Offend me, no matter who you are, I will make sure you can’t leave Longxi!”

“Ow~”

After finishing his harsh words, he rolled on the ground in pain.

Richest man in Longxi?

If your Brother-in-law is the richest man in Longxi, then what does his family count as?

“Oh? Interesting, the richest man in Longxi.”

“Call your Brother-in-law now and have him come over.”

Isn’t this the classic 'beat the small one, the old one comes'?

He was too familiar with this plot.

It appeared too much in novels~

“Kid, you’ve got guts, you wait for me!”

The security captain didn’t waste any more words and directly pulled out his phone to call his Brother-in-law.

“Hiss~ Hello, Brother-in-law, I was beaten at the mall, you have to stand up for me!”

Wang Dajin, who was dating his mistress in the villa, couldn’t help but snort coldly when he heard this voice.

This useless Brother-in-law of his was idle and useless, all he did was cause him trouble.

“Hmph, useless, didn’t you mention my name to the other party?”

Wang Dajin was in the middle of something and was very displeased to be interrupted. Today he had taken medicine and finally broke through a minute, but he was interrupted.

“I did, but that kid opposite doesn’t put you in his eyes at all.”

“He even said that even if you come, he’ll beat you too!”

“Ow~ It hurts so much.”

The nameless security captain was sweating profusely from the pain; he knew his thing was gone.

Now he only hoped that his Brother-in-law could teach this kid a good lesson.

“Doesn’t even put me in his eyes? How bold.”

“Wait, I’m going over now.”

When Wang Dajin was young, he was the biggest triad boss in Longxi, and he was extremely concerned about his reputation.

In recent years, with the crackdown on organized crime, Wang Dajin also began to transform, constantly whitewashing himself, and eventually became the “richest man” in Longxi.

Hearing that the other party didn’t put him in his eyes at all, he immediately rushed over furiously to deal with Li Youqian.

“Okay… Okay, Brother-in-law, I’m waiting for you here.”

Li Youqian just watched him quietly add fuel to the fire, without interrupting.

He still enjoyed this kind of ‘pig pretending to be a tiger’ plot.

When this “tiger” discovers that he is not a docile little pig at all, but a super invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex.

The expression must be very exciting.

“Hello, Butler Fu, I’ve encountered something at XX Mall here, please bring some people to handle it.”

In order to make subsequent matters easier to handle, Li Youqian thought it over and decided to call Butler Fu.

And Butler Fu, hearing that his young master had encountered trouble in Longxi, immediately became furious.

After reporting to Li Weiguo, he immediately rushed over with hundreds of family “guards.”

The crowd of onlookers grew larger and larger, and some busybodies even took out their phones to record videos.

Li Youqian glanced at them and did not stop them.

Firstly, it was useless, and secondly, even if they recorded videos, what could they do?

If the video could be posted online, then the Li Family should just disband on the spot. If even their young master’s video could be uploaded online, it would be too humiliating.

“Who! Who dares to hit my people!”

After about a few minutes, a bald man wearing a large gold chain came with a group of thugs. This person was Wang Dajin, the richest man in Longxi.

Li Youqian glanced at him and immediately lost interest.

How could such a person become the so-called richest man?

This place in Longxi was truly disappointing.

“Bro… Brother-in-law, it’s him!”

“He relies on having a few bodyguards, acts arrogant, and hit me.”

“You must stand up for me!”

The security captain pointed at Li Youqian, the intense pain had completely numbed him.

“Hmph, it was you, kid, who hit my people?”

“And you even threatened to hit me too? I’m standing right here, damn it, come and hit me!”

Wang Dajin walked in front of Li Youqian, patted his own cheek, and said arrogantly.

“Oh, there’s also a big beauty, hehe, hello beauty, I’m…”

“Ah! You brat really dare to hit me?”

This was the first time Li Youqian had heard such an unreasonable request; someone actually asked to be hit?

As a good young man who was eager to help others, Li Youqian naturally had to fulfill his wish.

He immediately slapped him across the face.

“Damn it, even Jesus can’t save you today!”

“I said it!”

“Go!”

At Wang Dajin’s command, the thugs holding machetes and cleavers rushed towards Li Youqian.

Seeing the knives, the onlookers scattered in fright.

Seeing the crowd finally disperse, Li Youqian pulled out…

A Truth!

Pointing the gun at Wang Dajin’s forehead, Li Youqian picked his ear.

“What are you saying? Say it again?”

Feeling the cold touch and the strong smell of gun oil, Wang Dajin swallowed.

This was a real gun!

“This… this young brother, let’s talk nicely.”

“There’s no need for us to fight and kill, right?”

“Quickly put down the gun, if it accidentally goes off, wouldn’t it hurt our feelings?”

Hurt our feelings?

If it went off, what feelings would there be left?

Go talk feelings with the King of Hell?

Hey, Old Yan, we were sworn brothers in our last life, can you arrange a better reincarnation for me?

“You, you, carrying a few broken toy knives, who are you trying to scare?”

“Acting like a triad, what’s this for?”

Triad… You’re the damn triad!

Where did this big shot come from? He even carries a gun!

Wang Dajin knew he had kicked an iron plate this time, and cold sweat streamed down his face.

“Brother, I was wrong about this matter.”

“I apologize to you, if you want any compensation, just say so.”

He wasn’t a fool; he knew he probably couldn’t afford to offend the young man in front of him, so he immediately backed down.

Where there’s life, there’s hope. As long as he saved his life today, a gentleman’s revenge is never too late!

“Screech~”

The sound of many cars braking sharply rang out, and Butler Fu rushed over with hundreds of people.

“Young Master, this old servant is late, I apologize for frightening you.”

Butler Fu immediately saw Li Youqian holding a Truth, pointing it at a bald idiot’s forehead.

Those thugs were immediately stunned when they saw the hundreds of people rushing over, because…

Every single one of them had a Truth in their hands!

“Gulp~”

Wang Dajin swallowed, what kind of terrorist organization had he provoked?

Would he be silenced?

“Thump.”

Wang Dajin directly knelt down, immediately kowtowing and begging for forgiveness:

“My lord, I have an 80-year-old mother above and a 3-year-old child below who needs feeding.”

“Please just let me go like a fart!”

An eighty-year-old mother above, and a three-year-old child below?

Can’t you change your words?

What, is it a nationwide standard or something?

“Letting you go is not impossible~”

Li Youqian didn’t want to cause a death in the street. Although it was nothing for the Li Family, it was better to have less trouble.

“How about this, as long as you slap yourself a hundred times, and then slap yourself and shout ‘I’m an idiot,’ then this matter will be settled today.”

Just like that?

How could it be!

For this kind of scum who bullies men and women, Li Youqian believed that God would definitely take him.

For example… going insane and jumping off a building to his death.

Or… being hit by a drunk driver and torn into four or five pieces while crossing the road.

It’s not impossible, right~

“Alright, my lord, don’t worry, I’ll slap myself now!”

Li Youqian watched him slap himself a hundred times, and nodded in satisfaction.

“This time it’s settled, next time, watch your step.”