93: Daiyu Xin holding a Gatling gun

In the end, Xiao Xin still couldn't bluff her way through and was forced by Li Youqian to do a split.

[6, You did great, don't do it again next time.]

[The old ladies in the park do splits better than you!]

[You know, the old men and women in the park are all ceiling-level figures.]

[Of course, I once saw a grandpa over 70 in the park, his hair was all white, playing a giant windmill on the horizontal bar!]

[The most mysterious group in China - Park Grandpas, unknown strength, stronger when challenged.]

[If it weren't for this generation, our country would not be so prosperous and strong.]

[Uh... how did you manage to get so off topic?]

The thought process of contemporary netizens is very novel; one second they're discussing Marxist philosophy, the next they're talking about Makka Pakka.

The most crucial thing is that no matter how off-topic the conversation gets, they can always come up with something.

Don't think they can't remember anything during exams.

As soon as they start bragging, it's as if they have an encyclopedia in their minds, and they can't stop.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "I'll forgive you this time, don't let it happen again."]

"Next time, I'll still dare..."

Xiao Xin tremblingly stood up, supporting her leg. She originally wanted to just go through the motions, but the floor was too slippery...

Fortunately, these were sweatpants. If they were regular pants, the consequences would have been unimaginable.

Permanent ban would have been a light punishment.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Go do random PK, it's boring just watching you."]

Li Youqian recently discovered while browsing Douyin that random live connections with big streamers were a lot of fun.

Especially that monkey, his random connections always linked him to all sorts of strange characters.

For example, the "Big Baby" who looked like Dalongmao, or the "What are you doing?" who immediately wanted to PK.

So Li Youqian also wanted Xiao Xin to go jungling in the wild area to see if she could encounter any oddballs.

"What do you mean, watching me is boring?"

"Brother is probably tired, to be so perfunctory with me."

"This is probably because he's been entangled by some other sister, to be so impatient."

[Hahahaha, Daiyu Xin is online.]

[Why is Xiao Xin also acting like Daiyu?]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "???"]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Speak properly."]

"Look, I just said a few more words, and brother is like this. Forget it, forget it, it was my big mouth."

Xiao Xin even deliberately wiped away non-existent tears, her acting so clumsy that it made the audience in the live stream laugh out loud.

[She must be an entertainer streamer, I give this act full marks.]

[Looking across all of Douyin, only Xiao Xin dares to treat President Qian like this.]

[Sigh, she's his "childhood friend," how can it be the same?]

[Xiao Xin and President Qian's way of getting along must make other streamers cry with envy, right?]

[If it were in another live stream, I would absolutely not believe that the female streamer and the top supporter didn't have something going on.]

[Mainly because Xiao Xin doesn't fit President Qian's aesthetic; President Qian likes big waves.]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "You dead girl, your skin is itching again."]

"Look at you, being hot and cold. What? Is chatting with me an injustice to you?"

"I knew it, if others don't neglect you, it won't be my turn."

Daiyu Xin was constantly hovering on the edge of courting death, continuously provoking Li Youqian's bottom line.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Answer the phone."]

"I won't listen, I won't listen, the turtle is chanting scriptures."

"Brother is angry, he's going to scold his little sister."

Xiao Xin knew Li Youqian's temper too well; as soon as she answered that call, a storm would greet her.

If she didn't answer, a little coaxing afterwards would make it go away.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "One day you'll infuriate me to death."]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Stop talking nonsense, go do random PK."]

"Oh..."

Xiao Xin also knew she couldn't keep stalling and obediently clicked on random connect.

[Laughing my ass off, President Qian is about to be driven crazy by Xiao Xin.]

[The most undignified top supporter in history.]

[No, no, no, you haven't seen the top supporters who sold cars and houses.]

[Sold cars and houses? That crazy?]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Those who sell cars and houses to give gifts are pure brain-dead patients."]

"Oh, the sister opposite is so pretty."

"Sister, dance for me, and I'll have the brothers in the live stream give you some follows."

In just a few words, Xiao Xin randomly connected with a streamer named "Brother Hai Takes You to See Beautiful Girls."

However, that disgusting tone made Xiao Xin frown slightly.

[66666, actually connected to this disgusting man.]

[What kind of thing is that opposite? He doesn't think he's handsome, does he?]

[Oh, it's him. Then it's fine, this is trash among trash.]

[This guy likes to check dorms; many small streamers have been harmed by him.]

"What kind of garbage bag are you, so full of yourself?"

"A toad like you wants to see a swan like me dance?"

"Do you know how disgusting you look? If not, please pee and look at yourself."

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't curse, but you're not even human!"

"A fish that slipped through the net of nine-year compulsory education."

"When humans evolved, how did they leave you behind?"

Xiao Xin once again entered infinite firepower mode, her mouth like a Gatling gun, speaking at lightning speed.

A burst of firepower output directly stunned the streamer on the other side.

He probably didn't expect such a quiet and cute girl to be so aggressive.

"You! You.."

Brother Hai on the other side pointed at Xiao Xin, wanting to say something, but Xiao Xin immediately suppressed him.

"What 'you'? My little brother, do you understand what it means to respect elders?"

"Look at your pitifully few followers, and you want to give me follows? Are you worthy?"

"Who knows if your followers are like you, full of diseases? I don't want them."

[WC, I'm a new follower, is Xiao Xin that awesome?]

[Sigh, basic operation, no need to be surprised.]

[Old fans are already used to it, new fans are still shouting WC.]

[Did the other side think Xiao Xin was easy to bully?]

[Hahahaha, the other side is dumbfounded.]

[Thought they had squeezed a soft persimmon, but ended up squeezing a big BOSS!]

[Xiao Xin's combat power, probably only Lu Laoye can fight her.]

[Day N of missing that man.]

...

"How can you be so ill-mannered?"

"A girl like you, who taught you all this?"

Brother Hai clearly forgot that he was ill-mannered first.

"Manners? In front of you, I have no manners."

"To deal with super trash like you, whom even a landfill wouldn't want, I don't need manners."

"Alright, no more nonsense with you, I'm hanging up."

Without waiting for the other side to say anything more, Xiao Xin directly disconnected.

"brothers and sisters in the live stream, can you please report that person just now?"

"That person almost scared Xiao Xin to death just now."

After disconnecting, Xiao Xin returned to her harmless appearance.

[Good heavens, Xiao Xin, where are you from?]

[Northwest Wolf? Northeast Tiger? Lu Province Female Chiyou? Or Sichuan Mother Tyrannosaurus?]

[If you ask me, Xiao Xin is a combination of them all.]

"Oh dear, that person just now, why did he keep clicking PK?"

"He's really annoying~"

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Accept, if he loses, make him streak."]