106: Lin Jianjun's hesitation and fear... (Two chapters in one)

"Brother? What kind of big-headed ghost are you calling a brother?!"

"At the very least... I should be an older brother. You being a younger sister is more accurate."

Hearing Su Qingge's outrageous remark, Lin Xuan couldn't help but reach out and flick the girl's smooth forehead.

"Ow! (〃＞ dish＜) You're mean!"

"A gentleman uses his words, not his hands! How dare you hit a woman?!"

"Aren't you just bullying me because I can't move? Otherwise, I'd definitely jump up and give you a few hits! (• ́へ• ́╬)"

"And I don't want to be a younger sister! I want to be an older sister! An older sister is a queen, radiating confidence~~~"

Feeling a slight pain on her forehead, Su Qingge was not happy.

Suddenly, she realized she still had the ability to fight back.

So she immediately switched to the 'love-hate' mode... "Hiss~~~"

Lin Xuan was just feeling smug when a sharp pain suddenly shot through his palm. He looked closely and saw the girl's small hand pinching the flesh of his palm.

"Ow, ow, ow~~~ Qingge. I wasn't wrong, you are a younger sister!"

"We were born in the same year, but different months. I'm in September. Aren't you younger than me?"

September?

Hearing Lin Xuan reveal his birth month, Su Qingge immediately perked up.

She controlled her fingers and drew a few strokes on Lin Xuan's palm.

"I'm July."

After confirming her status as the 'big sister', Su Qingge felt incredibly smug.

╭(╯^╰)╮ Hmph!

How about that?!

Now you know who the older sister is, right?!

Hurry up and call me Sister Su.

Just as Su Qingge was feeling triumphant, Lin Xuan's irritating voice came again.

After understanding what he meant, she almost jumped up in anger on the spot.

"That's right! Qingge! I'm September, you're July, so I'm older than you!"

"Look! 9 > 7, this is an arithmetic problem even elementary school students know. My conclusion that I'm older than you is perfectly reasonable!"

Su Qingge: "..."

Are you being polite?

An arithmetic problem even elementary school students know?!

If elementary school students heard that, they'd think you were insulting their intelligence... Outside, Lin Xuan smirked secretly.

He hadn't expected Su Qingge to actually be two months older than him.

But calling her 'sister' was impossible, he would never call her 'sister' in this life!

Anyway, you can't get up, so I'm the one who decides. If you're so capable, get up and hit me...

Facing Lin Xuan's twisting of facts, Su Qingge was utterly speechless.

But she was too lazy to argue with a certain childish person, fearing it would lower her IQ.

She decided to wait until she fully woke up, then use her older sister's authority to properly educate him on how to be a good younger brother...

Finally, she left a '6' on Lin Xuan's palm.

The next second, Lin Xuan's exaggerated voice came.

"What? Qingge, you were born in June? Then you're even younger. 9-6 = 3, you're three whole months younger than me!"

Su Qingge: "This guy... (• ́へ• ́╬)"

However, Lin Xuan was also afraid of being "domestic-abused" by the girl again.

So he only teased her for a few sentences before immediately changing the subject.

"Ahem..."

"By the way, Qingge. Let's not talk about this for now. Didn't you say last time you wanted to hear a story? I'll tell it to you!"

Recalling the story Lin Xuan had previewed last time, Su Qingge's attention was instantly drawn back, and she became full of interest.

"Tell it quickly! You hateful chapter-cutter!"

"..."

At the girl's urging, Lin Xuan no longer delayed. He organized his words and began to narrate with great emotion...

"A long, long time ago..."

"There was a place called Stone Village, where a ninja named Uzumaki Naruto lived. He was the hero of the village and a formidable rival to the Hokage Luffy."

"One day, Naruto's most beloved person—his wife Sasuke—was kidnapped by the Akatsuki organization, subordinates of Luffy."

"To save Sasuke, Naruto decided to challenge Hokage Luffy, initiating an unprecedented Summit War."

"Through brutal training, he eventually unlocked Fifth Gear Chakra, becoming the strongest Sun God Pirate King."

"Thus, the grand Summit War began. Naruto, relying on the power of Fifth Gear Sun God, gradually pushed Hokage Luffy into a corner."

"However, Luffy was still the Hokage, with unfathomable strength. At a critical moment, he unleashed a Chibaku Tensei, almost making the world feel pain!"

"Fortunately, at the last moment, Naruto activated Six Paths Sage Mode. A powerful Getsuga Tensho defeated Hokage Luffy, successfully rescuing Sasuke."

"And to repay Naruto's life-saving grace, Sasuke offered herself to him, giving birth to two sons and one daughter. They were named Tang Chuan, Xiao Wu, and Xiao Yan respectively..."

"..."

Lin Xuan spoke with excitement, gesticulating wildly, completely immersed in his own story.

In the dark prison of consciousness...

"This story seems a bit messy? But it's still very touching!"

"Especially Uzumaki Naruto, who, for his wife Sasuke, single-handedly charged into the Summit War to challenge the world's strongest Hokage Luffy..."

"This undying love between them! It's truly rare in the world!"

"He can actually make up a story like this? Is Lin Xuan really a genius?!"

"The only thing that's a bit off..."

"The three children they had, why do they all seem to be the protagonists from the previous story?!"

"Xiao Wu and Xiao Yan, lovers who become siblings???"

"It would be fine if I hadn't heard the previous story, otherwise, it's just unbearable!"

"What kind of German incest plot is this!!!"

After listening to Lin Xuan's fairy tale, Su Qingge was very satisfied, feeling it was deeply moving.

Except for the part about the children at the end, which left her a bit speechless, the other plot points were quite good~~~

At least after she'd 'lost her mind', it was very enjoyable to listen to as a pastime story, and she was left wanting more...

"Not enough, I want more."

Looking at the characters Su Qingge drew in his palm, Lin Xuan smiled.

"Qingge, next time! Now it's time for our favorite massage session, hehehe..."

"Oh, and a preview of a new story!"

"Fei Yangyang from Bear Ridge, after mastering his licking skills, crowned himself Tianshen (Licking God) and successfully had an affair with Hong Tai Lang. After the wolf-sheep union, Guang Tou Qiang was born."

"And Gray Wolf, who was selling power boosters at a stall in Goat Village, upon learning of this, furiously transformed into a Green Hat Hero, carried his Clear Sky Hammer, and charged up Yunlan Sect to slay a god alone."

"..."

After giving a short preview, Lin Xuan fell silent.

You want it, but I can't give it to you.

Because sweetness, only given little by little, becomes truly precious.

Lin Xuan knew the importance of keeping a woman's curiosity piqued and chose to stop there...

And it was exactly as he thought!

Su Qingge was now itching with anticipation, wishing she could jump up and give Lin Xuan a few "flash-flicks."

"Ahhh! I want to hear it! You hateful chapter-cutter!"

"You might as well not have given a preview! The more you do this, the more you make people itch with curiosity, and then you just leave it, right?!"

"How is this any different from those scumbags who abandon people after leading them on? You should finish what you start, you know!!!"

"(〃＞ dish＜) Short, short, you are truly too short!!!"

But no matter how much Su Qingge was itching with anticipation?!

Lin Xuan remained self-willed, rubbing his hands, skillfully and mischievously climbing onto the bed.

(￣ ii ￣;) Slurp~~~

The exciting 'cuddle' session finally began~~~

Hehehe~~~

Just as Lin Xuan, as usual, held the girl tightly in his arms, preparing to enter 'do-as-I-please' mode...

The door was suddenly opened.

A loli burst in, followed by an unremarkable young man.

"Wife sister, Onii-chan~~~"

"I've come to see you! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ Did you miss me?!"

Lin Xuan: "..."

Miss you? What kind of big-headed ghost are you talking about!!!

You don't come early or late, you just show up at the crucial moment, right...

Are you my fated nemesis???

Even though he was frantically complaining internally, realizing that the older brother-in-law was also close behind...

Lin Xuan instantly entered 'sage mode,' his face completely blank, and he consciously moved half a meter away from Su Qingge's body.

At this moment.

Form is emptiness, emptiness is form.

Women? Mere painted skeletons!

I am a true gentleman, I am an enlightened monk.

After managing his facial expression, Lin Xuan then shifted his gaze to Chen Kexin.

He didn't know until he looked, and when he looked, he was shocked?! (ΩДΩ)

White overalls, holding a basketball.

Her dark hair was parted down the middle with styling gel.

This outfit, this style, was exactly a female loli version of an ikun.

"How is it, Onii-chan! Today I'm cosplaying the hottest God of War outfit."

"Heh heh... I didn't expect you to be a little black fan too... Forget it, you can't pull off this look! You're asking for trouble!"

"(ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~~ I specifically studied it, how could I not pull it off! Watch me... between-the-legs dribble!!!"

"..."

After speaking, Chen Kexin, holding the basketball, threw it between her legs.

It had to be said, she really did learn it well... But Lin Xuan's attention had already completely left the frantic Chen Kexin and shifted to the young man at the doorway.

The other party was just like yesterday, hands in pockets, standing proudly at the doorway.

He was strictly restricted to the doorway by the loli and couldn't enter.

"Brother Su Fan."

"Mm."

Seeing Lin Xuan greet him, Su Fan nodded faintly.

He looked at his younger sister leaning in Lin Xuan's arms, and a trace of displeasure instinctively rose in his heart. (＃￣～￣＃)

However, he also knew that Lin Xuan was a true gentleman, and such actions were purely out of necessity.

Ultimately, the other party was doing it all for his younger sister's speedy recovery.

Especially after noticing that his younger sister's complexion was even better than yesterday, Su Fan was still very grateful for Lin Xuan's efforts.

He forced himself to overcome his discomfort and tried to show Lin Xuan a 'kind' smile.

But because he was truly unaccustomed to smiling, when Lin Xuan saw that smile, which was uglier than crying, an alarm instantly blared in his heart.

(ÒωÓױ) Killing intent!!!

With that terrifying smile, is older brother-in-law thinking of how to harvest my kidneys~~~

Therefore!

During the massage, Lin Xuan played the role of a perfect gentleman to the extreme, trying to avoid any 'inappropriate' actions that might cause misunderstanding.

"What's going on? Why is Lin Xuan so far away from me? Am I electric?"

"Is it because of outsiders again?"

"What's with Ke Xin, always bringing a bodyguard? If you're going to bring one, make him wait downstairs!"

"Seriously, this is affecting Lin Xuan's performance."

"Ahem... Of course, I'm not hoping Lin Xuan does anything excessive to me."

"It's just that if we're so far apart, it could very well affect the treatment's effectiveness."

"That hateful Su Fan, he's a stumbling block on my path to recovery!"

"No, I need to find a way to get rid of this outsider..."

As the person involved, Su Qingge was very sensitive.

She immediately noticed the change in Lin Xuan; his movements had become much stiffer.

And the only reason she could think of... was the two people who had suddenly appeared in the room.

Chen Kexin was ruled out first, because Lin Xuan used to act as if she wasn't there, and his massage technique was very smooth and natural.

That left only Su Fan, the outsider.

Thinking of this, the girl, who already had little affection for Su Fan, now found him even more annoying...

At this moment, Lin Corporation, staff dormitory.

Bang, bang, bang!!!

Sounds of smashing and angry curses constantly echoed in the corridor.

"Damn it, these bastards dared to lay hands on me!!!"

"I'll get revenge, a bunch of bottom-tier poor people, who don't know their place. I am the dignified head of the Lin family!"

"And that beast, fabricating facts, putting me in an unjust position. I'm his biological father! To do such a thing, he has no conscience whatsoever!!!"

"..."

In the living room, Lin Jianjun was holding a baseball bat, smashing the TV, washing machine, and other furniture.

His face was bruised and swollen, clearly having taken a beating.

His suit was torn, hanging on him like rags.

Not far from Lin Jianjun, Lin Hao and his mother stood by the sofa, also with various injuries.

They had exerted all their strength, and with the help of hospital security guards, had managed to escape the hospital by hiding here and there.

"These bastards! Lin Corporation's products are absolutely top-notch! How could there be a problem?"

"These dogs who don't know what's good for them, how dare they talk nonsense. Don't they know that defamation is a crime punishable by jail time?!"

"..."

Lin Jianjun, tired from smashing things, held the baseball bat and paced back and forth in the hall, muttering and cursing constantly.

However, if someone observed closely, they would surely see the panic and unease in his pupils.

Because no matter how tough he acted!

So many patients in the hospital had unanimously stated that problems appeared after using the beauty cream.

With so many coincidences, even if Lin Jianjun firmly believed there was no problem with his company's products, he couldn't help but feel a hint of doubt and fear at this moment...