165: Family, who understands?! I met a guy with a low profile today, I really want to thank him!

Inside a room at Su Family Manor.

The Riddle PK Competition.

It was still in full swing, and the battle had entered a stalemate.

Lin Xuan PK Chen Kexin, 100 rounds.

Score: [95:92]

By the bedside.

Lin Xuan, who had narrowly won a few rounds, held Qingge’s fair, tender hand and posed a new question.

“A black person and a white person mate and have a baby. What color are the baby’s teeth?”

“Hehe! Of course, the teeth are white… just kidding! There’s only one truth: the baby has no teeth!”

Chen Kexin adjusted her black-rimmed glasses, feigned a move, then provocatively looked at Lin Xuan.

Score: [95:93]

This little brat, I didn’t expect her to be quite capable… Lin Xuan was a little surprised.

He had initially thought he could quickly defeat Chen Kexin.

But he never expected that she also had some tricks up her sleeve, managing to draw with him.

“I’m always at the top of the riddle competitions at school. Everyone calls me the ‘King of Brain Teasers’.”

“But you’re not bad either; many of the riddles you come up with, I’ve never heard of…”

While Chen Kexin showed off her intelligence, she also felt an inexplicable admiration for Lin Xuan.

Not only was he great at writing songs, but his ability to create original “riddles” was also amazing. How did his brain even work?!

Of course… Chen Kexin would never say these thoughts aloud.

She didn’t want to watch Lin Xuan show off in front of her; that would be worse than killing her. o(＞﹏＜)o

“Alright, it’s my turn to ask a question now.”

“In a restaurant, two fathers and two sons are eating. Each orders a 70-yuan steak, but they only pay 210 yuan when settling the bill. Why?”

After asking, the little loli nervously stared at Lin Xuan, continuously praying in her heart… Don’t answer it~~

Don’t answer it~~

Don’t answer it~~

…Currently, the score is [95:93], very close. If she didn’t try harder, she would really lose.

Under the little loli’s nervous gaze.

Lin Xuan frowned slightly, lost in thought.

Without cheating, he could only rely on his experience and wisdom.

Two fathers and two sons?

Each spending 70 yuan?

Only 210 yuan paid when settling the bill???

By normal thinking, two fathers and two sons make four people, so it should be 280 yuan!

Riddles are all about being unexpected.

Sometimes, it’s not just about having intelligence to answer them.

Just like Lin Xuan now, even if he considered himself to have an IQ of 250.

He couldn’t find a clue for a moment, and just as he was about to lose this round… his peripheral vision caught Qingge drawing three “little people” on a piece of paper.

One old, one young, one small.

Swish—

Lin Xuan’s mind suddenly lit up, and he grinned:

“Because… they are three generations: grandfather, father, and son.”

Chen Kexin: “…”

ε＝ε＝ε＝(#＞д＜)ﾉ Ahhh!!!

How did he answer it again?!

He couldn’t answer it just now, wait… Chen Kexin seemed to remember something, leaned closer, and found Qingge’s drawing.

“Wuwuwu…”

“Sister Qingge, don’t you love me anymore? You’re helping Brother Lin Xuan cheat!”

“o(╥﹏╥)o Have you forgotten the bond between us…”

Facing Chen Kexin’s tearful complaint, Qingge felt a little embarrassed.

She just thought it was fun and wanted to participate in their game.

Helplessly, she also made a promise.

“I’ll help you in the next round. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧”

Immediately, Chen Kexin beamed with joy, as if victory was within her grasp.

“Oh yeah \(^o^)/, when husband and wife are of one mind, they can cut through metal.”

“Tsk! Don’t pretend I’m not here! You little brat!”

Lin Xuan raised an eyebrow, deeply resentful of the little loli who sometimes tried to poach his girl.

Then he rolled his eyes and, with a mischievous smile, posed his question:

“Which organ in the human body automatically expands when excited?”

After speaking.

To mislead her, Lin Xuan deliberately wore a meaningful smile.

“You… you’re shameless. How am I supposed to answer that?!”

“I refuse to answer this vulgar question.”

Chen Kexin was initially confused and hadn’t thought of the answer.

But when she saw Lin Xuan’s behavior and his lewd expression… she recalled a certain [censored] website she had browsed, instantly understood, and her face turned bright red.

“Shameless about what? It’s a normal question, alright! If you can’t answer it, then you lose.”

Facing Lin Xuan’s interrogation, Chen Kexin glared at him angrily and shyly, then helplessly requested outside help.

“Sister Qingge, help me~~”

“I can’t think of it at all! Absolutely nothing!”

The little loli pretended to be pure, pulling her twin pigtails with a look of despair, indicating she had no clue.

On the bed.

Qingge didn’t react at first, but after pondering it repeatedly.

She finally realized, and Lin Xuan’s question left her speechless.

This guy actually asked such a shameless question.

Oh my, how immodest!

However, since she had promised to help Chen Kexin once, Qingge had no choice but to endure her shyness and quietly wrote down:

“The Golden Cudgel.”

Lin Xuan: “(꒪ꇴ꒪(꒪ꇴ꒪ ;) Huh?!!”

“Qingge, what are you talking about? Do men have Golden Cudgels? Only Son Goku has that!”

“I was clearly referring to the pupil.”

“A person’s pupil automatically expands when excited.”

“As for its size… when the pupil contracts, its diameter can be less than 1 millimeter. When it expands, it can be greater than 9 millimeters.”

“And the Golden Cudgel you’re referring to, Qingge… which part is that? I’m a pure boy. I don’t understand at all, please explain.”

“…”

Hearing Lin Xuan’s answer (－＂－ anger), Chen Kexin was instantly speechless.

Wasn’t this scoundrel deliberately misleading people?

Any normal person would think of something else!

But she didn’t expect that even Sister Qingge would misunderstand, actually associating it with a man’s bad thing… w(ﾟДﾟ)w Ahhh!!!!

How could this happen?!

It’s one thing for me to instantly understand, but how did my pure Sister Qingge also understand!!!

Sure enough, after spending so much time with Lin Xuan, my Sister Qingge was finally corrupted by him… At this moment.

The most embarrassed person was… Qingge on the bed.

She didn’t expect that her daring answer was a misunderstanding.

This alone was enough to make one want to crawl into a hole, right?

But Lin Xuan actually dared to… pretend to be pure and question her!!!

【(〃＞ dish＜) Damn Lin Xuan, not only did he mislead me, but he also dared to pretend to be innocent.】

【Pupil dilation is a skill that both men and women have.】

【But he specifically mentioned males. Isn’t that intentional misleading?!】

【Good thing I can’t move right now, otherwise, facing this in person would definitely be so awkward I’d want to disappear.】

【(╬◣д◢) This is all Lin Xuan’s fault!】

【I even kept giving him hints from the side just now, and this kid actually dared to repay kindness with enmity!】

【I’ve decided! I must help Ke Xin win this match!!!】

【I’ll let Lin Xuan know what it’s like to be isolated and helpless, and see if he dares to prank me like this next time…】

…At this moment.

Qingge still appeared to be quietly asleep on the surface, but her mind was filled with rich internal monologue.

She decided to side with the little loli and give the unforgivable Lin Xuan a good lesson.

Currently, the score is [97:93].

And the subsequent battle.

Directly transformed into… one man PK two women, Lin Xuan VS Qingge, Chen Kexin.

Chen Kexin: “A plane crashed, and the scene was in pieces. But surprisingly, there were no casualties. Why do you say this is?”

Lin Xuan: “Because it was a remote-controlled plane.”

…Lin Xuan: “Why does Superman wear a tight suit?”

Chen Kexin: “I know, because saving people is urgent!”

…Chen Kexin: “Why do geese fly south in autumn?”

Lin Xuan: “Nonsense, if they don’t fly, do they walk?!”

…Lin Xuan: “Which animal is most prone to falling?”

Chen Kexin: “A fox, because a fox’s feet are cunning (homophone for slippery in Chinese).”

…Chen Kexin: “What belongs to you, but others use it much more than you do?”

Lin Xuan: “Hmm… a name, your name.”

…Lin Xuan: “I can’t do qinggong, but I can put one foot on an egg, and the egg won’t break. Why?”

Chen Kexin: “…(racking her brains~~)”

Qingge: 【I’ll answer for her, because the other foot is on the ground.】

…Qingge: 【I’ll ask this question for Ke Xin; her questions are too simple.】

Chen Kexin: “…(Baby doesn’t want to, but baby doesn’t dare to say anything~~)”

Lin Xuan: “Come on, I accept all challenges.”

Qingge: 【What do you call the character with the ‘earth’ radical plus the character for ‘treasure’ ( cowry)?】

Lin Xuan: “ dam (bà, sounds like ‘dad’~~)”

Qingge: 【Good boy! o(*^＠^*)o After all, I’m your dad~~】

Lin Xuan: “(ÒωÓױ)! (•́へ•́╬)!”

Chen Kexin: “…(*^▽^*) (Gloating~~)”

…Lin Xuan: “Ke Xin, shut up! This question is for Qingge. What is the old man in Calabash Brothers called?”

Chen Kexin: “…(Baby doesn’t want to, but baby doesn’t dare to say anything ( preciousᴗ precious)~~)”

Qingge: 【Grandpa.】

Lin Xuan: “Good girl~~→_→ After all, I’m your grandpa~~”

Qingge: 【(－＂－ anger), [○･｀Д´･ ○]. Again! Ke Xin, don’t speak…】

Chen Kexin: “…(Baby doesn’t want to, but baby doesn’t dare to have an opinion (＃￣～￣＃)~~)”

…As time passed, the Riddle PK Competition entered a fierce stage.

Later on, Chen Kexin could only huddle in a corner, feeling wronged.

Because she had been forcibly stripped of her contestant position, and only Lin Xuan and Qingge remained on the playing field for the PK duel.

They went back and forth, neither willing to concede… Suddenly, a knock on the door sounded, temporarily interrupting the game.

Thump thump thump!

Accompanying it… was the voice of the housekeeper, Liu Juan.

“Mr. Lin, your father is here. He brought you a few things. Do you wish to see him?”

Hmm???

My father? Lin Jianjun?

What is he doing here this time? |_・)

Lin Xuan was very surprised.

He had thought that after last time… letting the cold, icy rain randomly slap Lin Jianjun’s face… the other party should have recognized reality and would no longer foolishly dream that he still had a chance to gain his forgiveness.

Why was he eagerly showing up again this time?

With doubts, Lin Xuan opened the door and took a few items from the beautiful housekeeper who walked in.

First to catch his eye was a self-reflection letter from Lin Jianjun… 【Dear Son:】

【Xiao Xuan! I hope through this letter to express my deepest guilt and apology to you.】

【As a father, I made serious mistakes. Because of my favoritism towards my illegitimate son Lin Hao, I neglected you.】

【I also subjected you to unfair treatment, making you experience the pain of being isolated, for which I feel deeply guilty and ashamed.】

【And I have been punished. Only today did I learn that… Lin Hao and I have no blood relation; he is not your brother.】

【Sigh… What I want to say is, actually, it wasn’t my fault. It was Lin Hao and his shameless mother.】

【I was swayed by their sweet words, which is why I repeatedly hurt you.】

【Now that the truth is out, I believe you should forgive me immediately. Because this isn’t my fault; I’m just a poor victim who was kept in the dark.】

【And I have decided to kick this mother and son out of the house and sever all ties with them forever.】

【For the rest of my life, I will be a Daddy who belongs only to you; you will enjoy my paternal love exclusively.】

【As long as you treat me with filial piety in the future, I firmly believe that the estrangement between us will quickly disappear. Then we will still be family, a loving and harmonious family.】

【By the way! To make amends for my apologies to you, I have decided to transfer all my shares to you.】

【You will be the head of Lin Corporation from now on.】

【However, the prerequisite is… you must first sign the “Son-Father Relationship Restoration Agreement” to legally restore our father-son relationship.】

【This way, you can legitimately provide for me in my old age without others gossiping behind your back.】

【Your Daddy who will always love you—Mr. Lin.】

…After casually browsing the content of the apology letter.

Lin Xuan’s expression instantly turned into a subway old man’s face.

Is this an apology letter?

What’s with the strong sense of superiority throughout the whole thing?!

He just wanted to say… Folks, who understands?!

Today I met a real jerk, absolutely terrible, I’m truly grateful! (sarcasm)

Speechless, utterly speechless!!!

Lin Xuan’s heart was filled with endless complaints, then he flipped through the remaining few documents.

【Share Transfer Agreement.】

【Father-Son Relationship Restoration Agreement.】

【Filial Father Pension Insurance.】