285: Oh, my silly cousin, how would you live without me, your cousin?
Two and a half minutes later, seeing that the chat box for [L] had been unresponsive for a long time, Tang Chuan slapped his head, realizing something was wrong.
Oh no?!
I heard that [L] seems to have an “ambiguous” relationship with my Cousin Lin Xuan, and they are also business partners. Could it be that they are friends?
If that’s the case, will my idol be misled by him? If Lin Xuan speaks ill of me to him, won't it affect my idol's opinion of me?!
Tang Chuan frowned slightly and long-pressed the message, wanting to urgently retract it.
Unfortunately, it was too late. [L] had clearly seen the message he sent, and the chat box even showed [The other party is typing a message...] Ding dong!
Not long after, his idol's message arrived late... [I’ve met your Cousin a few times.]
[Actually, he's not as bad as you think; you've misunderstood him.]
[In my opinion, your Cousin is a person who is imposing and dignified, handsome as a jade crown, elegant and refined, resolute and unyielding, ambitious, sincere and honest, optimistic and cheerful, dashing and unrestrained, graceful and charming, brave and fearless, resourceful, gentle and considerate, upright and frank, diligent and hardworking...]
[In short, he has so many virtues that even if I talked for three days and three nights, I might not be able to list them all!]
[But you, without distinguishing right from wrong, slandered such a person of noble character behind his back, which shows your own character...]
[Alas, I am personally very disappointed in you!]
...Staring at that long string of compliments, Tang Chuan ( ̄△ ̄;) was completely stunned, not understanding what kind of relationship existed between Cousin Lin Xuan and his idol.
What could make his idol praise him so highly?!
But one thing he knew was that [L] said he was very disappointed in him?! His own idol actually said he was very disappointed in him!!!!!!
Those few words made Tang Chuan feel dizzy and disoriented, as if struck by five bolts of lightning, feeling that his whole being was not right.
That hateful Beastly Cousin o(╥﹏╥)o... What kind of bewitching potion did he give my idol?! Why does he defend him so much?!
Amidst envy, jealousy, and hatred... “My idol must have been deceived by Lin Xuan’s sweet talk. [L] is really too kind and naive Ծ‸Ծ~~”
“No! I must find a way to save my idol, lest he continues to be tricked by Beastly Cousin!!!”
“Aww w(゚Д゚)w! But what should I do? My idol has already misunderstood me!!! What to do, what to do?!!!”
“...”
Ding dong!
Just as Tang Chuan’s mind went blank and he was completely at a loss, [L] sent him another message.
[You just invited me to write a song for you? Sorry, I refuse ×.]
Refused?
I was refused by my idol! (⊙︿⊙)
Receiving this disappointing result, Tang Chuan felt as if all his strength had been drained, and he slumped weakly to the ground.
Fortunately, there’s always a way out!
Two and a half minutes later, as Tang Chuan was still lying on the ground silently weeping... (╥╯^╰╥).
Ding dong!
[L]'s message came again.
Tang Chuan shot up from the ground with a “whoosh” and opened the WeChat chat box with trembling hands.
[If you still want me to write a song for you...]
[Unless your Cousin comes to me personally, then I can consider giving him face.]
[Alright, I have some things to attend to! Do not disturb!]
Ah... This, this?!
Originally, Tang Chuan was very happy to see that his idol was willing to give him a chance.
But hearing that Lin Xuan had to go to him personally, it made Tang Chuan difficult.
Their Tang Family had long since cut ties with that Beastly Cousin; they hadn't seen each other for at least three years, and all their contact information had been blocked.
Under these circumstances, how was he supposed to get that Lin Xuan guy to plead for him?
Was he supposed to apologize to Lin Xuan?! Beg him in a humble tone???
Impossible, absolutely impossible!!!
How could I bow down to such a pervert?
But if Lin Xuan refused to help, then his idol... No, thinking from another perspective... I can totally learn from King Goujian of Yue, enduring hardship and biding my time!!!
...“[L] must have been deceived by Lin Xuan, which is why he trusts him so much.”
“I must let him know Beastly Cousin’s true colors!”
“Otherwise, who knows if my idol will be used by Beastly Cousin? What if [L] has an accident then?”
“He is the hope of the Chinese music scene! No, he is the hope of the entire world's entertainment industry!”
“For the world, for my idol! What does it matter if I humble myself a little?”
“As the saying goes: If I don't go to hell, who will?”
“Currently, I don’t know [L]’s identity or background, I don’t even know if he’s male, female, old, or young, so I have no way to start.”
“However, my Beastly Cousin definitely knows. I must use him to find an opportunity to get close to [L]! Only then can I save him from Beastly Cousin’s clutches!”
“...”
At this moment, Tang Chuan wiped the tears from his face, his expression solemn.
He suddenly felt incredibly great (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧.
After all, what he was about to do... concerned the entire Chinese music scene, and even the entire world!!!
In other words... he, Tang Chuan, was the savior of this world, which lacked musical aesthetics!!!!!!
...Su Family Manor.
After sending the last message, Lin Xuan put away his phone and got out of the car.
Although he wanted to mend his relationship with his maternal family, he couldn't act like a sycophant and go back to fawn over them.
If they were to reconcile, they should be the ones to actively curry favor with him, begging him instead.
For example, his Cousin Tang Chuan... Lin Xuan wouldn't take the initiative to find him, would he?!
Hmph! ╭(╯^╰)╮
The game is to play hard to get; he must be the one to actively grovel before him!
“Speaking of which, my Cousin’s ending was quite tragic...”
“I remember that after the filming of this TV series he starred in was completed, to celebrate and thank the crew for their hard work, Director Wang Jing would hold a wrap-up party.”
“Tsk tsk tsk... At this banquet, Tang Chuan would be drugged and framed, taken to a hotel where he suffered ‘man-on-man’ violence, and subsequently contracted AIDS...”
“...”
Recalling Tang Chuan’s miserable fate, Lin Xuan shivered, his anus involuntarily tightening.
Oh well, he’s still my Cousin after all~~
If his performance could satisfy him, it wouldn’t be impossible to step in and protect his behind... [Alas, my foolish little brother~~]
[If it weren't for me, your Cousin, how would you live?]
Lin Xuan sighed inwardly, shook his head, cast aside extraneous thoughts, and walked into the manor...
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