483: Look at me, I'm slapping you in the face. Come here and take my slap! Come here, face!
"Tie Tie Mirror Slap—!!!!!!!!!"
Seeing that Lin Xuan not only had no intention of surrendering but also attempted a futile resistance, Jiang Yangping's mouth curved into a sneer, his cold laughter echoing.
Heh heh... death throes! Overestimating himself!
He could even clearly imagine Lin Xuan's face, filled with despair, helplessness, and tears, after his impotent rage, when he realized his counterattack was utterly ineffective~~~
Hehehe~~~
Jiang Yangping looked down at Lin Xuan with the gaze of someone observing an ant, high and mighty, his heart full of superiority.
At the same time, with an arrogant expression, he actively extended his old face towards Lin Xuan's palm.
He wanted this weak mortal before him to deeply understand... what was the overwhelming gap between [God] and [Mortal]?!!!
Even if he stood there without resisting, even if he actively offered his face to be slapped, the other party wouldn't be able to break his defense... uh (⊙o⊙)... wait, it seems... something isn't quite right???
This Venerable One is a deity standing above all beings, how could he be slapped across the face by a foolish mortal?
Isn't this a great humiliation???
Suddenly, Jiang Yangping's expression changed drastically. Now clear-headed, he immediately wanted to pull his head back.
But alas, it was too late.
Lin Xuan put all his strength into it and landed a heavy slap on Jiang Yangping's face.
Whack!!!!!
He didn't forget to grumble at the end:
"Damn it! Your old man's face is really thick; it hurts my hand to slap it!"
"But you old geezer are just begging for a slap! I'll reluctantly give you a few more big ones!"
"However, old man, how many days has it been since you washed your face? The oiliness is terrifying! And... why does it seem to have a bit of a yellowish-brown color?"
...
Glancing at the yellowish-brown particles on his palm, Lin Xuan's brows furrowed into a ' river' shape, his face full of disgust.
On the other side.
Jiang Yangping felt the sensation on his face, standing dumbfounded, questioning his life.
He had just been given a big slap by someone???
And the one who slapped him was an ant that could be crushed with a flick of a finger (・◇・)?????
And after hitting him, the other party didn't forget to continue humiliating him?
Realizing the seriousness of the situation... Jiang Yangping's breathing gradually quickened, his teeth gnashed with a "clack-clack" sound, and his body trembled slightly from extreme anger.
More than a dozen complex emotions appeared on his face in succession.
Surprise, astonishment, humiliation, shame, disbelief, towering rage, etc... From childhood to adulthood, not even his deceased parents had ever hit him, yet today Lin Xuan had taken his precious first time?!!!
You beast!!!! o(╥﹏╥)o
One must know, for an old boy who had just turned eighty, how much damage would a big slap cause to his soul... "You little bastard, how dare you hit me!!! How dare you? How dare you, ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!"
In his extreme anger, Jiang Yangping completely entered a berserk state, his roar seemingly coming from the infernal hell, carrying boundless, boiling killing intent.
His eyes widened like brass bells, his eyeballs almost popping out from rage.
His intensely cold gaze seemed to want to devour Lin Xuan alive.
"Boy! I'm going to tear you to pieces!!! I'm going to make you wish you were dead, but unable to die!!!"
Jiang Yangping roared, his face contorted savagely as he lunged at Lin Xuan, his posture as if he wanted to pulverize him into dust.
Seeing this.
Lin Xuan raised an eyebrow and once again used the Hand of God, shouting: "Watch my Tie Tie Mirror Slap, face come and eat my big slap!!!!!"
"Boy, do you think the same trick will still work on me?"
Looking at the soft and powerless palm striking towards him, Jiang Yangping's face was filled with murderous intent, his expression twisted beyond recognition.
Just as he was about to punch Lin Xuan's dog head, his body suddenly became uncontrollable, and he actively offered his face.
Whack!!!
Another loud slap landed on Jiang Yangping's face, filling him with shock and anger.
"Damn it!!! What kind of evil method did you use? Hypnosis? Poison gas?"
"Why couldn't I control my body just now?"
"And not long ago, why did I actively extend my face? Did you use some strange technique to influence my thoughts?"
...
Faced with such a bizarre situation, Jiang Yangping was momentarily frightened, his heart filled with uncertainty.
He had roamed the world for eighty years, and this was the first time he had encountered something that completely overturned his worldview.
If his face wasn't thick enough, and Lin Xuan couldn't easily break his facial defense, he probably would have been scared into fleeing long ago... In contrast to Jiang Yangping's panic, Lin Xuan looked relaxed and comfortable, grinning:
"Don't rush, there's more..."
"Watch my Tie Tie Mirror Slap, old face obediently take the slap!!!!! Face come!!!"
Whack!!!
The crisp sound of a slap echoed mercilessly once more.
Jiang Yangping's cheek was struck, turning his face to one side. He was momentarily stunned, and just as he was about to fly into a rage...
"It's not over yet... The matter of you making me lose my wife is simply unforgivable!!!"
"How could I possibly let you off easily!"
"Tie Tie Mirror Consecutive Slaps! Face come!!!"
...
As his voice fell, Lin Xuan's right hand swung continuously like lightning, "Whack, whack, whack!!!", and Jiang Yangping's face received over a dozen more big slaps.
"You bastard!!!"
Having been continuously humiliated, Jiang Yangping finally completely exploded. He stomped his foot, and his entire body instantly flashed dozens of meters away.
He picked up a huge rock and hurled it towards Lin Xuan.
He found that while Lin Xuan's methods were strange, they were all variations of the same move, and couldn't break his defense at all.
Moreover, there was a distance limit; as long as he didn't get too close, the other party wouldn't be able to affect him even if he screamed until his throat was hoarse.
"Die!!!"
Looking at the giant rock being thrown at him, Lin Xuan remained unhurried, activating the [Tie Tie Mirror] skill for the second time.
The next second, his entire demeanor underwent an earth-shattering change.
His mouth twisted slightly, his hands casually tucked into his pockets, like a big brother-in-law possessed, he said indifferently:
"Like an ant."
Then, with a light leap, he turned his palm into a blade and chopped down fiercely, his Inner Strength releasing outwards like an invisible sword qi whistling out, directly splitting the giant rock in half.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Yangping's sinister smile froze on his face, and he was instantly dumbfounded.
He didn't understand, he really... didn't understand!!!!
Why was Lin Xuan, who was just an ordinary person a moment ago, suddenly bursting with power, his cultivation rocketing like a rocket, reaching the Grandmaster Realm in an instant?!!!
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