174: Chapter 174 The Holy Light Bicycle in the Nine Nether Tower
As Leng Yue's aura flared, Helena was so frightened that she hurriedly lowered her head, her body trembling slightly.
In the West, a primary wife beating a lowly maid to death didn't require paying with her life.
"What are you guys doing!"
Before Lin Ye could open his mouth to smooth things over, a figure directly darted out from the side.
Frost Star was wearing a slip dress that barely covered her buttocks, and like a koala, she unceremoniously jumped straight onto Lin Ye's back.
Her fair, tender arms tightly choked Lin Ye's neck, and those breathtaking peaks pressed against Lin Ye's back without the slightest avoidance, even purposefully rubbing against it twice.
"Not sleeping in the middle of the night, what are you staring at a foreign woman's chest for!"
The little loli now had the body of a thorough mature woman and the heart of a loli; lying on Lin Ye's back, she poked out a small head and made a face at Helena.
"You foreigner, with just that bit of holy light magic of yours, it's not even enough for me to take a single sip!"
Lin Ye was struck with distracted thoughts from the embrace of the tender trap on his back, yet on the surface, he was as steady as an old dog.
He reached back and pinched a handful of Frost Star's pert, electric buttocks, eliciting a coquettish cry.
Then he looked at Leng Yue with a smile.
"Wife is right, barbarian women are just material for doing rough work. How could they compare to someone of Wife's precious status."
Lin Ye stood up, peeled Frost Star off his back, and smoothly took Leng Yue's icy, jade-like hand, gently squeezing it.
"However, these Westerners have hard bones and won't shed tears until they see the coffin. There's a big job to do tonight, so I still have to let her go underground to see her old superior, lest she thinks I, as the boss, am lacking in human sympathy."
Leng Yue was thoroughly pleased by Lin Ye's words of open denigration and covert praise.
She coldly glanced at Helena, turned her hand to grip Lin Ye's hand with their fingers interlocked, declaring her sovereignty.
"Since Husband wants to go to the basement, then let's go. For this kind of dirty work, I won't dirty my hands."
"Frost Star, come back to the room with me, I will teach you to recognize the characters of Great Xia, stop acting like a wild girl without rules all day long."
Leng Yue displayed the majesty of the primary wife and directly suppressed Frost Star.
Although Frost Star was reluctant, she looked at Lin Ye, then at Leng Yue, and ultimately obediently let Leng Yue pull her into the bedroom. Before leaving, she did not forget to turn back and cast a provocative, alluring wink at Lin Ye, mouthing the words "Wait for me tonight".
Lin Ye looked at the tightly closed bedroom door and rubbed his brows helplessly.
Ever since returning from the underground palace, Frost Star had become increasingly difficult to manage.
But you have to say, this kind of life walking on a tightrope every day and enjoying the jealous bickering of peerless wives of different styles was truly fucking thrilling.
Lin Ye turned his head to look at Helena, who was still kneeling on the ground.
"Get up."
Lin Ye put away that cynical, rascally smile, and his gaze turned icy.
"Let's go, come with me downstairs to see the current plight of that lofty Blood High Priest of you Westerners. By the way, also prepare to welcome the three Cardinals sent by your Holy See to court death."
Helena trembled all over.
She hurriedly stood up, straightened the hem of her qipao, and obediently followed behind Lin Ye, walking towards the elevator in the backyard leading ten meters underground.
"Ding."
The elevator door opened.
A gloomy and oppressive aura rushed towards them.
After completely merging with the nine nether purgatory tower, the ten meters underground of the Lins Funeral Shop had turned into an absolute domain independent of reality.
Huge cyan-gray stone bricks covered the ground.
On the walls on both sides, gloomy blue ghost fires burned.
In the air, rhythmic mechanical friction sounds of "creak, creak" faintly came over, along with curses accompanied by heavy panting.
Lin Ye walked in front leisurely with his hands in his pockets, stepping in flip-flops.
Helena closely followed behind.
When she saw the scene ahead, this former chief adjudicator nun directly covered her mouth in terror, sucking in a cold breath.
In the center of the spacious underground space.
Placed there were twelve gigantic, bizarrely shaped... stationary bikes?
That's right, they were those kinds of stationary bikes commonly found in gyms.
However, these bikes were forged from a certain profound iron that absorbed spiritual energy, and connected to each bike was a thick black cable.
The other end of the cable led to a huge glowing furnace deep underground.
And at this moment.
Those twelve Western heavy-armored Paladins who were once majestic and overbearing on the old street.
Had been stripped of their flashy silver armor.
Each of them wore only a pink domestic apron printed with small floral patterns on their bodies!
These two-meter-tall Western muscle-bound men with bulging muscles were tightly locked onto the seats of the stationary bikes.
Their legs, like they had motors installed, frantically pedaled the foot pedals.
"Creak! Creak! Creak!"
Every circle they pedaled.
The residual holy magic inside their bodies would be forcibly extracted a trace by the bike, flowing along the cable into that huge furnace to be converted into pure spiritual energy.
And right at the front of the twelve Paladins.
That lofty Blood High Priest acclaimed to control truth and judgment β Archimonde.
Was hanging inside a huge hamster running wheel, drenched in sweat!
His gorgeous scarlet robe had long ago become a rag.
Although the sword wound slashed by Lin Ye on his chest had healed, his magic was suppressed by the nine nether purgatory tower to the point where he couldn't even emit a single spark.
He could only run frantically inside the running wheel like a despairing hamster.
"Run faster! Didn't you eat!"
Ayugu didn't know when she had run into the basement.
Holding a finished candied hawthorn bamboo skewer in her hand, she squatted outside the hamster running wheel, and just like teasing a pet, she occasionally poked Archimonde's butt with the bamboo skewer.
"The central air conditioning on the first floor isn't even cooling! Is the magic of you foreign ghosts too weak? Generate electricity quickly! Otherwise, tonight's meal will only be moldy cornbread!"
The Miao Territory Saintess working part-time as the Lins Funeral Shop's foreman, this scene had zero sense of incongruity.
"Eastern devil! Heretic! The Lord will punish you! If you have the guts, kill me!"
Archimonde panted and issued a humiliating roar while running wildly in the running wheel.
Thinking of himself, a dignified Blood High Priest, wherever he went, wasn't it believers kowtowing and red carpets paving the ground?
But what about now? Directly locked in the basement, stepping on a generator like a hamster!
This kind of psychological ravaging made him collapse ten thousand times more than killing him.
"Kill you? Keep dreaming."
Lin Ye's fluttering voice came over.
Archimonde stiffened all over, stumbled in the running wheel, and directly fell flat on his face, spinning twice with the running wheel before stopping in a wretched state.
Lin Ye walked up to the running wheel.
Looking at Archimonde inside who was covered in mud and had a look in his eyes as if he wanted to eat people.
"Death is a release, but in Lins Funeral Shop, even if you die, you still have to go below to work for me."
"While you're alive, you can still create some surplus value, emitting light and heat. Look, how well does this pink apron match your Paladins' temperament?"
Lin Ye's face was full of banter. He loved watching this group of lofty so-called spokesmen of gods collapse under the iron fist of capitalism.
"You... what kind of monster are you anyway..."
Archimonde looked at Lin Ye, deep fear finally emerging in the depths of his eyes.
Lin Ye ignored him and turned to look at Helena behind him.
Helena looked at the scene before her, her brain completely crashed.
This was the West's most elite adjudication force? Locked in the basement stepping on stationary bikes to generate electricity?
She suddenly felt that being favored by Lin Ye, signing an indenture to become a maid and bodyguard, was simply smoke rising from her ancestors' graves!
If she were also dragged to wear a pink apron and step on a bike, she would rather bite her tongue and commit suicide immediately.
"Boss... You brought me down here, did you want me to interrogate him?" Helena asked sensibly.
"Smart."
Lin Ye snapped his fingers appreciatively.
"Deputy Director Gao Guoliang said that three Cardinals brought people across the boundary to teleport over. Calculating the time, it's a matter of these two days."
Lin Ye walked up to the hamster running wheel, grabbed the iron railing with one hand, and his Pure Yang True Qi slightly exhaled.
"Archimonde, spill the beans."
"Your Vatican Holy See, where specifically in Jiangzhou are the coordinates of this teleportation? Also, which way does the door of your Freemasons' sacred treasure vault open, and what is the password?"
"You... why are you asking about the treasure vault?" Archimonde widened his eyes, looking at Lin Ye as if looking at a lunatic.
Lin Ye very naturally picked his ear and blew on his fingertips.
"Nothing. Just feel that you Westerners are too enthusiastic, always traveling thousands of miles to bring me gifts, and I am a person who values reciprocity most."
He stared at Archimonde, grinning widely, revealing a mouthful of pearly white teeth.
"After dealing with these three Cardinals."
"I plan to lead a team personally and take a trip to your Western Continent. I'll even take that underwear of whatever God you have back and sell it at an auction."
As soon as these words came out.
The entire basement fell into a dead silence.
Even Ayugu sucked in a cold breath.
Catching people's expeditionary force to pedal bikes was one thing.
This boss actually planned to take the initiative to attack their door and raid the old nest of the Western Continent's Holy See?!
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