228: Chapter 228 Bear Appearance

"Boom!!!"

In this nameless mountain col deep within the Ten Thousand Mountains, a thunderclap suddenly rose from flat ground!

The pink peach blossom miasma originally lingering all around, under this explosion imbued with the supreme rigid and Pure Yang Qi...

was like being hit head-on by a category 10 typhoon, instantly torn into an absolute vacuum zone spanning dozens of meters in radius.

That old thing's pants had just been taken off halfway.

Then, he welcomed the "wedding gift" carefully prepared by Manager Lin.

The micro-array on the back of the paper figure, at zero distance and without dead angles, directly detonated furiously in his arms!

"Awooo—My dear mother and great-grandmother!"

Accompanied by a pitch-altered scream...

The dwarf old man was sent flying backward directly for dozens of meters.

"Bang!"

He slammed heavily into a huge bluestone on the edge of the col, smashing a human-shaped concave pit into that stone several people tall.

Then he slowly slid down to the ground.

The aftermath of the explosion swept through the entire wedding procession.

Those paper-carried sedan-chair puppets, under the aftermath of the Pure Yang firelight, didn't even last half a second before instantly turning into balls of flying ash.

As for those suona-blowing green-haired zombies and tiger ghosts, under the remaining might of the Taiyi Divine Thunder, they were struck until they were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Emitting a pungent smell of burnt barbecue, they collapsed to the ground twitching one after another, turning into pools of foul-smelling black water.

In just an instant.

The originally gloomy, eerie, and extravagant "Mountain God Wedding Procession" was physically cleared out by Lin Ye's unsporting "explosive package".

"Tsk tsk tsk, how tragic. Turning a wedding night into the seventh-day post-mortem ritual takes just the blink of an eye."

In the bushes.

Lin Ye walked out unhurriedly.

The four women, Leng Yue, Frost Star, Ayugu, and Helena, followed closely behind.

Several people walked to that bluestone, looking down condescendingly at the old monster at the bottom of the pit.

At this moment, the dwarf old man did not have the slightest bit of his earlier lustful and arrogant appearance.

His bright red wedding robe had been blown into black strips of cloth hanging on his body.

The most tragic part was his lower body, because he had just been in the dangerous state of "taking off his pants".

The shockwave of the explosion unobstructed gave him a thorough "hair removal" combined with "physical castration".

His whole body was charred black, and that wretched rat face was blasted into a bloody mess.

While vomiting black blood in large gulps, his whole body twitched.

"Oh my, buddy, playing field operations in the remote wilderness in the middle of the night without your gear fully equipped, why did you take off your pants so fast?"

"Now look, it directly severed your worldly desires from the root."

Lin Ye walked up to him, his eyes filled with disdain and banter.

"But to speak the truth, that little bit you exposed just now... looks like enoki mushrooms."

"If I were you, I'd be too embarrassed to take off my pants."

"Pfft!"

Ayugu, who was standing in the back, had been a bit nervous, but upon hearing Lin Ye's hit-the-nail-on-the-head roast, she really couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing behind her covered mouth.

Although Helena was a Westerner, she had also learned quite a bit of Great Xia's national essence.

At this moment, understanding the meaning behind Lin Ye's words, she hurriedly turned her head away, pretending to look at the scenery, but the corners of her mouth just couldn't be pressed down.

Leng Yue, putting on the airs of the first wife, spat lightly.

"Husband, such foul language, be careful not to dirty your mouth."

"It's just a rat that has attained sentience, tainted with a bit of vein yin Qi, yet it dares to falsely claim to be a mountain god."

Leng Yue's vision had always been sharp, seeing through this old thing's true form at a single glance.

"You... exactly who are you..."

The dwarf old man lay in a pool of blood, staring fixedly at Lin Ye.

In those small eyes, at this moment, it was filled with extreme terror.

He couldn't figure out no matter what, how he had survived cautiously in these Ten Thousand Mountains for hundreds of years.

Always only picking on ordinary village girls with no background, why did he provoke such a living Yanwang today?

The Pure Yang Qi emitted when that paper figure exploded earlier was so overbearing that it defied reason, instantly shattering his body-protecting demonic core!

"Who I am is not important."

Lin Ye restrained the smile on his face, his gaze gradually turning cold.

He raised his right foot, stepping precisely on the lower abdomen dantian of the dwarf old man.

"I hate two things the most."

"First, someone steals my business."

"Second, someone does things worse than beasts."

Lin Ye applied slight force with his toes.

"Snap."

A faint crisp sound.

"Ah!!!"

The old demon let out a heaven-shattering, earth-rending howl.

This kick from Lin Ye, mixed with a trace of Pure Yang Qi, directly crippled his entire body of sinister cultivation completely clean.

"Turns out to be just a scumbag swindling under the banner of the legend of the Flower-Falling Cave Maiden."

Lin Ye turned his head to look at Ayugu.

"I knew it. The legends of the Flower-Falling Cave recorded in Great Xia's folklore are all rule-based existences stained with thousands of years of regional karma; how could they be so easily blown over by an explosive package?"

"This old thing just knew about the recent spiritual Qi recovery, and taking advantage of the legend of the Flower-Falling Cave Maiden, he stirred up some psychedelic miasma in the mountains to carry unconscious girls up the mountain as cultivation cauldrons."

"The people of The Ninth Bureau are also a bunch of wooden heads, unable to even tell real legends from fake ones."

Lin Ye shook his head, pulled out the soul-suppressing copper coin sword from his waist, and prepared to give this old thing the final set meal of physical transcendence.

Just as he raised his long sword, preparing to chop off this rat spirit's head with a single stroke...

"Stop! Don't you dare touch him!"

Suddenly, a rough roar exploded from the depths of the nearby dense forest!

Accompanied by a violent sound of large trees being snapped.

I saw a huge black bear standing more than three meters tall and covered in black, shiny fur rushing out madly from the woods!

This black bear's aura was violent, clearly also a genuine hundred-year-old great demon.

It stood up on its hind legs, its two huge bear paws waving, whipping up a fishy wind.

"What the fuck, in this remote wilderness, are there still bears roaming?"

Lin Ye's movement paused, and he raised an eyebrow.

Frost Star saw this huge black bear, her heterochromatic pupils instantly lighting up, and her saliva was almost drooling out.

"Brother-in-law! Such big bear paws! This must be delicious! Braised or steamed?"

Before Frost Star could even make a move...

That aggressively rushing black bear, upon seeing the dwarf old man lying half-dead on the ground from the explosion, suddenly made a move that made everyone present drop their jaws in shock.

This three-meter-tall fierce beast knelt on both knees beside the old demon with a "thud" sound.

Immediately following, it started to speak.

"You dead ghost! You... how did you get hurt like this! Who beat you into this state!"

The black bear's voice, although it was that kind of robust adult male voice...

But!

Its tone and intonation, coupled with the action of its two huge bear paws gently stroking the old man's body!

Carried a coquettishness and resentment that gave people goosebumps all over!

The whole scene was dead silent.

Lin Ye's hand holding the copper coin sword froze mid-air.

Ayugu's mouth was open wide enough to fit a duck egg.

Helena silently crossed herself on her chest, praying to God to quickly blind her.

Leng Yue took two steps back with extreme disgust, her brows tightly knitted together.

"Hei... Heibao..."

The rat spirit on the ground saw the black bear, a flash of panic crossing its eyes, which quickly turned into a desire for survival.

"Quick... save me quickly... kill them..."

"You remember me now?"

The black bear suddenly straightened its body, squeezing out two tears on that furry bear face.

Pointing at the old man's nose, using that kind of tough-guy coquettish tone, it began its explosive accusation!

"You unconscionable dead rat! Heartbreaker!"

"One hundred years ago, when you were holding me in this cave, what did you say?"

"You said you liked my strong and dense black fur the most, you said my strong arms could give you unprecedented security!"

"You said we would be the happiest immortal couple in these Ten Thousand Mountains!"

"And the result?!"

The more the black bear spoke, the more excited it became, a huge bear frantically beating its chest and stamping its feet under the moonlight.

"As a result, you don't know what kind of madness you caught recently, finding me too rough, finding me not understanding tenderness!"

"Every day you use the banner of some mountain god, running down the mountain to snatch those tender-skinned human girls with hardly any hair!"

"You'd rather waste your cultivation performing illusions for those vixens than be willing to come back to the cave and look at me one more glance!"

"Do you know how lonely and cold I am guarding an empty room alone every night!"

"Now it's good! To snatch women, you were beaten into a cripple!"

"Even your proud 'root' was blown away! You deserve this! This is heaven punishing you, a scumbag!"

This accusation, carrying an immense amount of information and shattering values to the extreme, was like dropping a nuclear bomb in the silent mountain forest.