87: Chapter 87 Miao Jiang Spicy Eye Gu

[Option A: Cyber pyramid scheme, squeezing surplus value — — Sit down on the ground with the starving ghost, instill capitalist empty promises into it, telling it "As long as you are willing to work hard, you will be a boss in your next life". Hoodwink it into signing a soul contract, running errands and delivering goods for the Funeral Shop every day.]

[Reward: One Gold Medal for Unscrupulous Boss. Consequence: The starving ghost reports you for illegally exploiting ghost labor, and you will face a huge fine from the Underworld Labor Bureau.]

[Option B: Chunibyo dance-off, physical transcendence — — Take out a subwoofer, play a brainwashing song "Extreme Pure Land", and engage in an earth-shattering dance-off duel with the starving ghost amidst the intense rhythm. Use your flexible footwork to spin it until it is dizzy.]

[Reward: Street Dance Master Beginner Proficiency. Consequence: This process will be filmed by a passing internet celebrity streamer and posted online, completely reducing you to Jiangzhou's biggest comedian.]

[Option C: Suppression at the top of the food chain — — Take half a step back, hand the main stage over to the two big eaters by your side, let the Miao girl add some seasoning to it with Gu poison, and then let the mutated Corpse King demonstrate what true devouring is.]

[Reward: Husband points +200, randomly unlock one low-tier weird item, team tacit understanding improves.]

These options made Lin Ye laugh out loud.

Options A and B were simply outrageous to the extreme.

I do not know why this system has become increasingly abstract recently, with endless tricks emerging.

"I choose C."

Lin Ye gave the command in his heart, shoved his hands into his cargo pants pockets, and retreated a distance back.

"Ayugu, Frost Star. Leave this fat ghost to you two to practice your hands, and let it understand that dining and dashing is not so easy to do."

Hearing Lin Ye's order, Ayugu's eyes lit up.

She was just worried she had no chance to display her Miao Territory Gu arts.

She walked quickly to the electric scooter, and fished out a beetle from the cloth bag at her waist that was fiery red all over and only the size of a soybean.

"This young lady will treat you to a super spicy hot pot today!"

Ayugu curled her finger and flicked the red beetle at the starving ghost suspended mid-air.

The beetle streaked a red flash across the air, accurately and flawlessly hitting the starving ghost's illusory belly.

"Bang!"

A faint muffled sound.

The red beetle exploded into a pungent and spicy red powder mist, instantly wrapping around the starving ghost's massive body.

Miao Territory's secret recipe, Eye-Irritating Soul-Burning Gu.

This powder mist was only choking to the living, but it had an extremely strong corrosive effect on spiritual bodies.

"Awooo — — Atishoo!"

The starving ghost let out a scream like a slaughtered pig, followed by a thunderous sneeze.

It dropped the illusory bamboo stick in its hands and rubbed its eyes frantically with both hands.

That fat ghost face was twisted and deformed by the spiciness, and illusory tears mixed with snot dripped down in torrents.

Its originally terrifying aura completely vanished amidst this perverted spicy flavor.

Seeing this, Frost Star excitedly clapped her small hands.

"It is Frost Star's time to eat!"

The little girl leaped forward, her figure landing lightly onto the electric scooter's seat.

Her scarlet right eye firmly locked onto the starving ghost that was wiping its tears.

Frost Star opened her small mouth, her two sharp little canine teeth flashing with a chilling gleam.

She grabbed the starving ghost's thick illusory arm and unceremoniously took a bite out of it.

"Crunch!"

The Nether Corpse King's devouring instinct was fully activated.

The starving ghost let out a terrified wail.

It discovered in horror that its grievances cultivated through many years of hard work were frantically flowing away into the little girl's body along the bitten arm.

While sucking, Frost Star wrinkled her small nose in disgust.

"Pui pui pui! This taste is so unpalatable, it is all a stale lard flavor, and it even has chili powder!"

Although she was complaining on her mouth, the little girl's sucking movement did not pause in the slightest.

The starving ghost's massive body was like a punctured ball, rapidly deflating at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In just over ten seconds, a body type that was originally over two hundred catties was forcefully sucked into a skin-and-bones thin bamboo pole.

"Great Immortal, spare my life! Ancestor, spare my life!"

The starving ghost finally could not hold on anymore.

It broke free from Frost Star's biting and tearing, knelt down in mid-air with a thump, and kowtowed frantically towards Lin Ye and his party.

"This little ghost never dares to dine and dash again! I beg the Great Immortal to raise your hand high and leave me some soul foundation to go reincarnate!"

Lin Ye stepped forward, looking at this starving ghost that was so thin it could be blown away by a gust of wind.

"How many meals of dine-and-dash have you eaten?"

"J-Just... just three meals, this delivery delivers fast and gives a lot of meat..."

The starving ghost confessed shivering.

Lin Ye turned his head to look at Little Chen on the ground.

Little Chen was already dumbfounded at this moment.

He could not see ghosts at all, only seeing that cute little girl jump onto the vehicle, take a few bites at the air, and the surrounding chilling sense of oppression completely vanished.

"Alright! You can scram."

Lin Ye's voice was chilly.

"Thank you, sir! Thank you, sir!"

The starving ghost turned into a gust of black wind and burrowed into the ground without looking back, disappearing from sight.

"Ding! Option mission completed, Husband points +200, current points: 3350."

"Obtained one low-tier weird item [Self-adhesive Delivery Receipt] (stick it onto any item, and it will definitely arrive at the destination on time, ignoring spatial obstacles)."

The crisis was resolved.

Little Chen expressed boundless gratitude, pushed his electric scooter, and moved away from this place of right and wrong overnight.

Lin Ye brought Fatty and the two girls who had rendered great service, turning around and walking onto the road returning to the urban area.

The night breeze was slightly cool, blowing away the last trace of haze shrouding over the ruins.

Ayugu walked by Lin Ye's side with her small hands behind her back, raising her chin with a face full of pride.

"Boss Lin, isn't this young lady's Gu poison powerful? That fat ghost was so spicy its tears completely dried up. Was the five hundred thousand you spent worth it or not?"

Lin Ye smiled and did not refute.

Although this Miao girl's methods were eccentric, they indeed had miraculous effects when dealing with low-tier ghost entities.

When they returned to the homestay, it was already two o'clock in the morning.

Only a dim floor lamp was left on in the living room.

Fatty yawned and returned to the guest room.

Ayugu also hugged her cloth bag and crept into the second bedroom.

Frost Star was full of yin energy and felt sleepy, curling up directly on the living room sofa and falling asleep.

Lin Ye walked into the bathroom.

The showerhead turned on, and scalding hot water washed over his sturdy torso.

The water flow slid down his well-defined abdominal muscles, washing away the fatigue of the day and the slight dust stained on his body.

He turned off the water valve, casually grabbed a white dry towel to wipe his hair, and pushed open the bathroom door.

The instant the door opened.

A rich cold fragrance of Manjusaka, accompanied by a warm, soft yet icy delicate body, crashed straight into his embrace.

Leng Yue stood outside the bathroom door, wearing a thin black silk nightgown on her body.

The V-shaped collar cut extremely low.

The silk fabric clung tightly to her undulating curves, outlining that breathtaking figure in exquisite detail.

The warm water vapor brought out from the bathroom met the slightly cool corpse qi emitted all over Leng Yue's body, instantly condensing a layer of ambiguous water mist between the two of them.