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Shocked, the guy caught a bomb

When it came to fishing, Nan Ye hadn't felt this good in a long time.

The feeling of reeling in fish one after another was even more comfortable than a heated bed in this December weather.

"Big black mark, I'll cast!"

"Hmm, what is this? It's not moving at all!"

This kind of feeling wasn't the first time Nan Ye had encountered it; it was too familiar, definitely not something good.

When he pulled it up, well, what do you know, ""red high heels""!

Is this forcing me to sing a Tanya Chua song?

"Ahem, this must be a coincidence. Humans make mistakes, and horses stumble.

Catching so many fish and only getting one piece of trash is normal, just normal!"

Nan Ye's words sounded like he was explaining to the Netizens, and also like he was comforting himself.

But to the Netizens in the live stream, it wasn't like that at all:

【Aha, here it comes, isn't this exactly what we were anticipating!】

【Exactly, exactly, if Xiao Ge caught proper fish every time, I'd lose interest instead.】

【There are so many streamers who catch proper fish, you can't even watch them all. But for catching strange and bizarre things, only Xiao Ge is this one!】

【Does the appearance of the high heels mean that Xiao Ge's magical journey officially begins tonight?】

【...】

Looking at these comments, Nan Ye was really impressed by this generation of Netizens.

They are too hard to handle; can't they hope for something good?

"Impossible, even the Buddha said I'd have good luck tonight!"

Nan Ye was going all out; he didn't believe that after the side effects were gone, he would still keep catching strange and bizarre things?

After casting the next rod, Yi Yi next to him seemed to have a big movement.

"Brother Nan Ye, it's so heavy here, I can't pull it up."

Nan Ye moved closer and helped the little friend Yi Yi.

It was indeed quite large; this size, this feel, at least one and a half catties or more.

"Wow, what a big fish!" Yi Yi's eyes sparkled as she looked at the carp pulled up.

Seven Lord also came closer, drooling all over the ground.

This fish should be enough for him to eat for two days!

"Go away, go away, Seven Lord, you've already eaten so many small fish, why are you still so greedy? Aren't you afraid of being stuffed to death like a fish!"

Seven Lord raised a paw, just about to step down, but paused: "Meow... fish can be stuffed to death?"

"Only fish that are stuffed to death, no fish that starve to death, Seven Lord, take it easy. If you get stuffed to death, I can only find a place to bury you!" Nan Ye patted Seven Lord's round head and then sat back in his fishing spot.

And Seven Lord was now scared by the words "stuffed to death" and was a bit at a loss.

After Nan Ye returned to his fishing spot, he looked closely at the float.

Huh?

Where's the float? It's gone!

Holy crap, Nan Ye quickly cast his rod in a panic.

It was a small broken fishing net, with a dead large crucian carp on it, eaten by other fish so much that its bones were visible.

Nan Ye casually threw it into the trash bag he brought, which also counted as cleaning up the garbage in this stream!

This time, Nan Ye wasn't so stubborn; he felt things were heading in a bad direction.

At the same time, he already had a misconception in his heart.

Did Tong Zi really remove the side effects?

Out of trust in Tong Zi, Nan Ye didn't say much, cast his rod again, and refused to believe that evil!

Five minutes passed.

Ten minutes passed.

Fifteen minutes passed.

There wasn't the slightest movement, not even as much as Yi Yi next to him, who had already caught who knows how many.

At this moment, Yi Yi's face was rosy, half from the cold, the other half from excitement.

Yes, fishing is a sport that appeals to men, women, old, and young.

Some can even become obsessed with it.

They can fish from morning until 12 am and go back.

During that time, they don't feel tired or hungry; it's truly magical.

Nan Ye prepared to lift his rod to see if the bait had gone wrong a long time ago.

As a result, when he lifted it, hmm, it got snagged again?

No, he could pull it, and it was quite heavy.

"So heavy, my goodness, this must be at least forty to fifty catties!"

When the Netizens heard Nan Ye say this, their first impression was that he had caught a super big fish.

But then they thought it wasn't right; it was just a stream, not the sea, where would a forty to fifty catty big fish come from?

Catching the one catty plus carp just now was already considered very large.

Forty to fifty catties, unless it was a giant salamander, Otter, or something similar, otherwise it was impossible.

The problem is that giant salamanders also hibernate, and Otters are usually in wider bodies of water; this stream doesn't look like it has Otters.

As Nan Ye pulled, the Netizens saw some clues.

It shouldn't be a living thing; the water surface wouldn't be so quiet for a living thing.

In other words, Nan Ye caught something dead, and it was so heavy.

Maybe it was something fun again.

They were truly filled with anticipation.

The heavy object slowly emerged from the water, and just as Yi Yi wanted to get closer, Nan Ye stopped her.

"Yi Yi, stand back, hide behind the car."

After all, the Hummer was relatively high, and Yi Yi alone might not be able to climb up, so he had her hide behind the car.

Seeing Nan Ye's big reaction, the hearts of nearly twenty million Netizens were like a group of ants crawling all over them, itching uncontrollably.

What kind of thing could make the usually calm Nan Ye so nervous?

Until the object truly came out of the water, everyone saw it clearly.

"Hiss!"

"Gasp!"

Everyone who saw it took a deep breath.

Because it was nothing else but a bomb.

To be precise, it was an aerial bomb dropped by Little Japan during World War II, which is why it was so heavy.

However, this one was a dud.

Although it's called a dud, it doesn't mean it definitely won't explode, which is why Nan Ye was so cautious.

【You're a tough one, Xiao Ge, you even managed to pull up this kind of thing.】

【Holy crap, holy crap, Xiao Ge, take it easy, I still want to hear more of your new songs!】

【Damn it, this was definitely dropped by Little Japan. Their crimes are numerous. How many Daxia people did these things kill in the past!】

【Don't talk about the past; just the HE sewage on August 24th alone, I tell you, I completely hate Little Japan now. It's gotten to the point where I don't even dare to have a child.

It's not easy for humans to come to this world. The highly competitive environment is one thing, but do we have to let them see this increasingly ugly world?】

【Anyway, in one sentence, I will never use anything produced by Little Japan again in my life. Consciously boycott!】

【I think Little Japan can't be counted in the category of humans. They don't care about the world's people at all, they're worse than animals, just get rid of them.

For countries with nuclear bombs, wouldn't it be great if each country launched a few?】

【...】

While the Netizens were frantically criticizing Little Japan, Nan Ye was also frantically confronting the system in his mind.

"Tong Zi, come out, is this what you meant by all side effects being deleted?

After deleting them, I still caught all sorts of weird things three times in a row?

You even caught a dud?

You're not messing with me, are you!"

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