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My brother is going to start working again

“Welcome to the Panda Base, if you need anything, please tell us!” Director Director Zeng Daxia personally came out to greet them.

His build was relatively tall and large, his face a bit square and big, but his eyes were small, creating a strong sense of incongruity, yet he was quite easy to recognize.

Director Zeng Daxia held Nan Ye's hand tightly, completely unwilling to let go.

Nan Ye tried to pull his hand away several times but couldn't, and his expression gradually became awkward.

Hey, quickly let go of my hand!

It's getting a bit mushy, my friend!

“How about we just get straight to the point!” Before the other person could speak, Nan Ye spoke first!

Director Zeng Daxia released his hand and rubbed his bristly buzz cut: “Ah, that works too. I didn't expect Mr. Nan to be so dedicated to his work. Then I'll have Shi Chuhua be your guide, you can ask her if you need anything!”

After all, Shi Chuhua was the face of this place; even if she was occasionally filmed by Nan Ye, she could handle being on camera.

“Should we tour in order, or go straight to seeing the pandas?”

Nan Ye looked at Shi Chuhua: “Aren't we supposed to promote the base? Following the order should be fine!”

As he finished speaking, Nan Ye directly started the live stream. Because there was a preview yesterday, millions of people were online very quickly.

【Panda, panda, I want to see pandas!】

【Which giant pandas are in this base? I wonder if I know them!】

【I like Qiyi, that tuft of messy fur is too cute, and its leg-hugging technique is simply too fun.】

【I still like Meng Lan, he's endlessly happy on the road to escaping, hahaha!】

【...】

Nan Ye also asked curiously: “How many pandas does our base have?”

Regarding this question, Shi Chuhua became a bit awkward, her eyes seemed distant, and she stammered: “One!”

Nan Ye: “...”

Audience: “...”

Just one!

You dare call it a Panda Base with just one? No wonder there aren't many tourists, even on a big weekend.

With a strong resolve, Shi Chuhua explained: “Our base is newly built, and the leaders are still observing. If everything is in place later, they will send a few more over.”

Hearing Shi Chuhua's explanation, the audience still wasn't convinced:

【What should I do if I suddenly lost interest?】

【Yeah, if you travel all that way just for one, how could you possibly get your fill!】

【It's a bit disappointing. I thought Panda City was going to get another large Panda Base, but it turns out it's just a small zoo!】

【...】

Nan Ye didn't pay too much attention to the audience's comments, because his gaze had been attracted by the nine ring-tailed lemurs in front of him.

Ring-tailed lemurs have small heads, low foreheads, large ears, and both ears are covered in fine hairs. Their entire face looks like a fox's, and they are named for the ring patterns on their tails.

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Seeing that Shi Chuhua wanted to speak, Nan Ye directly turned the camera towards her, so he could slack off a bit.

“Ring-tailed lemurs are the only type of lemur active during the day. They are docile and usually like to gather and move in groups.

They usually feed on leaves, plant fruits, flowers, etc., and occasionally eat some insects. Feeding them is quite easy.”

Shi Chuhua's appearance on camera actually made the live stream chat lively:

【Wow, this sister is so beautiful, I feel she's not worse than other celebrities.】

【Does this count as the most beautiful zookeeper?】

【I'm suddenly interested in this base.】

【I don't think you're interested in the animals!】

When the camera was on the ring-tailed lemurs, the audience could see them sitting cross-legged on the ground, with their hands on their knees, facing the sun motionless, looking very much like “old monks in meditation”.

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Nan Ye asked the question everyone in the audience wanted to ask: “Are they meditating?”

Shi Chuhua burst out laughing. What the heck is meditating? Do you think they're practicing Martial Arts or something?!

“They have a special nickname, called sun worshipers.

Every morning after waking up, they will sit upright facing the sun, quietly gazing at the morning sun, sometimes even leaning slightly forward, as if devoutly worshiping the sun.

Actually, part of the reason is because it's damp and cold at night. To get rid of the chill, they will do this, enjoy a sunbath, letting the warm sunlight cover their entire bodies.”

Nan Ye clicked his tongue in wonder, realizing he had learned something new.

Before long, this group of ring-tailed lemurs gathered around, jumping onto Shi Chuhua to look for food.

As soon as she touched them, Shi Chuhua's mood would improve: “Do you want to try? They are very friendly, they'll even jump on you and play!”

One of them jumped onto Nan Ye, then patted the phone used for the live stream with its paw, and then brought its eyes close to the camera.

Little did it know that the audience's psychological trauma area was huge:

【Holy crap!】

【Stop shaking, monkey brother, I'm getting motion sickness!】

【Wow, this monkey is using us to pick its toes, that's too much!】

【I was almost scared into a heart attack by these large orange-red eyes!】

Nan Ye took a few grapes. Just as he was about to feed them, he heard the calls of this group of lemurs:

“Second Brother, the zookeeper brought a human over today, but how come he's not the same color as the zookeeper?”

Of course he wasn't the same color. After delivering takeout for so many years, it would be strange if he wasn't dark.

But the following words almost made Nan Ye lose his composure.

“Little Brother, this is clearly not a human, okay? He looks like a chimpanzee no matter how you look at him!”

“Second Brother, have you seen a chimpanzee?”

“No, I haven't, but didn't the zookeeper say a few days ago that she would bring a chimpanzee over? It must be him!”

“Then should we call him Big Black from now on?”

“Big Black what? He's the last one to arrive, so he'll be Little Brother from now on, just call him Little Black!”

“...”

The more Nan Ye listened, the darker his face got!

*You're* a chimpanzee, your whole family are chimpanzees.

Just came in and these monkeys are treating him like a monkey, how to fix this?

Thinking of this, Nan Ye had an epiphany!

When people treat the animals in the zoo like monkeys.

Little do they know that in their eyes, humans are just two-legged monkeys.

It's the same logic.

“Second Brother, he seems to be glaring at you!”

“Then there's no mistake, he can understand what we're saying, which means he's not human.”

Nan Ye: ...

It can also be understood this way?

But understanding it this way doesn't seem to have much of a problem either?

Bah, bah, bah, he got drawn in...

He walked straight to the lemur called Second Brother, and then offered a grape to its mouth.

Second Brother couldn't resist the temptation of food and opened his mouth to bite.

Unexpectedly, Nan Ye actually pulled his hand back and put it into his own mouth.

Second Brother: ...

Are you polite?

Is that how you do things?

“Hmm, tastes good!” As Nan Ye spoke, he offered another one over.

Second Brother first glanced at Nan Ye, then glanced at the grape, and still shamelessly moved closer.

As a result, Nan Ye pulled it back again, put it into his own mouth, and ate it happily.

Then he took out another one, waved it in front of him, and then fed it to Little Brother.

Not only that, he also claimed the entire fruit plate for himself and then started shouting:

“Are you hungry? Want to eat? Come on, come on, perform a talent first.”

The dumbfounded Second Brother: ???

Shi Chuhua at the side: ???

The audience in the live stream chat: ???

【Hahahahaha, Xiao Ge is going to start messing around again.】

【Seriously? Nan Ye is actually making the lemurs perform talents? Is this something a person would do?】

【The lemur says, 'Oh, thank you, I have to perform a talent after eating a few of your grapes!'】

【Dying of laughter, look at that lemur's expression, it's as resentful as can be.】

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