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I want to be a Kung Fu Panda when I grow up!
"Chuanchuan, come down!" Shi Chuhua called from below.
Chuanchuan made a few sounds: "En~ En~ En~"
According to the zookeeper, when a panda makes an 'en en' sound, it means it's happy.
Shi Chuhua quickly made her judgment: "It must be having a lot of fun and doesn't want to come down."
But to Nan Ye's ears, it wasn't like that.
He just shook his head: "This little guy is saying it's stuck, can't get down, and needs help!"
Shi Chuhua: ???
"Really? How did you figure that out? Have you had contact with pandas before?"
Not only Shi Chuhua didn't believe it, but even the Netizens in the livestream didn't believe it:
【I think Nan Ye's statement is a bit exaggerated. How could Chuanchuan be silly enough to get itself stuck up there.】
【The zookeeper has been in contact with it for so long, she should understand it better.】
【This time I'm siding with the zookeeper sister. I remember "en en" means happy for pandas.】
Looking at the comments, well, it seems everyone doesn't believe me either.
Nan Ye looked at the panda: "Chuanchuan, if you want to come down, make two sounds. If you don't want to come down, don't make any sound!"
"En~ En~"
(You can understand what I'm saying, hurry up and get me down.)
Shi Chuhua still didn't quite believe it. Usually, when she called Chuanchuan, it would respond.
"Chuanchuan, do you really want to come down?"
"En~ En~"
(Stop talking nonsense, Nanny, I can barely breathe.)
"Chuanchuan, aren't you having a lot of fun?"
As a result, Chuanchuan didn't respond to her.
Asking several times in a row without a response made Shi Chuhua doubt her life a little.
Could it be, is it really as Nan Ye said?
Since the wood was quite high, Nan Ye moved a stone over and placed it underneath, barely able to reach.
Whoa, it's quite heavy!
It took a lot of effort to put this little guy on the floor.
Who knew that the next second, this little guy would cling to him, hugging Nan Ye's thigh.
"En~ En... Lifesaver, I want a hug!"
Shi Chuhua, who was standing nearby, felt like shutting down.
I've been raising you for half a year, and you choose to hug someone else's thigh. Nanny is so sad.
【Could it really be as Nan Ye said? That's why the first thing Chuanchuan did after coming down was hug his thigh.】
【That's probably the interpretation, otherwise it should be hugging the zookeeper sister's thigh.】
【So, Nan Ye really understands pandas better than the zookeeper sister?】
For the rest of the time, Chuanchuan kept sticking to Nan Ye, as only he could understand its words.
Feeding at noon naturally fell to Nan Ye.
"Here, your fruit skewer, Chuanchuan!"
"Do you know what fruits are on this?"
Chuanchuan ate and responded: "En en... I know, aren't they just apples, bananas, cucumbers, and carrots! They just messed up the order, thinking I wouldn't notice!"
Upon hearing this, Nan Ye laughed until his stomach hurt. It seems pandas aren't easy to fool!
Suddenly, he felt he could use this opportunity.
He ran to Director Zeng Daxia's office and printed out four color pictures of fruits, exactly those four fruits.
Then he arranged them in a row.
"Come, try this skewer again. For every bite you take, point to the corresponding fruit. Can you do that?"
"En en... This is very simple!"
The Netizens in the livestream were amused:
【Xiao Ge first made things difficult for the lemurs, and now he's making things difficult for the panda, haha!】
【He's raising Chuanchuan like a child. A child might be able to recognize them, but a panda? I'll put a question mark on that first!】
【Why just a question mark? Weren't you directly denying it before?】
【My face has been slapped swollen by Xiao Ge. For now, let's just watch. It's not too late to laugh at him after watching...】
The curve of Nan Ye's mouth grew wider. Want to slap my face? Sorry, you don't have a chance.
"Come, Chuanchuan, what fruit did you eat first?"
He put the four fruit pictures in front of Chuanchuan for it to choose.
The first bite was cucumber, and Chuanchuan accurately pointed to the corresponding fruit picture.
【It really recognizes it? Or is it because the cucumber's color is easier to recognize?】
Netizens still didn't quite believe it. Out of the four fruits, only the cucumber was green. Maybe it was just a coincidence.
Coincidence or not, we'll know by trying again.
The second bite was red. Chuanchuan recognized it for a while, then pressed its paw on the carrot picture.
Although it took a little longer to recognize, every time it was accurate.
Once or twice might be an accident, but if it happens more often, the concept is different.
Netizens' curiosity was also piqued to the maximum:
【This is too incredible. Chuanchuan can really recognize fruits.】
【Can anyone explain what's going on?】
【Actually, pandas have very high intelligence. It is said they can rank in the top ten of all animals, smarter than ordinary dogs.
You can compare with Meng Lan. Before escaping, he even destroyed the camera, indicating he knew what it was.】
【Both smart and cute. If there were pandas in the Chinese zodiac, I estimate many people would flock to have panda babies in that year.】
【...】
Giant pandas have the intelligence of a human child aged 5-8. How could they not understand human words?
Fu Bao would waddle over to Grandpa to get cleaned up when he got himself dirty.
Ya Ya would beg for food by bowing her head.
Meng Lan would use tools to escape...
These instances, one after another, show that beneath their clumsy and cute appearance, they actually have insightful minds.
"Chuanchuan, what do you want to be when you grow up?" Thinking of Meng Lan, who was going further and further down the path of escape, Nan Ye asked casually.
"En~ En... I... I want to be a Kung Fu Panda!"
Nan Ye: ?????
What?
Chuanchuan's answer was something Nan Ye would never have thought of in a million years.
"How do you know about Kung Fu Panda?"
"En~ En... When Nanny feeds me, she watches Kung Fu Panda on the side!"
Nan Ye looked at Shi Chuhua, then at Chuanchuan. Good heavens, it turns out the formation of each panda's personality is related to their Nannies and Daddies.
Just like how Meng Lan was often encouraged by Nanny Mei to climb windows when he was little, it's natural for him to climb walls when he grows up. Nothing wrong with that!
Thinking of this, Nan Ye realized there was something else he could play with.
"Chuanchuan, how about I teach you Martial Arts? I'll teach you to become a Kung Fu Panda!"
Chuanchuan looked at Nan Ye suspiciously: "En~ En... You know Martial Arts?"
"You don't believe me?"
"En... I don't believe you!"
"Alright then, I'll perform a set of Eight Extremities Fist for you!"
Eight Extremities Fist cannot be used casually for fighting and brawling, but practicing the form itself has no side effects.
The system said that Martial Arts is a form of personal cultivation. Practicing every day keeps your fists from getting rusty.
Shi Chuhua and the Netizens in the livestream saw Nan Ye suddenly stand up and perform a set of Eight Extremities Fist.
The movements were fierce and rapid, with infinite variations, giving the impression of mountains collapsing and the earth splitting.
Shaking the shoulders to make the heavens fall, stomping the feet to shake the nine provinces!
A set of punches down left everyone mesmerized.
However, what was the purpose of Nan Ye suddenly performing a set of Eight Extremities Fist?