120: Chapter 120 Li Fang's Wives

[Chen Yu, did you know He Yunshen is live-streaming for sales?]

"I didn't know."

[I heard he's about to lose his job, so he's switching careers to become a streamer. Do you have anything to say?]

"Different professions are like different mountains; I can only wish him success." Chen Yu shrugged.

He wasn't exactly trying to crush anyone's confidence.

[Chen Yu, when are you going to Mushroom Courtyard next? Remember to get an autograph for me.]

"Next time, go yourself."

Chen Yu was also a little scared, fearing for his life.

He heard Li Fang was still in the hospital on an IV drip.

"Alright, let's continue with the voice chat." Chen Yu wanted to avoid this topic.

Random voice chat.

[Take Everything You Want]: "Chen Yu, I love you! You're so handsome! Can you give me a kiss? Please, I'll send you gifts!"

Chen Yu: "Please have some self-respect. Is this how you treat your husband?"

[Take Everything You Want]: "I don't have a husband."

Chen Yu: "Then you must have a boyfriend, right?"

[Take Everything You Want]: "I only have you!"

Chen Yu forced himself to maintain his composure.

"Thanks for your support, but I'm not worthy. I'm a cold-blooded, heartless man." Chen Yu opened his right index finger and thumb, placing them next to his nose.

[Hahaha, is Chen Yu trying to kill me with laughter with that pose?]

[How cold can you be? A cold person wouldn't wake up so early to buy flowers for someone.]

[Take Everything You Want]: "Chen Yu, you're so cute. I like you just like this. I don't mind being your mistress."

Chen Yu could no longer maintain his Gentlemanly demeanor.

If he kept this up, he might get beaten up!

He hoped Su Lingyin wouldn't see this!

Chen Yu quickly hung up.

"The signal is a bit bad. Thanks for the fans' support. Please stay calm and follow celebrities rationally!"

"Don't let anyone deceive you. There are too many people pretending to be 'warm guys' or 'green tea' types these days. You must keep your eyes peeled and not get fooled!"

"If you're scammed, find a police officer immediately!"

[Paomian Daren]: Wow, Chen Yu, you're so popular with female fans!

Chen Yu explained, "Ahem, actually, male fans welcome me even more."

Su Lingyin clenched her teeth. Hmph!

But this also indirectly showed how popular Chen Yu was. She was happy, but also...

A bit uncomfortable.

"It would be so great if Chen Yu's fans were all men," Su Lingyin mused.

But she knew that was impossible.

She hoped Chen Yu would do better and better, so she would let the female fan thing slide.

After all, it wasn't his fault.

Chen Yu didn't know he had just escaped a disaster.

Feelings are things that sometimes have nothing to do with right or wrong; otherwise, there wouldn't be any arguments, and everything would be rationally processed internally.

Chen Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. This was so hard.

"Next!"

Hopefully, the next one would be more normal, or at least not so crazy.

[Among Three Thousand Beauties, I Only Want One Thousand]: "Hello, Chen Yu."

Looking at the name, it seemed to be a man, but the voice made it uncertain.

This voice was a bit too gentle.

Chen Yu: "Hello."

[Among Three Thousand Beauties, I Only Want One Thousand]: "Guess if I'm a man or a woman?"

A light chuckle followed.

[Holy crap, this voice is so androgynous. Could it be a zero?]

Chen Yu wondered why all the callers today were such characters.

"A 1.5, I'd say."

"What do you mean?"

"Both are 0.5 extra."

[Deep and profound! This needs careful savoring.]

[Among Three Thousand Beauties, I Only Want One Thousand]: "Just guess~"

Chen Yu asked: "Are you a fan of mine?"

[Among Three Thousand Beauties, I Only Want One Thousand]: "Of course, I even have your light board~"

"There is only one truth..." Chen Yu gave a mysterious smile.

Then he cut the voice chat.

Trying to make him use his brain—this was like a brain teaser; no matter how you guessed, it would be wrong.

He didn't mean any discrimination.

He, Chen Yu, was a Gentleman.

"Then next, I'll sing 'Gentleman' for everyone. I hope you can be a bit more Gentlemanly and stop messing with me."

[The song 'Gentleman' isn't Gentlemanly at all; it should be renamed 'Simp'.]

Chen Yu pretended not to see it.

"Keep it simple..."

"Sorry, I sang the wrong one."

[Heh, you think I didn't recognize the accompaniment for 'actor'?]

[Huh? Isn't this the intro to 'Gentleman'?]

[Chen Yu, I'm reporting a fake fan here!]

Chen Yu smiled calmly: "I did it on purpose, just to test whether you are true fans or fake ones."

[Why aren't you singing a new song today?]

[I want to voice chat! I want to become a part of you—no, a part of your song!]

[Chen Yu, I want to merge with you, to have you in me and me in you.]

"Holy crap, what's wrong with you guys? Have you gone crazy?"

"Do you want to see my stream get banned?"

[Li Fangs Only Wife]: Chen Yu, I'm back. Let the battle begin!

[Li Fang's First Wife]: Are you the one bullying our Fangkuaier?

[Fangfang's Yuanyuan-chan]: Hmph! Don't think we don't have people. Sisters, charge!

Chen Yu looked at the names and immediately understood.

Li Fang's fans were back for more.

They were truly resilient.

"Welcome back. But I have a question for you: does Li Fang acknowledge your identities?"

"Exactly how many wives does he have? Which one of you is his wife?"

[Li Fangs Only Wife]: Me, of course!

[Fangfang's Yuanyuan-chan]: It's me! I'm his official girlfriend! We've held hands! Go to my homepage, there's video proof.

Chen Yu was as curious as the other fans and went to take a look.

Heh.

It was just a brush, and Li Fang even wiped his hand in disgust.

Yet she treated it like a precious treasure, and many female fans in the comments were envious.

[Wow, you actually touched Fangfang's hand.]

[Waaaah, why wasn't it me!]

[If I touched Fangfang's hand, I wouldn't wash my hands for the rest of my life.]

Chen Yu thought to himself, how dirty would it be not to wash your hands for a lifetime?

Don't these fans have to work?

Where do they get the money to follow celebrities? This was something he never understood.

Probably just because they have too much free time.

What decent person would follow Li Fang?

[Li Fangs Only Wife]: I'll fight you! Change your names right now. I said 'Only' first, didn't you see? Are you blind?

[Li Fang's First Wife]: Why don't you change yours? We're willing to give you a chance to be a mistress, so why do you get to be the 'Only' one? Li Fang belongs to everyone!

[Fangfang's Yuanyuan-chan]: Exactly! Fangfang belongs to all of us!

Chen Yu quickly added: "I certainly don't want him!"

[Hahaha, I don't want him either!]

[Please don't bestow Li Fang upon me. I'm afraid his ultra-thin minty voice will torture me to death!]

[I really don't get it. Are these women blind? Or have their ears mutated? Why are they so obsessed with Li Fang?]

[Dogs like eating poop. You might not understand it, but you can't stop them from eating it!]

[Your Excellency has a point. So Li Fang is a pile of poop!]