29: Chapter 29 In this world, you earn your own identity.

[Northeast Fugitive Grilled Cold Noodles]: Do you have anything to say to the people hating on you online?

Chen Yu: "I want to say, thank you for the attention."

Haters' mental breakdown +1

[Shit Hits the Fan and Still Wanting to Stir It]: Chen Yu, did you write these songs in advance and then hire shills to tell stories?

Chen Yu: "Wow, you're so smart. It's a pity you're not a detective."

Chen Yu wouldn't get angry at all; it was a piece of cake.

[Shrimp Kernel Without Blinking]: Others go on dating shows to find love, but you're there for the money. Are you really that obsessed with money?

Chen Yu: "I won't die if I don't date, but I'll starve to death if I don't have money to eat. If you don't care about money, you can give it to me. I care."

After picking a few more questions to reply to, Chen Yu started singing again.

He couldn't let everyone's gifts go to waste.

A streamer should act like a streamer.

He sang a few songs over and over.

Bullet Chat: [I like chatting with Chen Yu; he's so funny.]

[I mean, that mouth of his never takes a loss. Luckily, I didn't insult him.]

[I feel like his talking is even better than his singing!]

...

Time quickly arrived at Saturday morning.

Heartbeat House group activity: The Great Blind Date Experience!

The handsome men and beautiful women scattered to various parts of the park.

There were many uncles and aunties here holding photos of their children, and some were posting information on display boards.

This kind was the one where they paid extra.

Just like advertisements on dating websites.

Shen Yanzhou and He Yunshen both looked like they were at the age where they would have savings.

"Hello, handsome. My daughter is very outstanding; you two would be a match made in heaven!"

Shen Yanzhou asked curiously, "Then can I see what your daughter looks like?"

"Hmm, she looks okay. Is it convenient to introduce her situation?"

She was a bit better looking than average people. He was just purely curious; this really didn't count as a man making a mistake.

He was doing it for the show's effect; he had to deliver since he was being paid.

"My daughter is divorced with two kids. Don't worry, she's very capable."

Hearing this, Shen Yanzhou turned and bolted. He wasn't ready to be a father to someone else's children yet.

"Young man, don't leave!"

Hearing this, Shen Yanzhou walked even faster.

Before he could take two steps, he was grabbed by the auntie. "Everything can be discussed! Look, you're not that young anymore. You'd get two obedient children without doing anything, and there'd be a virtuous wife waiting for you at home. Just think how happy that would be!"

"Auntie, this isn't the happiness I want!" Shen Yanzhou broke into a cold sweat.

With this auntie's speed and strength, young people would be the ones needing to give up their seats to her on the bus.

"Auntie, please let me go. I'm still young!"

"Exactly. Your family has two kids and you still want to find someone like him."

"Right, this auntie is making sense!"

"Young man, look at my daughter. She only has one kid, much better than hers!"

Shen Yanzhou was on the verge of tears. What was this?

Out of the tiger's mouth and into the wolf's?

Help~

Mom, I want to go home!

Bullet Chat:

[I'm dying of laughter. Shen Yanzhou is officially being hounded.]

[If you ask me, Shen Yanzhou, you should just agree!]

[Auntie: Jie jie jie, just give in to my daughter!]

[Shen Yanzhou hit the jackpot this time—getting two kids before even getting married!]

Receiving the opposite treatment of Shen Yanzhou was Chi Zhao.

No matter where this guy went, no one paid him any attention.

"Auntie, aren't you looking for a son-in-law? What do you think of me?"

"I don't think much of you."

Bullet Chat: [Auntie loves telling the truth too much.]

[Chi Zhao is stunned. So this is what it's like to hear an honest evaluation for the first time in his life.]

[Did you see the auntie's look of disgust mixed with disdain? Chi Zhao probably needs to go to the hospital; that was a real heart-stabber!]

[Auntie: Someone like you wants to get close?!]

Chi Zhao didn't understand and asked, "Why won't I do?"

"You're too short. And don't mind me being blunt, but you look like you have a kidney deficiency!"

"I don't think you'll do!" the auntie added another blow.

Upon hearing this, Chi Zhao was like a cat with its fur standing on end. He jumped up and down, saying, "Where am I deficient? I'm super strong!"

The auntie said nothing, only maintaining her look of disdain.

That look was more hurtful than any words.

"I'm kindly reminding you, don't waste your energy. No one in this park will take an interest in you."

"Who doesn't want to find someone tall and good-looking? Even if they don't earn much, as long as they're healthy and fit, they can be a live-in son-in-law."

"With the way you look, it's unlikely you could even have children!"

The auntie's last sentence was the finishing blow!

Chi Zhao: Pfft~~~

He clutched his heart as if he had been gravely injured.

The bullet chat added more blows:

[Spread the word: Chi Zhao is incompetent!]

[Spread the word: Chi Zhao can't have kids!]

[Spread the word: Chi Zhao is infertile!]

[Spread the word: Chi Zhao isn't a man!]

[Spread the word: Chi Zhao went to Thailand for surgery!]

[Spread the word: Chi Zhao is a eunuch!]

[Spread the word: Chi Zhao has no 'little thingy'!]

...

"Young man, you look good. What does your family do? What's your job, and what's your monthly salary?"

"How much do you think someone like me makes a month?"

"I see you're so young; you probably don't earn much."

"Whether it's much or not depends on what 'much' means to you."

"Ten thousand?"

Chen Yu shook his head. "Too low."

The auntie suddenly perked up. This young man had potential! And so young, his back must be in great shape!

Slurp!

"Then, twenty thousand?"

"Too low!"

"Auntie, your imagination is too limited!"

"One hundred thousand?!" The auntie's mouth fell open. This would work!

"Something like that."

It was only off by seventy or eighty thousand.

Anyway, when you're out in the world, your identity is whatever you give yourself.

"Oh my, then young man, where is your home? How many houses do you have?"

"Wait, wait, wait. I haven't asked about your daughter's conditions yet."

The auntie paused, and then a proud expression appeared on her face.

She said haughtily, "My daughter has fair skin, a beautiful face, and long legs. She's as pretty as a flower and outshines Xi Shi!"

"Then can I have a look?"

So the auntie pulled up a photo on her phone.

"Auntie, I've gotta say, aren't you kicking me into a fire pit?"

"This is 'outshining Xi Shi'? You should've said she 'outshines Ru Hua'!"

(*￣rǒ￣) Picks nose

"How can you talk about my daughter like that? My daughter is a Shanghai local! From your accent, you're from the North, right?"

Chen Yu nodded. "That's right, I'm from the North."

"Tsk, then you're still not good enough for my daughter!"

"How many millions does your daughter earn a month that I'm not good enough?" Chen Yu asked curiously.

"My daughter earns six thousand a month! But my daughter's job is stable!"

"That's it?!"

"Fine, you'd better just keep her then!" Chen Yu sneered.

"Young man, don't leave! You haven't told me how many houses your family has!"

"Heh! I wouldn't say 'how many houses,' just a few Courtyards in the Imperial Capital."

"Ah!!!"

"Oh my, then you and my daughter are a match made in heaven!"

Hearing Chen Yu's words, everyone nearby with good hearing came running over, swarming him! վ'ᴗ' ի

They pushed the auntie aside.

The Imperial Capital isn't considered the North!

Courtyards are great—imposing and elegant!

Men from the Imperial Capital are great!

Stylish!

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