41: Chapter 41 I hate children!!!

They chatted idly about this and that.

As they walked, they reached the giant slide. The staff member handed him a plastic mat, but Chi Zhao, wanting to look cool, repeatedly refused the staff's request.

"Does a real man even need this thing?"

The staff member's already sun-darkened face grew even darker.

Where the hell did this poser come from?!

However, out of duty, he advised once more: "Using this mat would be safer."

"That's right, Chi Zhao, prioritize safety first," Lin Xi added with concern.

She wasn't specifically worried about Chi Zhao; she would have been worried even if it were a small animal.

Meanwhile, she felt more and more that this person was far too childish.

Chi Zhao had been hesitating slightly, but hearing Lin Xi's concern, he immediately puffed out his chest!

Then, like a nimble carp, he jumped down with a 'whoosh'!

The person went down, but his shoes stayed behind.

Gravitational acceleration!

My chest!

Although there was water, the friction made his chest ache.

It was burning!

He tried to change his posture, exerting force with his core.

Then his arm banged against the side, and he began to tumble haphazardly down the slide with a series of thuds.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Stop it, quickly!"

Just in the nick of time!

Chi Zhao finally landed safely.

Only, his head was spinning.

When he got up, he started walking in circles on the spot!

The bullet comments were harsh: [He's like a pair of compasses!]

After finally recovering, he walked toward Lin Xi.

Seeing him limping, Lin Xi thought he was injured and cursed him in her heart—wouldn't it have been better to just listen to the staff?

One meter six!

One meter seven!

On the surface, Lin Xi still feigned a worried expression and jogged over.

As she got closer, she saw that his shoe had fallen off.

Heh!

The corners of Lin Xi's mouth and eyes couldn't help but twitch.

Where the hell did this idiot come from!

Chi Zhao: I'm going to the kids' area instead!

...

Xia Ningle changed into her training clothes in the dance studio and began practicing diligently with the teacher.

Bullet comments: [Xiaxia is so pitiful, practicing all alone.]

[Exactly, everyone else has a partner, even the teacher has a dance partner!]

[Damned Production Team!]

[Xiaxia, I'm willing to be your dance partner!]

The dance teacher praised: "Hmm, you learn very quickly. Have you practiced dance before?"

"Mm-hmm, I've studied folk dance and street dance."

The teacher nodded: "Then next we'll practice partner dancing. If you don't have a partner..."

Hearing this, Xia Ningle lowered her head somewhat dejectedly.

"It's okay, I can do it by myself," Xia Ningle said, pursing her small lips.

The teacher smiled.

"A newcomer arrived at our dance studio today who can be your partner."

"Ah?"

"Would that be too much trouble for him?" Xia Ningle suddenly became bashful, her fingers twisting together.

Bullet comments: [Kudos to the dance studio for actually providing a partner.]

[Sigh, if only I could transmigrate to a world where they hand out wives!]

Soon, a handsome but stern-looking young man walked in. What was most striking was the beauty mark under his left eye.

His expression was somewhat awkward, and he kept his lips pursed as if he wanted to smile but wasn't used to it.

In the end, it turned into an expression that was somewhere between a smile and a cry.

Seeing this, Xia Ningle lowered her head and giggled secretly.

Why does this person look so dazed?

The dance teacher said: "Please introduce yourself."

The boy's gentle voice rang out: "Hello, my name is Xiao Wenhan."

"H-hello, my name is Xia Ningle."

Xia Ningle placed her hands in front of her stomach and spoke bashfully with her head down.

Then, the two of them began learning together with the teacher and her partner.

Xiao Wenhan's movements were a bit clumsy, and he subconsciously furrowed his brows.

It looks so simple, so why is there such a big difference between my movements and theirs?

Xiao Wenhan looked at his own hands and feet.

For the first time, he felt so uncoordinated!

"Alright, next is partner dance time."

"Follow our lead."

The male dance teacher placed his hand on the female dance teacher's waist, and their other hands met in the air.

Xiao Wenhan bit his lip.

This...

Bullet comments: [Is Xiaxia's romance finally here?]

[Thanks to the dance studio! Finally giving Xiaxia a guy!]

[I feel like they're such a good match!]

[A love story between a cold boy and a cute girl—I can already see the pictures in my mind!]

Xiao Wenhan subconsciously glanced at Xia Ningle, only to find that she was also looking at him.

"Um, I..."

The big boy suddenly became flustered.

"It's okay."

"Let me teach you. Put your hand on my waist."

Xiao Wenhan's hand subconsciously followed Xia Ningle's instructions. His shy eyes looked elsewhere, and his fair cheeks began to turn red.

Xia Ningle covered her mouth and laughed.

"Don't step on my feet."

"S-sorry."

...

At the Python Slide, on a two-person kayak: "Hold on tight!"

Chi Zhao almost lost his grip!

He was so scared he almost called for his mom!

Whoa~

He was almost thrown off!

Just a little more and Mom would never have found me again!

When they got down, Chi Zhao's legs were weak.

"Are you okay?"

Chi Zhao went straight to his knees.

He gave an awkward smile: "I... I just slipped."

Lin Xi never expected that the first time a man would kneel before her wouldn't be for a proposal, but because... he slipped!

Bullet comments: [Holy crap, this is such good TV.]

Chi Zhao rubbed his back; it was itchy, and when he scratched it, dead skin filled his fingernails.

What was going on?

"Why am I so red?"

Lin Xi said weakly: "You didn't apply sunscreen, did you?"

"I'm a grown man, why would I use that stuff!"

I knew it.

Lin Xi shook her head, not wanting to say anything more to Chi Zhao.

She could only say, he deserved it!

Purely deserved it!

Why didn't the sun just finish you off!

...

The Wave Pool.

"Ugh~"

The waves submerged Chi Zhao's already short frame.

Under the battering of the waves, he no longer knew North from South, East from West!

Mom, am I going home now?

But when he saw Lin Xi watching from the shore, adrenaline gave him another boost!

Charge!

He rushed straight to the front row!

Then, he was washed straight to the back row!

Ah!

The ocean!

It's all water!

Chi Zhao's head was also full of water!

Bullet comments: [Chi Zhao is a vivid illustration of what it means to have water in your brain!]

[Exactly, if you can't handle it, just get out. I'm afraid he'll drown in a 1.2-meter pool!]

[Chi Zhao doesn't have it easy, drowning in a 1.2-meter pool with a height of 1.62 meters.]

[Eh? Is that kid next to him laughing at him?]

When Chi Zhao emerged from the water, a child in his father's arms was laughing and pointing at him.

"Look! A big dummy!"

Chi Zhao: "..."

"Hmm?!" Seeing Chi Zhao's unfriendly gaze, the child's father immediately stood up.

He was 1.8 meters tall, covered in lean muscle, and while it was hidden by the angle before, he now revealed a large Sleeve Tattoo!

Chi Zhao looked at the sky, glancing left and right.

He muttered to himself: "The weather's quite nice today!"

In his heart, however, he thought: If it weren't for your father's sake, I'd show you exactly why the flowers are so red today!

I'd make you red until you're purple!

Purple until you're black!

I'd beat your little butt into eighteen pieces!

Just as Chi Zhao brushed past, wanting to leave this place.

The child innocently said to his dad: "Daddy, he's such a coward!"

Chi Zhao: Don't go too far!

This scene and the audio were perfectly captured by the camera.

Bullet comments:

[Hahaha! This Chi Zhao provides enough laughs to last me a year.]

[Like I said, 'sound of heartbeat' should be renamed 'Happy Comedian'!]

[I've already shared it, too bad my friends can't see it.]

[I've never seen someone so cowardly, and yet he's still posing!]

[Poor in stature but not in spirit; Chi Zhao just wants to be a man.]

[A genius in the comedy world, a clown in the hip-hop circle!]

Chi Zhao: I HATE KIDS!!!